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Sunday, May 30, 2004
I have spent the past two daze in a drunken haze at my aunt's beach house. Both daze she has greeted me with a glass of wine. Goddess love her!
posted by Maeve at 3:19 PM
Saturday, May 29, 2004
yandel30003: hola como esta
yandel30003: soy de culebra y busco amistad
irishwhiskey66: sorry, don't speak spanish.
yandel30003: ok no hablo ingles
I'm chatting with Dru, when this person i.m.'s me. My spanish is limited, very limited. She sudgests I use the new phrase that Juan taught me last night. Good idea!
posted by Maeve at 7:27 PM
Friday, May 28, 2004
posted by Maeve at 9:55 PM
THE WALKING DEAD.......
I keep forgetting to post what idiot boy's blood alcohol was when Steve took him in to rehab on Monday. It was 4.4!!! Yep! Thaaaaaat's right! He should of been dead.
posted by Maeve at 9:51 PM
Can I have my nice, dull, boring life back PLEASE!!!
I called home today to see how my family was doing. My baby sister informed me that my step mom & dad were in a pretty bad accident. Dad just got a BRAND new truck. He owned it for a total of 11 hours before some 16 year old kid blew a red light and slammed into them at 50 mph. There were no skid marks what so ever. He just barrel right in to them. It was 11:40 pm and the kid was claiming he was going home from church (yeah RIGHT). No drugs or booze was found. Oh, did I mendsion that my dad only has 1 kidney and is fighting off bladder cancer? Just WAAAAAAY too much fun and excitement in my life right now. I'm glad it's the weekend, we are fried already from all the running around we have been doing. Pudd'ns I.E.P. went well, I will work with the speech teacher to implement what they are doing at school, at home. Hopefully we'll get more language out of my little angel. Funny thing was, this teacher too says my little precious is stubborn! MY child????!!
Hopefully we can get Lisa into summer school with Bart. Bart was not too happy to find out that he had to go. Sorry kid, a "D" average does not fly in this house. Lisa is in 5th grade but working at a 4th grade level (she should be in 6th grade, but flunked). I think I will have a big fat glass of wine when I get to work. Poor Steve is driving them around right now to birthday parties and rollerinks. We both have this glazed look in our eyes.
posted by Maeve at 4:00 PM
Thursday, May 27, 2004
Where the fuck do I begin? The phone is now my enemy. Today I've had to:
1. make dental appointments for Bart & Lisa. Lisa is 11 years old and still has 2 baby teeth, the adult teeth are growing in the same spot.
2. Idiot boy got them eye exams in JANUARY. Both kids need glasses, are they wearing them??? NO.
3. Bart has been complaining of not hearing things ( I ruled out the usual male gene of "just not listening"). So I got them both "well checks" for next week along with the dental appointments. We are still waiting for the vouchers to come in to get the glasses.
There is more dear readers, a whole lot more. But I have to leave to get Bart now or I'm FUCKED. Getting in & out of school is INSAINE!!!
posted by Maeve at 2:49 PM
Wednesday, May 26, 2004
I had such a sinus headache today. When I was driving home later in the day, I had blurred vision and drifted a bit. I am now finally feeling some what "normal". It was either the Alieve I finally took or it was the phone call from Venus. My girls always make me feel better. I was helping Bart with his spanish home work. He had to discribe a few people in his life. So when we got to his uncle (my husband)I had him write "Tio Steve is muy loco en la cabeza", loosely translates to "my uncle is crazy in the head". Teacher should get a kick out of that one.
posted by Maeve at 7:26 PM
Tuesday, May 25, 2004
Had a nice afternoon. Picked up Lisa from school, Bart was going over a friend's house. We went shopping and then came home. She did her home work and practiced her sax while I cooked pasta sauce. Pudd'n had fun with Goat puppy. After dinner I walked Pudd'n up to one of the many parks through out our little community. Goat Puppy and I chased Pudd'n all around the jungle gym and up into it. He laughed so much, I love to hear him laugh. On our way to the park, he stopped, told me he loved me and gave me a kiss. It was a perfect end to a long day.
posted by Maeve at 10:00 PM
I just got back from the "do it yourself dog wash". At least they all smell better, I on the other hand..........ugh! I am now a "hockey mom" (giggling with giddyness). Bart plays roller hockey, so we go to practices & games now. What sucks is now I have to drive the corolla with gas prices the way they are. Chauffering 3 kids to different school districts is going to get too exspensive with the van. I let Bart's school know he's with me now. I'm going to access his grades and probably inroll him in summer school. I've already got one teacher calling to tell me of his home work and up coming test. Idiot boy may not care what his kid does, but I do.
posted by Maeve at 10:29 AM
Monday, May 24, 2004
Lucky me. Bart and jack are in compeating for who has the worse farts. I am ready to die from the noxious fumes.
posted by Maeve at 10:31 PM
posted by Maeve at 2:41 PM
Sunday, May 23, 2004
AND THE HITS JUUUUUUUUST KEEP ON COMING..........
