A PSA.............To the sister fucking, pencil dicked, sperm slurping fucking assholes playing road rage today on the 5 frwy.
Is your dick really that small that you have to terrorize other drivers because you are so self centered? Did it make you feel like a big man to cut me off and almost cause an accident?
I hope your dick stays limp for the rest of your lives you inconsiderate fucktards.
As I was exiting the frwy today I was almost in an accident if you can't gather that from the paragraph above.
The exit I take to go home has two lanes. If you are in the left lane you are turning left and if you're in the right hand lane.......well you're turning right.
I'm in the left lane minding my own business when all of a sudden from the shoulder of the road a big black pick up truck passes me on my left.
Mr. tiny dicked douche bag then cuts in front of me causing me to slam on my brakes. He coasts over to the right hand lane and waits for Mr. tiny dick douche bag #2 and they proceed their damn game of road rage with each other.
Scared the ever living shit out of me.
I wish to all that is holy that I could have gotten a license plate number.
I would have had the cops all over you like white on rice.