YOU SAY THAT LIKE IT'S A BAD THING............
Slappy(the owner/boss) : Tonight sucks (it was REALLY slow)
Me: yeah it does, but is it the sucks that spits? or the sucks that swallows?
Slappy: (now turning 10 shades of red) Do you know you have a mouth that would put a truck driver to shame?
Me: (trying to look wide eyed and innocent......but failing miserably) What?!