Never piss off a witch...........We've got this kid at the ice cream parlour that no body likes. And I mean no body.
I do my best to be patient with this boy and remind myself I would want some to show some compassion if he were my kid. Treat those how you'd want to be treated right?
This boy is not of special needs, he's just a little fucking worm plain and simple.
If you are unfortunate enough to work the party room with this little shit as I was last night you too would be plotting to fix his skinny ass.
And I did just that.
J is famous for not pre bussing his tables or even helping clear big parties of his when they leave.
Hello ass hole! Get it cleaned faster get the table re sat even faster!
He tries to take the biggest parties that come in (we really don't have a set station in the party room because they are always jacking around tables) and he can't handle it.
I don't mind helping out any one that may need it but he practically has you work his tables and he keeps the tip.
I had the misfortune of having to split a party of 30 with the little fucker last night. He was all worried about how the tip would go and was being a pain in my ass. I finally snapped at him and told him "look, quit arguing with me. You take the party at that long table and I'll take the party at this long table. DO IT".
And because earlier in the evening he did not pre buss his tables, get his tables set up for ice cream parties AND help the bussers clean up said huge ass ice cream parties that were his tables I exacted some justice.
I asked the manager if she could have him clean the entire party room when we closed.
She said yes.
Sure the bus boys were helping him out some what. But the point was he actually had to work for a damn change. He's famous for disappearing when it comes to clean up.
I pray to all that is holy he is not working tonight.
I may have to snap him in two like a wish bone.