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Sunday, February 29, 2004
Hollywood:: Plastic, fake people
Censor:: Your mouth
Lube:: I.D. in cool mint flavor
Mortgage:: Too much money
Reality TV:: Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
New York:: Sex and the City
Tease:: Small 1/2 bottles of wine.
posted by Maeve at 1:32 PM
Friday, February 27, 2004
I get to leave school early today, my mom is sick and she is watching Pudd'n for me because he is still sick. As I'm driving into Laguna, I start to think that maybe I'll pop in and see Diana, I have the extra 15 min to spare. I've been feeling a little "off" as of late and could use some direction. Then I started to think, "well, maybe Monday, we'll see how much money I can make this weekend". Just as I had that thought in my head, I turned off of PCH to a side street and what do I see? A man in full Scottish attire in Ralph's parking lot (diana is Scottish). I take that as a sign to get my sweet ass to the Chakra Shack. As I pull up to the parking structure, a space opens up (it's packed!) and as I walk in side............she is free for a quickie reading. It was great to see her and she helped me out. So, Lili, when you get your fine white ass home, YOU NEED TO HELP ME SET UP A WEB PAGE!!!!!! I'll bring the Stoli!
posted by Maeve at 2:28 PM
posted by Maeve at 6:25 AM
Thursday, February 26, 2004
I never figured staying "quiet" and "taking it easy" could be so damn hard. Pudd'n and I are home another day with the latest bug that is going around. He took a nap and seems to be doing better, but I can't get him to eat and he's barely drinking. Me, I'm sick of drinking water and want something else. But my fridge is empty of anything good to drink that won't send my bladder into screaming fits. My treadmill is calling to me, mocking me, daring me to hop on. But tonight is Sam's first night in puppy obedience and I should save my energy for that. Darn puppy keeps dragging in rocks from the garden. He is worse than a kid when it comes to making messes. Jack's age is catching up with the poor old dog, he's farting non stop now. I switched their foods to Natural Balance dog food. I'm pleased with the results, their coats look great! The breeder I got Samwise from sudgested it. I read the ingredients, very impressive. A lot of fresh stuff goes in to it. The crows are in my yard again and I can hear the hawk's cries. I think I'll go play with my tarot cards.
posted by Maeve at 1:04 PM
What a crappy night's sleep. Poor Pudd'n is so sick. Between the cold meds, vaporizer and vapo rub, the poor kid STILL could not sleep. He kept waking up. What makes it really hard for the poor little guy is that he can't blow his nose, has no clue as to how. It's like brushing his teeth, he does not understand to "spit" when done. So this is the one time I don't mind his behavioral puking..........at least it gets the mucous out. Pudd'n was kind enough to share this bug with me. My throat is on fire, I'm coughing and of course with lack of sleep, I feel like shit.
I don't think I'll be going into school today again. There are only 2 ways in to Laguna (from my direction) the coast & the canyon. Both flood and get mud slides. Pudd'n was going to go to Grandma land so I could work, but with the weather the way it is, it is not going to happen. I'm worried enough about Steve driving into work. He is the safest driver I know, it's the other jerk off I'm worried about. It just takes one idiot to fuck up some one's life by driving too fast. There were 130 car accidents since this rain storm started.
posted by Maeve at 5:34 AM
Wednesday, February 25, 2004
So I am setting up the alter tonight with Lili at her house. I realize that I forgot an apple for the ritual. "No problem" says Lili, she has one in her fridge. Lili pulls out a beautiful McIntosh apple, I take it from her, hold it up to my nose and inhale deeply ( I LOVE the smell of apples). What the fuck!?! I exclaim when the smell hits my nostrils..........I sniff again, only this time not so deeply. The darn apple smells like an onion!!
"Oh yeah, I had the apple in the drawer with the onions" she says. Girlfriend, you need some baking soda for that fridge!!
posted by Maeve at 10:02 PM
I know my son is sick when he takes a nap. He took a 2 hour one today. I myself got about an hour in. He fell a sleep shortly after we got back from lunch. I got him to eat a little bit. I got my St. Patty's day decorations out, my favorites are the ones the ones Pudd'n made in school. I think I've got everything together to bring with me to Lili's for Venus's spell. Fuck, this better work! It's a lot of shit I'm packing up to bring to Lili's house. I've gotten my mom's soaps made, she swears she no longer has dry skin when she uses them. I think she just likes the fact that I can make them in purple! I also put in a special blend of "Virgo oil" to enhance the better qualities of Virgo (as few & far between that they are.........lol!).
posted by Maeve at 3:16 PM
Looks like I have the day off...............