Idiot boy, the dumb ass waste of oxygen that he is, is going into rehab AGAIN. Now before you go thinking all positive and shit, we have LOST count on how many times this fucking idiot has done this. Shit, last Dec he went in, now he's got to go again. He's not doing this voulentary, his job said "go or lose your job". So, guess who gets his kids? Us! I love Bart & Lisa very much and feel so bad for them. Had that dumb fuck listened to us 10 years ago and left the Cunt, none of this would be happening. Back then we offered to take the kids while he sobered up and got his shit straight. He told us to fuck off. Now, 10 years later we are dealing with it all over again. We are supposidly gettting the kids for a week, if my poor mother in law can get him into a half way home, it will be a month. Apparently there are pleanty of half way home for women on the mend, none for men. So now, I have 3 children to get ready and drive to school. If Pudd'n were in this school district, it would not be so bad. I have him in a completely different one. Oh yeah, the van started up with the not starting shit AGAIN! Whoooooooooo hooooooooo! Hot damn! Yeah.......I'm refilling my Xanax.
posted by Maeve at 11:39 AM
Saturday, May 22, 2004
Boy was it a quiet ride up to the Ren. Fair today. No insaine giggling, no stupid "milkshake" song......just peace & quiet. Bart borrowed steve's pirate costume and wore it up there. There were a lot more costumes this time around! Oh man, a group of men will fuel my fantasies for MANY months to cum. Their costumes were so great, I took a couple of photos of them. They were dressed up for battle, lots of weapons, leather, spikes.........I'm squirming in my seat just thinking of them. What was really funny was there was a lot of pirates this time around! I took Bart's photo with some and I even found a pirate wench to take his photo with. He blushed profusely. Lots of fairies of course, I asked Steve if he wanted his photo taken with one. Saw "tree of life boy", I just leered at him as I walked past. It was a great time, but I missed my girls. Next year we will do one trip with the kids and one trip with adults only. Half the fun is the lewd comments you make with one another. One Scottish hottie kept checking me out, now had I had the girls with me.........I could of had some bantering fun. Instead, I had to play the "good mom" and keep my yap shut because I was with Steve & the kids. It would not look too good if it were just me standing there talking to him. What I also found funny was I had way more guys checking out my cleavage this time. I cannot wait for next year, maybe I'll have a awesome costume to wear? Would be fun!
posted by Maeve at 9:07 PM
Friday, May 21, 2004
Alrighty then! I am some what catching up with the times here! (At least I knew what "word" meant, unlike poor Venus' father). Yesterday I figured out how to SEND a text message w/o being sent one first. I promplty sent Lili a message saying "phucque my pussay". It went on with other sexually deviant messages between the two of us. Started texting with Venus today, but had to drive, so I called her the old fashioned way! LOL. And now taaaaaa daaaaaaa! I've added my Yahell profile in my links. Question #20: Do you know of any slow or special people??
I stopped by the drug store to get my perscription for my never ending ear infection. Pudd'n took great delight in an ice cream sandwhich. He spied an end cap of balls, uh oh......I've got at least 2 dozen of the damn things at home. Of course he goes over and wants one. I tried to tell him we had many of them at home, he then pulled out "the big guns" and started saying "I love you" (how he really says it is "I, u, u, u, u,)Who can say no to that? So, I bought him another *heavy sigh*. Well it's time for me to get some make up on and get my butt out the door for work. Ugh!
