I FEEL VIOLATED AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY.

Last night we get a phone call from our bank asking if we made a very large over seas deposit on our new platinum card (Steve made an upgrade to cover Jack's expenses). Uhhhhh No, we had not made an type of large deposit in an over seas account. Red Flag!! Red Flag! So they freeze our cards and an investigation is now underway. Steve calls and tells me I need to file a report with the sheriffs dept. The sheriffs dept eh? Hmmmm, men in uniform with hand cuffs. Yeah, I'm all about that!!! Although, at first I was hoping they'd send Officer Barbrady, an undercover hottie that canvases our neighborhood. Nope, nothing undercover about the black & white at my front door! Unfortunately for Officer Don Juan, I can't give him much info. Fortunately for me, when I DO get all the info, I get to have another man come out to take it! So, I'll have to wait for Steve to get home, get ducks in order and make another phone call. Oh yeah, look on Officer Don Juan's face was funny when he saw my alter. It's in my living room with a big black cauldron sitting on it. There is NO mistaking this for a catholic shrine of any kind. LOL