Me: Can you watch pudd'n tomorrow? I still have to work at the school.
Me: huh? No?
Mom: I'm pulling rank, you are too tired and need the rest. You are taking the day off.
For once, I don't think I will argue with her.
posted by Maeve at 7:00 AM
How you doing. I hope you will very good find over there.
I m Maniam from Malaysia. I like to make friend with you. If u like. I
years old. unmarried.
I m work in airlines. If u like to send for me the e-mail please. Have
Uhhhhhhhh how about NO~!
posted by Maeve at 6:58 AM
Tuesday, February 24, 2004
Pudd'n has a cold coming on. He's in a good mood & playing. But has the boogie nose going. He's going to Grandma land, I can't miss school. My class is going on a field trip and I have to stay behind with those that did not qualify to go. (only 10 kids could go, you had to have good grades to make the cut). So that means the Ms.Maeve gets all the trouble makers!
Yesterday when I took Pudd'n for his weekly visit to Grandma, she had a meatloaf for me! My mom ROCKS! She knows I'm working two jobs, so she keeps making me all my favorite calorie laden comfort foods. Ham, turkey, meat loaf, sloppy joes, pork roast and tuna salad. YUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMM! After dropping pudd'n off, I went to get my nails done. While there I find out that they do back & neck massages. Sign me up! I had to work a benefit dinner last night (a man went surfing had a heart attack and left his family with no money or life insurance). I'm so fucking tired I can't see straight! What was REALLY fucking weird is in the middle of this big "to do", I get a phone call. The caller turns out to be the boyfriend of a girl I know when I first started going to Craft Connection. She was a very nice girl, pretty and had a good soul. She had not made to C.C. in quiet some time, her father was dieing of brain cancer. She just started coming in to my restaurant recently, it was great to see her and she was going to start coming back to C.C & drumming circles. Well, the phone caller informed me that she DIED this weekend! WTF?! I could not get all the details, I was in the middle of a huge "rush" and had to get back to my tables. The caller wanted to know if there were any Wiccan rituals to perform at a funeral. I told him I'd get back to him.
Fuck, I have to feed the dogs and get dressed & out the door. I think I'm coming down with something too. Ugh.
posted by Maeve at 6:49 AM
Sunday, February 22, 2004
Now tell me something I don't know......
Which Sex and the City Vixen Best Matches Your Sex Style?
posted by Maeve at 11:07 PM
Uh huh! I thought so!!!
Your Candy Heart is "Eat Me"
Your sexual confidence inspires you to be bold
So when you want some eating done, it will be told
Your taste is refreshing - and maybe a little fruity
Unless the licking is being done to your booty
What Naughty Candy Heart Are You?
More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva
posted by Maeve at 10:59 PM
Saturday, February 21, 2004
Been having a pretty good day so far. We got up early (as usual) and got a lot done by noon. We went to the local no kill animal shelter to drop off some food & old blankets. I checked out the cat area and drooled over a few of the cats. We then took the dogs to the dog park that was near by. DeeDee spent the entire time in my lap. She became a little tazmanian devil if any other dogs came near. Jack & Sam had a great time running all over, so did Pudd'n. All those dogs to play chase with. We had to stop by the vet's to get Sam his shots. Of course Mr. Hottie Vet Tech was there..........I of course.......had no make up, sweats & pony tail. Where the fuck was he last time when I was all put together!?!
Got a 1/2 hour on the tread mill, now I am coloring my hair. Is my day exciting or what?
posted by Maeve at 3:36 PM
We were pretty busy at work last night. My last table was a party of 13. Thank Goddess they tipped decently! Stopped by C.C. to pick up some candles from Mikey. He didn't get his wife's message to bring them with him. But he made it up to me by giving me a Jack & coke. The man is an awesome bartender. I was going to go for a margarita (remember those Aussie?), but the kitchen was closed and I couldn't get my nachos. Yeah, I know, twist my arm to drink Jack. There were a lot of freaks on line last night (including the biggest Phreak I know..........Venus). Does it say any where on my profile (in yahell) that I'm looking for cyber sex? Do I have any "favorites" that list kinky shit? NO. So fuck off all you damn freaks! If you want to have a normal conversation, I'll chat with you. If you want kinky shit, get the fuck out of my face.