posted by Maeve at 3:02 PM
I had a pretty good ride today, I was hoping Kip would be the lesser of the two evils. He likes to work, so I was hoping for an easy ride. It was not to be, all started out find and then we went to the other half of the arena. Apparently they cut down a tree, this was cause enough for Kip to flip out. And flip out he did. Fucker. So I spent a good 20 minutes going in small circles and trying to correct him, blah blah blah. Fucker. Amy finished watering the other end of the arena, so we went back there to finish our work out (of course after I made him walk nicely by the bare spot). Now to face the moutain of laundry I have to do, dishes, change the linens etc........all before I go to work. Tomorrow we are going to the Ren. Fair again. I managed to score some free tickets last time and I didn't have to perform any sexual favors either!
posted by Maeve at 10:07 AM
Yesterday was pretty nice. After helping out in Pudd'ns class room I came home and passed out for a nap. Lucky for me Steve was came home for lunch and was able to wake me up to get Pudd'n in time. It was grandma land day, so after dropping him off I went grocery shopping. Kerry came over and we filled out her bridal shower invites and went over the menu I was planning. Today I am going to go horse back riding, I haven't been in well over a month! I even turned down a sub job today, so that I could go. I need to get Pudd'n back on a horse, first I have to see if Cuffy's attitude is any better. Don't need any cranky horses for my son. Jack is going to be pissed that I won't be taking him today. He is still only allowed 2, 10 min walks a day. I walk Jack & Goat Puppy, Pudd'n walks Dee Dee. He looks so damn cute holding her leash. Well, no matter what he does, he's damn cute!!
posted by Maeve at 6:23 AM
Thursday, May 20, 2004
posted by Maeve at 2:59 PM
What fun we had last night! It started out bumpy with the news that poor Lili was in a car accident earlier in the day. Before spell work I made sure to smudge her real good. When I smudged Venus, the sage bundle almost went up in flames around her crotch, guess she was extra nasty and needed the super dooper smudging in that area. We used the oil we had made some time back to annoint the candles and we used the inscense that we had made too. I got the ring of roses started, but Venus had to finish it. Her hands are much quicker than mine (it helped she wasn't drunk either). Venus had brought icing topped sugar cookies, Pudd'n took great delight in eating off only the icing and leaving us with the cookie. Jack cleared the yard at one point with one of his noxious farts. It was an informal circle last night, but the intent was there. Venus & Dru went out trolling afterwards. I passed out, I'm too old for the club scene. I'd rather be in my jammies sleeping.
posted by Maeve at 6:17 AM
Wednesday, May 19, 2004
posted by Maeve at 2:58 PM
MMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMM BITCH!!
You are Fish 'Tacos.' You might think you're
exotic and worldly-wise, but in reality you're
just a bunch of crap on toast. Repeat after
me: 'just because you put something in
quotation marks doesn't make it so.' And
'taco' isn't Spanish for 'toast.'
What Weight Watchers recipe card from 1974 are you?
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posted by Maeve at 1:29 PM
blogger is pissing me off. Don't tell me that I've clicked on an invalid page you bone head! Ugh!
Today I have an in home meeting with Pudd'ns teacher. His yearly I.E.P. is coming up. We discuss his goals and where we'd like to see him develop. It's been the same thing year after year. We'd like language, potty training and for him to sleep in his own bed. Blah, blah, blah.
Last night we were horribly slow at work. At one point I called Lili to talk about what's for dinner tonight at my place (it's our weekly witchie get together). Slappy had to take the new busboy home, so I had to hang out while he did that.
Me: My last tables are paying, I'm leaving now. ( I no longer ask for permission to leave, I just TELL him).
Slappy: Well I have to take Max home in a little later, I need you to stay while I do it.
Me: No, not later, how about NOW? My tables are leaving and I want to GO.
I then handed him his car keys and bugged him until he left. It did not take too much persuasion. I've been with Steve 14 years, he can tell you that I'm well versed in the dark arts of making men miserable until I get my own way. LOL
posted by Maeve at 6:55 AM
Tuesday, May 18, 2004
I went to go hose & scrub down the latest muddy paw print mess off of my patio when I got a not to thrilling shock. Little holes through out the hose from a certin goat puppy. My ass was now cold & wet. I glared at goat puppy as I got the duct tape from the garage and "patched" up the holes. I now need a new hose and I'm going to get one of those storage things to keep it in. I just may use the duct tape on the puppy instead.
