UP DATE
Well Officer hunka hunka burn'n love was the next to show up to our humble homstead. He had a gun strapped to the out side of his thigh and he had some boots on. It took everything I had not to start drooling or making lewd sudgestions. I talked to the bank and got more info. Mr. Hunka did not mind dogs, nor did he fuss about his hair do as Mr. Don Juan, which steve renamed "officer prima donna". Steve called everyone he could think of to report our fraud. Needless to say, we are worried of identity theft. On his way out to pick up Pudd'n, steve saw Officer Hunka busting some gang banger type guy. Suhweet! don't need that shit at all hanging in my 'hood.
Okay, I think I'll go eat dinner now.