posted by Maeve at 8:11 AM
Friday, February 20, 2004
There is a new commercial out that shows different scenes of people sleeping or falling asleep. It is a commercial for Vegas and it ends with "go home tired". I had to laugh, that is how Lili, Venus and myself came back from our last Vegas trip. We fell asleep on top of each other on the ride home in the air plane. What is it about Vegas that I love so much? Is it the nick name of "Sin City?" (this is probably where the phrase "what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas" comes from) , is it the all the pretty lights?, people watching? Is it the fact that I get to sleep in a bed all by myself? Or is it that I get to escape from my mundane world? Maybe it is all of the above, all I do know is that I am ready to go back.
posted by Maeve at 8:29 AM
I am going to go see my boys serve up a can of whup ass on the Mighty Duck Fucks in March!!! Shanahan, here I cum!!!!!!!
posted by Maeve at 8:27 AM
Thursday, February 19, 2004
I just love this song by Dido. The music, the lyrics......everything. It's a good song to fuck to.
"Here With Me"
I didn't hear you leave
I wonder how am I still here
And I don't want to move a thing
It might change my memory
Oh I am what I am
I'll do what I want
But I can't hide
I won't go
I won't sleep
I can't breathe
Until you're resting here with me
I won't leave
I can't hide
I cannot be
Until you're resting here with me
I don't want to call my friends
They might wake me from this dream
And I can't leave this bed
Risk forgetting all that's been
Oh I am what I am
I'll do what I want
But I can't hide
I won't go
I won't sleep
I can't breathe
Until you're resting here with me
I won't leave
I can't hide
I cannot be
Until you're resting here with me
posted by Maeve at 8:35 PM
Hello! This is Lili posting from the lovely Queen Maeve's blog! Just to let her and everyone else know the blog links have been fixed...as well as some silly typos we made while imbibing lots of red wine and giggling last night. And if I do say so myself - Bitch, your blog rocks!
posted by Maeve at 5:50 PM
Wednesday, February 18, 2004
Much thanks to my lovely Lili for giving me this cool blog! The only problem now is that stupid advertisement at the top of my page! I screwed up my Autism link too, it is suppose to be www.cureautismnow.org not that any one will visit that site though.
Thank you Thank you Thank you! The blog is great and I had a fun time tonight! Venus looked hot and smelled so sweet. She is going to have fun tonight at the Scuzz for sure!
posted by Maeve at 9:40 PM
Things that melt my jaded old heart:
Last night at McDonalds' play land, I was pondering on whether or not I should of picked up that extra shift at work. I'm tired already from working 2 jobs, but the extra money would be nice. As I was sitting there deep in that thought, Pudd'n came up, wrapped his hands around my neck and pulled me in for a kiss. That answered my question right there. My time with pudd'n is PRICELESS. It was more important for me to be there than waiting tables. I love my snuggle bunny, he smells so good.
#2 things that melt this crabby ol' lady.
While sitting at my desk in class, my nephew came in "just to say hi". I've been working at his middle school for a month now and I've seen him only few times. So this meant a lot to me, that he stopped in. I tried not to get too mushy in front of him. I did make him blush when I asked if he kissed his date at the Valentine's dance.
My sappy feel good vibes were shot down the tubes after having to drive in this crappy ass weather. That and my bladder is having screaming fits. I guess I'd better get in to the Dr. Caffeine, alcohol, spicy foods and carbonated beverages make it worse. Yeah, that about sum's up to what I put into my body on a daily basis. I was crabbing to Lili about this and she said "well do you have any tea?" I answered with a curt "yes". Something in the tone, spoke volumes. "Fuck the tea huh?" was her reply. Yeah, my bitch knows me well...........
posted by Maeve at 2:59 PM
Tuesday, February 17, 2004
Today I go out of my way to get my son his favorite breakfast food. We drive to Burger King and I get him his "breakfast of champions.......Hash brown nuggets". Now mind you, I can get the same damn hash browns around the corner of my house at Carl's. But in the world of Autism.......it is not the same location or bag. So there for must NOT be eaten at any cost. ( I remember a trip back home where Pudd'n would not eat Coney Island fries, but happily ate McDonalds kind. For some reason this pissed my dad off, Goddess forbid if you waste food. "it's the same thing!" my father grumbled. Well, yeah it is dad, welcome to MY world!!).