posted by Maeve at 12:20 PM
Yesterday was a blast. I went with Pudd'n and his classmates to the Discovery Science Center. It was a bit of an over load for some of the other Autistic kids though. I offered to watch one of his classmates since Pudd'n is so easy and will pretty much stay by you. I soon found out Treveor had a "thing" for bathrooms and he was so excited about being there, he kept trying to bolt off. Nuh, uh little boy, Ms. Maeve don't play that game! I firmly had my hand in his the whole time. We had lunch there and had a lot of fun trying out all the stuff. I never cared for science in school, but this stuff was great. Monday is Grandma land day, so we scooted out early and went to her place. I had every intention of working out, but some how found myself passed out for a nap. Steve came home in a crappy mood, yeah me. So I pop a Xanax because I can feel the anxiety attack coming on already. I sudgested we take Goat Puppy for a walk around Laguna, this way we won't come home to a chewed up God knows what else. We stop by Chakra Shack, Diana is there and the first thing she says to me is "you don't look well, you need a nap, you seem very stressed out". Damn, does it show that much? So we chat for a bit and Steve makes the smart ass remark of how he is under more pressure and stress than I am. That I SHOULD be more stressed out. Um HELLO!!! I'M ON FUCKING ANTI DEPRESSESANTS YOU ASS!!! YOU are the reason I'm on this shit. I can't take it any more! I wanted to punch him in the face or at least give him a piece of my mind, but felt that making a scene was not a good idea. The rest of the walk was nice, Goat puppy has to see and be petted by everyone. That is what is so cool about a golden retriever, they are love sponges and like everyone. We took him down to the beach and he wasn't too sure about the ocean. His reaction was pretty funny. Is it that time already? I have to get off my butt and get Pudd'n out the door. I need to see the chiropractor today. My neck is still tweaked, ignoring it is not helping me either. Imagine that.
posted by Maeve at 6:34 AM
Monday, May 17, 2004
posted by Maeve at 1:57 PM
Sunday, May 16, 2004
I have some friends that are in Vegas right now. I am green with envy. I want to go soooooooooo bad. I just LOVE Vegas and all the pretty lights. I fell in love in Vegas at one time don't cha know.
Went to a birthday party today with Pudd'n. It was my boss' daughter's birthday. He had it at the restaurant where I work, they had a puppeteer there to entertain. He had the marionette type of puppets, they were pretty cool. Pudd'n fussed a bit at first, but once the pizza came out and then the show, he was a much happier camper. Work sucked, we were really slow. On a happy note, I ran over to C.C. to talk bridal stuff with Kerry. I told her all about Lili's dress and how beautiful she looked. I had some nachos & a margarita of course. Weight Watcher's points be damned this weekend. Tomorrow I'll get back on track. I need to get off of my lazy butt and exercise. The only problem about dress shopping with Lili was the floor to ceiling mirrors they had. UGH! What a reminder to just say no to booze & over eating. Ok, well I doubt if I'll ever say no to booze, what the hell was I thinking? LOL.
posted by Maeve at 9:54 PM
Saturday, May 15, 2004
GOING TO THE CHAPEL PART DEUX
I'm suppose to go wedding dress shopping with my lovely Lili today. But I'm having a super sized anxiety attack. No problem, she has a stoli & cran waiting for me as I walk in the door. Who cares that it is only 9:30 am. We gather our things and head out to the first shop, but we have to stop for more booze. We get a small bottle of vodka and some single serve cranberry and make our selves a little cocktail. Okay, who am I joking? I mixed the drinks, so they were a BIG cocktail. We finally find the first place and Ms. Snooty pants informs us that they don't carry the exact dress that they displayed on their web page, they have the designers other dresses, just not the one we want. So we check out a few dresses and proceed into the teeny tiny dressing room. Of course the only sizes they carry are a -2, so Lili has to squeeze herself in these things as best she can. She got stuck at one point, so I lifted her skirt, went under it and helped her out. We were giggling like crazy and we all know I have a potty mouth. So I'm sure we made a scene of some sort for whom ever walked by.
We leave that dress shop and in the process of finding the other shop, stop for some yummy Philly cheesesteak sandwiches. And lucky for me, they have beer because we are almost out of Vodka. The 2nd shop has a bigger selection and better help. We had 3 arm fulls of dresses to try on. One dress had some beautiful blue beading in it, it brought out Lili's lovely blue eyes. I had to pee by this time and went to the bathroom while the sales girl laced up another creation on Lili. As I turned the corner on my way back, there was Lili up on the little "stage" with the next dress on. I swear the heavens opened up and the angels sang. I stopped dead in my tracks. "That's it, that's the one" I told her. She took my breath away. And to top it off, her fiancee called while she was wearing it. Lili picked 3 favorite dresses, put a deposit and will find out Monday which lovely creation she will wear on her special day. I did not cry too too much. When ever the tears threatened to fall, I'd find something else to take my mind off of it. We finished the day at Patsy's Irish pub for some good Irish food and more Vodka. OOOOOOOOooooh yeah! We also went to Condom Revolution in Costa Mesa. They had some really cool stuff, got some great ideas for Kerry's party. I think for the little favor bags I'll put in travel sized clitoris cream, nipple cream, chocolate body sauce and some massage lotion type thingies. Lili and I had fun slapping each other with the whips they had there. Thanks for a fun day girlfriend! I sure needed it!
posted by Maeve at 10:13 PM
Friday, May 14, 2004
Unlike the rest of you computer wiz's, I can't seem to do the "click here" crap and it takes you directly to that link. Oh well. The massage I had today was wonderful. I only got a 1/2 hr because I was SUPPOSE to have an interview at Pet Co for a part time job. Well the boss had a death in the family and did not come in. Apparently I was the 2nd person to come in today that was suppose to interview. So nice of some one to call so I did not waste my time.
I signed up for the military pen pal. Got a name right away. So we'll see how this goes. Last week I sent out a care package to steve's co worker's son. He's stationed in Falluja(sp?).
I got some ideas for Kerry's bridal shower. Instead of those tacky mints, jordan almonds or other cutesie "party favor" to hand out to everyone. I am going to get a pretty little bag so they THINK they are getting cheesy gift. Instead it will be filled with travel sized lube & flavored blow job stuff. I'm borrowing a friend's penis mold to make a big "ice penis". I was thinking of getting a bowl of shirmp on ice and putting the penis in the middle of it. Or making a punch with a ice penis floating in it. For those who want to see a photo of my penis cake, go to my Yahell site and click on photos. There is one there.
Time to go get Pudd'n.
posted by Maeve at 12:04 PM
Let's see if I can do this right. Below is a link I got from ScarlettAce on writing to some one who does not get any mail in the military. So if you have some time and like to write & get mail, go to the site and lift some one's spirits. Face it, it's got to SUCK being over there!
posted by Maeve at 11:56 AM
Thursday, May 13, 2004
I am going in for a massage in the morning. My back is killing me. On a happy note, going to the Ren. fair again. How many boys can we terrorize this time Dru??
posted by Maeve at 10:59 PM
Remind me again why I got Goat Puppy?
Pudd'n........thaaaaaat's right. I went to a pet supply store and got the biggest rawhide I could find. Fuck giving him the "healthy" alternative, he mows through those in no time flat. Today it was my mini rose bushes and the garden hose (eaten) in my living room. Mother fucker.
I went to pick up bridal shower invites for Kerry's soiree. If any one can give me some ideas on what to do, I'd be happy for them. It's not going to be your "regular" bridal shower. Remember, this is ME giving it. There will be lots of penis to be had. Well, the small fake kind. She does not want a stripper (damn!). So I will probably make my famous penis cake and think up some games to play. Prizes will be lube, condoms and stuff like that. I checked out one sex shop down the street from where I live. The only remotely interesting thing I found was "Make your own dildo". It is a bucket full of stuff to make a mold of your favorite REAL penis and you can now have your own custom dildo. I'll have to go to Con. Rev. tomorrow, I remember they had a better selection of games & stuff.
posted by Maeve at 2:51 PM
Wednesday, May 12, 2004
Had a nice time after work last night. I went to see Kerry at my old job at C.C. My all time favorite bartender (next to Kerry) Mikey was there. So needless to say, I had one of his famous margaritas. We hung out and chatted about the wedding. I saw some more video of the spot, if we are lucky, we'll be able to see whales swimming by.
This week is teacher appreciation week, today the parents brought in lunch for the special day class teacher's & aids. I did one step better. I got the Pudd'ns teacher and her 3 aids a airplane size bottle of Tequila. I taped a salt packet to each and cut up a lime. I told them it was for "after lunch".