So Pudd'n happily chomps away at his nice greasy breakfast and we get to school. We walk up to the class room and low & behold, what happens? For what ever reason........he pukes it all up. Was it an air bubble from the soda (yeah, I know how to serve nutricous meals......not that they will be eaten), is he nervous? Was it too greasy? I will never know the answer, my son does not talk. Maybe some day if he can break through the silence, he can tell me why he pukes at the drop of a hat. Why he won't eat foods he grew up on. Why? Why? Why? I have so many questions. The down side to my son's emergence will probably be that he writes a tell all book on what it is like to grow up Autistic with a mother that practices witchcraft, a grandmother that works in a gay bar (she is straight) and the drag queen tupperware parties that mommy has. Joan Crawford will have nothing on me!
posted by Maeve at 3:23 PM
Monday, February 16, 2004
paulisinct: whoa!!! are n't witches supposed to have wart-ridden long noses? you're awesome...I'm Paul.
irishwhiskey66: Hi Paul, that is only on Halloween to scare the little kids. The rest of the year we look "normal".
Well I'm glad all that money I spend on Estee Lauder helps some what!
posted by Maeve at 3:15 PM
Had a great ride on Kirby today, although every time we passed by Kip, he'd whiney to us. I felt guilty for not picking him to ride. I'll make it up to him with extra nutter butter cookies. Went to the mall today, but it was so packed, I left. Not much else to report, should be cleaning something. But just don't feel like it. Got a game on tonight, I hope my boys to better tonight than they did on Sat.
posted by Maeve at 3:09 PM
Sunday, February 15, 2004
Had a lovely time getting a pedicure with Lili. We were talking about my shameless addiction to diet coke. I need to give the stuff up, it bloats the hell out of me and the caffeine sends my bladder in to screaming fits. So Lili told me what she did to help her not drink it so much. She said something to the effect of "picture it coating the inside of your body. You want something clear & clean looking, not brown & yucky". "Your body is a temple" (or some shit like that). I looked at her and told her it was too late, my body is fucking Chernoble (sp?).
posted by Maeve at 10:29 PM
Saturday, February 14, 2004
Well I made it through the insanity at work. It actually wasn't too bad. Only had a few complainers about the restricted menu. Get over it people. In honor of the holiday I got to wear a red shirt, Slappy said "what ever will put them in the mood". Well ok then! I was ready to whip out the ol' low cut red shirt & my push up bra. But it is my favorite shirt and did not want to ruin it at work. That and the darn thing is so low cut, I was afraid of something popping out when I serve the food. I am looking forward to my pedicure tomorrow with Lili, it will be nice to kick back and catch up on things with out some one coming in and taking blood & other bodily fluids.
posted by Maeve at 11:27 PM
THERE IS MAGIC IN THE AIR..........
Yesterday when I ran out to the van to get an item out of it, there were two crows on my front lawn. I said good morning to them and scooted back in the house with out a second thought. A few minutes later, Sam came and put a mangled crow feather at my feet. Sweet puppy, are you training to be my new familiar? So, this time I got the message loud & clear. Magic is a foot, keep you eyes out. While keeping my eyes on alert, I saw 3 hawks right in a row. Ok, life changes and magic is involved. Okaaaaaaaay.
Well my first customers last night at work turned out to be witches. Well the wife is, her hubby is a good catholic boy. She is looking for some other like minded people to practice magic with. She exspressed interest in joining on our Mon or Wed. group. So ladies, we may have another person! I told her about the Craft Connection monthly meeting. I'm sure we'll be seeing her there.
On another happy note, my lovely Lili is out of the hospital (See Flights of Fancy for full story). About 10 minutes after I hung up the phone with her, I ran into her fine brother at the Home Depot. I contained my drool, my husband & son were with me. Oh yeah, I also had no make up , wearing sweats and had my hair pulled back. Kevin, looked hot as usual. We went out for Valentine's breakfast today and then came home to do yard work. The Fey are happy with me, I let things go way too long. Everything is trimmed and watered. OOOO game is back on! Go RedWings!!!
posted by Maeve at 1:54 PM
Friday, February 13, 2004
1. What time do you wake-up?
When Pudd'n says so
2. How many candles will be on your next birthday cake?
3. Hugs or kisses?
a deep kiss with a full body hug where you can feel their boner.
4. Favorite color:
5. Name the color most represented in your wardrobe:
red & black......slutty stuff
6. Favorite drink:
7. Most used curse word:
the question is what words DON'T I use?
8. If you can change something about yourself, what would it be?
My potty mouth
9. Describe yourself in one word:
10. Name two things you would like to learn to do:
still thinking on that one...........
11. Name three countries you would like to visit:
Ireland (the mother country), Scotland, Australia
12. Name four of your most commonly used expressions:
Goddamn it, fuck, shit, slut!
13. Describe your ideal mate in five words:
over 6 ft, black hair, brown or blue eyes, Irish or Scottish, hockey player, loves kids.