I iced my neck and put more tiger balm on it. I got a very small nap in. I'm still pretty cranky. I'd love a glass of wine right about now. I finally put into use the weight watchers stuff that Lili gave me. So far I'm still with in my points range. I've GOT to lose this weight. I want a pretty top to go with my skirt that I'll be wearing for the weddings.
posted by Maeve at 4:36 PM
At 2:43 am, I turned over in my sleep and pulled a muscle in my neck. It has put me in such a black mood. I'm sure the pre schoolers I get to work with today will love the smell of my tiger balm all over me. Fuck, I've really had enough you know?
posted by Maeve at 6:54 AM
Tuesday, May 11, 2004
I'm looking through my spell books to see what I can do to help catch the goat fuckers that stole our credit cards. Seems they sent some cash to some Arab type thing. Officer Prima Donna was interested in that (I call him that because he was more interested in making sure his hair was in place and that no dog hair came near his pants leg). He was also scared of Jack, which Jack picked up on and took delight in scaring the officer more. When Officer Hunka came in, he immediately started playing with Sam and Jack ignored him.
I can't keep a train of thought going. I'm pissed that some ass wipe has the potential of fucking up our good credit. I'm pissed that there are people out there that steal. I'm taking all this pissed off energy and the stress that I've been under and I'm sending it your way mother fucker. You are fucked who ever you are. You screwed with the wrong family. Your ass is mine.
posted by Maeve at 8:41 AM
Monday, May 10, 2004
Well Officer hunka hunka burn'n love was the next to show up to our humble homstead. He had a gun strapped to the out side of his thigh and he had some boots on. It took everything I had not to start drooling or making lewd sudgestions. I talked to the bank and got more info. Mr. Hunka did not mind dogs, nor did he fuss about his hair do as Mr. Don Juan, which steve renamed "officer prima donna". Steve called everyone he could think of to report our fraud. Needless to say, we are worried of identity theft. On his way out to pick up Pudd'n, steve saw Officer Hunka busting some gang banger type guy. Suhweet! don't need that shit at all hanging in my 'hood.
Okay, I think I'll go eat dinner now.
posted by Maeve at 5:47 PM
posted by Maeve at 3:47 PM
I FEEL VIOLATED AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY.
Last night we get a phone call from our bank asking if we made a very large over seas deposit on our new platinum card (Steve made an upgrade to cover Jack's expenses). Uhhhhh No, we had not made an type of large deposit in an over seas account. Red Flag!! Red Flag! So they freeze our cards and an investigation is now underway. Steve calls and tells me I need to file a report with the sheriffs dept. The sheriffs dept eh? Hmmmm, men in uniform with hand cuffs. Yeah, I'm all about that!!! Although, at first I was hoping they'd send Officer Barbrady, an undercover hottie that canvases our neighborhood. Nope, nothing undercover about the black & white at my front door! Unfortunately for Officer Don Juan, I can't give him much info. Fortunately for me, when I DO get all the info, I get to have another man come out to take it! So, I'll have to wait for Steve to get home, get ducks in order and make another phone call. Oh yeah, look on Officer Don Juan's face was funny when he saw my alter. It's in my living room with a big black cauldron sitting on it. There is NO mistaking this for a catholic shrine of any kind. LOL
posted by Maeve at 3:05 PM
Whoa, this new blog set up is freaky! Change is good right? Totally forgot what I was going to blog about. Oh well. I think I will go have some lunch.
posted by Maeve at 11:06 AM
Saturday, May 08, 2004
Today is "my" mother's day.
I've got the night off of work, I spent the day with my family at the Ren. Fair and the afternoon in the pool with the kids. We picked up Venus & Dru early this am to get to the fair before it got too damn hot. I think between them they had MAYBE 3 hours sleep. So they were giggly and very slap happy. We get up there and let the eye candy begin! The costumes were great, one of these times I'll dress up. Venus & Dru managed to get a tastey morsel cornered. They were merrily chatting away when I came up. I don't remember what the hell they were talking about, but it was laced with sexual innuendo. So I point to Venus and inform the man, not only does she suck, but she swallows too.The young man then wants to know what my talent is. I leer down at him (I'm 5'10) and say evilly "Do you REALLY ?" Dru is ready to pee her pants laughing, of course until he asked "well what about her?" (pointing to Dru) I coolly inform him that Dru likes to take it up the ass. I then walk away to hysterical laughter and the young man just standing there slack jawed. This was the first time Bart & Lisa have ever been to this. They had a blast. What was really cute was Lisa bought me a pendant for mother's day. It is a Raven's claw holding a blue crystal ball in it. Boy did that melt my heart! We spent 4 long, hot and dusty hours there. After dropping of Venus & Dru (who by now were VERY quiet on the ride home) I took the kids plus Pudd'n to the pool. I did not take Pudd'n with us today, it would of been too much for him to handle. So Italian Grandma came down to give him some extra special lov'n. We spent 2 hours in the pool and then came home for some pizza. I am now finishing the bottle of Jack that I had in my purse today. When Steve drops off the kids, I'll have him pick me some more up. It's been a good day. A very good mother's day.
posted by Maeve at 7:07 PM
Friday, May 07, 2004
YOU SAY THAT LIKE IT'S A BAD THING............
Slappy(the owner/boss) : Tonight sucks (it was REALLY slow)
Me: yeah it does, but is it the sucks that spits? or the sucks that swallows?
Slappy: (now turning 10 shades of red) Do you know you have a mouth that would put a truck driver to shame?
Me: (trying to look wide eyed and innocent......but failing miserably) What?!
posted by Maeve at 10:09 PM
Got some happy pills for my stress and some antibiotics for my ear. I've probably been having these ear issues because I'm tired of listening to my husband bitch. Hopefully Mr.Beu Jangles will be at work tonight and I can do some swing dancing.
posted by Maeve at 11:52 AM
Yesterday was one of those days where I was thiiiiiiiiiiis close to a nervous break down. The van is at the dealerships for starting problems. Of course, since it is there, it has been starting with no problems and the tech. looked at me as if I was on crack. I left the dealership ready to cry from fustration and took Jack in for his check up. He passed with flying colors and the vet was amazed at how well he is doing. It was around lunch time and I figured since I was so close to Pudd'ns school, I'd take him out to lunch and give him a half day of school. There is a strip mall with a little out door plaza for eating, so Jack could come with us. I NEEDED some nachos, so we headed to a little Mexican place first. They sell beer, but you cannot take it out to the patio area. No problem I tell Juan, just give me the beer and I assure you, by the time my nachoes hit the take out counter, it will be empty. He handed me the beer and I proceed to slam it down and it definitely was gone by the time the nachoes were ready. I got the stink eye from two up tight ladies, "fuck you too, it's almost noon" I wanted to say. Juan just stood there in amazement of my swallowing abilities. Then Pudd'n and I went to get him a slice of pizza and we enjoyed our lunch on the patio. Thursday is grandma land day, so we headed to my mom's. I started to tell her about the van and she said "wait, I have a surprise for you". She produced a card out of an envelope. "I was cleaning and I came across this". I opened the card and recgonized the writing. It was from my beloved Grandma. Right then and there I lost it. I started bawling like a baby. My poor mom, she thought it was going to bring a smile on my face (well maybe another day it would of) and here I came sobbing in her lap. I can handle the every day mundane stress, but the shit that has been coming my way is just too much for me right now. I didn't need the added stress of the van, steve's reaction the van, Jack's illness, the money spent on Jack's illness and steve's reaction over THAT. It may seem like it is not that much to you, but top it on the every day non verbal child that shits in a diaper, pees on the bathroom floor instead of the toilet, a puppy (ugh), worrying if you are doing a good job with diabled child, gas prices (2.35 a gallon! what the fuck is that all about?!) and you know what. That list goes on, I'm sure you don't want to hear it, so I'm just going to stop my whiney rant right here. Instead I'll whine on how much I miss my grandparents. Their absence leaves a big black gaping hole in my heart. Yes, I know that they are "around me", but I miss them here on the physical plane. I miss my grandma's soft hands stroking my cheek and telling me everything will be ok. I miss picking up the phone and my grandpa telling me "hello beautiful".
I need to go to the store and get some Vodka, I need a lemon drop martini.
We are going to the renaissance Fair tomorrow. The distraction is greatly needed. Hopefully all those women with their boobs popping out will put Steve in a better mood. Venus is coming with us (hopefully Dru too) so at least I'll have a shopping partner. Lili won't be there, so that will suck, who will I get drunk with?? *heavy sigh*. I need to get pudd'n ready and out the door for school.
posted by Maeve at 6:48 AM
Wednesday, May 05, 2004
Went to my monthly witches meet up. This month we were obviously celebrating Beltane. Beltane is special to me because it is when I started to formally follow the Wiccan path. I have not looked back since. The ritual was beautiful & fun as always. Bernie was "pan", so he had these little horns on his head. There was a lot of sexual innuendo going about, it's Beltane after all! We took turns jumping the Beltane fire and danced about. I was surprised that Steve was still up when I got home, Pudd'n had a hard time going to sleep. So Steve was up later than normal. It's a full moon (what a better way to celebrate Beltane than on a full moon?!). I catch him up on all the gossip from circle and we are going through our animal totem book. He turns to me and says "Damn, the energy is just radiating off of you, it's getting me hard". What he didn't know was that I was checking his package out and willing it to "wake up". Sure enough, it worked! So I dropped to my knees and we began round two of celebrating Beltane. Even after having some wild sex, I'm still pretty "full of energy". Where is Brendan Shanahan? I'm sure I could expel some of this energy on that fine man!
posted by Maeve at 11:07 PM
I am so sad that there is no game 7 for Detroit tonight. *Heavy Sigh*. What ever will I do with myself with out my boys to drool over?
posted by Maeve at 5:43 PM
Tuesday, May 04, 2004
SO MUCH FOR A NAP.
Just as I was comfortable, I hear Pudd'n come in to the room and open the diaper drawer (yes, at almost 8 years old, he requires a diaper to go poopy in). Next thing I know, something lands on my face. It's his underpants. Awwwwwwww thanks sweetie! An early mother's day gift!
After cleaning his diaper we snuggled and rolled about the bed. Ugh, have to get ready for work.
posted by Maeve at 3:47 PM
If you are looking for a good present to give a child, then please consider a book a girlfriend of mine wrote.
You can find it at:
The book is called "Isabear" and it is written by Lisa Teiber-Wright.
This is her first book and I am very excited for her. When I saw the photo for the book jacket I remarked on how well she looked. That is was no fair she didn't have any wrinkles yet. She dryly informed me that a lot was air brushed. I felt much better! lol
posted by Maeve at 3:38 PM
The high light of my day so far is a little autistic boy I'll call John. I got a call to sub in the same class room (for a different aid) that I worked in last week. While sitting out on the play ground with john in my lap (he likes to snuggle) the O.T. came to get him. The teacher asks John to say "good bye" to me. (John is non verbal). I took off my sun glasses to look him in the eye. John looks at me square in the eye (a rarity for his level) and put his hand on my cheek. I almost started crying. He has similar traits that my son had at that age.
Thankfully it is not as hot today, I got the swim suits out to take Pudd'n to the pool before I go into work.But he put them back, indicating that he did not want to go. This surprised the hell out of me. The kids lives for the water. I picked up a shift tonight, I made shit for money this weekend. The van was giving me problems all day with starting. It has not been a good day for me at all. I think I will go and take a "nap" or something like that while Pudd'n bounces off of my head.
posted by Maeve at 2:02 PM
Monday, May 03, 2004
posted by Maeve at 10:25 PM
It is so frigg'n hot, I cannot believe it. I keep telling myself "self, at least you don't live in India right now". Ugh! I did get the dogs washed, I think they dried in 10 minutes flat.
Had a "flash back" weekend. On Sat we went to visit an old neighbor of ours. She lives in a nursing home now. She had just lost her 2nd leg to diabetes. I would of loved to have taken her dog DeeDee to see her, but it would of been too hard on poor Kay. We've offered in the past, but she has always declined. So, we brought Sam instead. Sam was "the belle of the ball". All the seniors loved him.
On Sunday we went to Kmart to pick up a few things and I ran into an old friend that I haven't seen in 9 years. It was great to see her.
Now I sit here with dye in my hair, sweating and waiting for the timer to go off. I'm going to take a nice cold shower, just so I can get out and sweat ALLLLLLLLL over again. Yeah me.
posted by Maeve at 3:19 PM
Saturday, May 01, 2004
HAPPY BELTANE EVERYONE!!!!!!!
Beltane is unashamedly joyous and erotic. Whether we are with a sexual partner or not, there is great exuberance in being fully embodied, in pleasing that body with loving touch and delicious food. Dancing the Maypole, jumping the bonfire, crowning each other with blossoms, bring the May sweetness indoors to deck our homes-all of these traditional ways of honoring Beltane are, above all, inviations to praise the body and Earth with pleasure, to fall in love with this glorious planet at this glorious time of year.
Brightest Blessings to all!!
posted by Maeve at 7:01 AM