14. Name a vegetable you’ve learned to like:
15. Name something you believed in as a child and you realized is either not true or is not quite as it seems:
Love is blind, marriage is a real eye opener.
16. Name something you have on your desk that is unusual/unique/not commonly found on other desks:
17. Favorite sport to watch and play:
to watch, HOCKEY. to play, Reigning & Cutting
18. What are your hobbies?
19. What was the first thing you wanted to be when you grow up and why?
Any thing to do with horses, they are my passion
20. What’s your current occupation/line of work? From a scale of 1 (not like) to 10 (likes a lot), how much do you like what you do?
Serving Wench by night and substitute teacher's aid for special day classes by day.
21. If you could, would like to or can change occupations/line of work, what would you want to be?
22. Any tattoo/s? Of what?
heart & butterfly on ankles. sun/moon/stars combo, rose and son's name on back (never the spouse. they can be replaced, children cannot.)..
23. Any piercing/s? Where?
24. Have you ever stolen something from a hotel?
25. Have you ever had sex in a plane, train or automobile?
Lost my virginity in a car...
26. Least liked subject in school:
math & science
27. What musical instrument do/would you like to play?
I play the skin flute
28. Can you change your own flat tire?
Yes, but I rather call AAA
29. Do you color coordinate your daily attire?
30. Can you tell if you’re drunk?
When am I not?
31. Fill in the blanks: < I always _____, often _____, sometimes _____ and never ______. >
am right, day dreaming, confused, pass up a good sale.
32. Fill in the blanks: < _____ is sexy. ____ is sexier. >
Colin Farell, Brendan Shanahan.
33. Fill in the blank: < If I could do things over again, I would ______. >
34. Last CD you bought:
Carly Simon's Anthology for my husband
35. Last book you read or book you are currently reading:
Many witch craft books
36. Last movie you saw in a movie theater:
Return of the King
37. Favorite Melissa Album:
Do I have to choose?
38. Favorite Melissa Song:
"Come to my Window"
39. Favorite Melissa Lyric:
"I want to come over
To hell with the consequence"
40. What time do you go to sleep?
When I drink enough for me to pass out.
posted by Maeve at 10:42 PM
What to do today? There is so much that needs to be done, my head is swimming. School is closed today & Monday for Pres. day. I wish I could say I have the whole day off, but it I have to be a serving wench tonight. I am not looking forward to the Valentine madness that I will be dealing with tomorrow. "What do you mean I can't completely change my order to my pickiness, self absorbed needs?". I want to scream "Look around you DUMBFUCK! The restaurant is PACKED, full to capacity and the cook is SWAMPED!". Juan always acts like I personally tell people to make special orders just to fuck with his little pea brained mind. It's a fucking holiday and a set menu people..........DEAL WITH IT.
With that rant off of my mind, now how do I start my day? I need to meet Steve for his birthday breakfast, get pudd'n to grandma land and these are some other options that I need to consider:
1. get pedi cure ( was suppose to go yesterday, but new that Lili needed some company & trash magazines to read. Hospitals SUCK)
2. ride the horses
3. do yard work (Paco, when the HELL are you going to get here?)
4. get my ass on the tread mill.(but if I ride the horses, then that'll be my exercise for the day)
A fuck, I should bake Steve his birthday cake. Nope, no penis or boobie cakes. I make him a nice carrot cake (no raisins)
Well at least it was nice to sleep in (6:44 am) Pudd'n and I cuddled & snuggled until my bladder screamed with pain. Oh yeah, I need to do some spell work too. There is not enough hours in the day!
posted by Maeve at 7:37 AM
Thursday, February 12, 2004
Just got done watching E.R., the ending was straight out of one of my fantasies. To the back ground of Dido's "Here with Me", Sam & Luca had sex. Luca. Tall, dark & handsome. I'd fuck him in a heart beat. I bet he smells good.
I miss the passion of a new lover. The way they smell, how their skin feels. Tasting, trying, testing......finding their "moan zone". The little things to bring them to the edge and to pull back, make them wanting more. Begging for it. Light muscles dancing under your finger tips as you stroke every inch of them.
posted by Maeve at 10:59 PM
SO I'M LOSING IT.......IN A BIG WAY.
I go around collecting up all the gifts that I had squirreled away for my husband's birthday. I soon find that I've also bought him 3 different birthday cards. Looks like I'm set for a few years on the birthday card dept! Went to visit Lili in the hospital today. Had I given it more forethought, I would of packed a flask for her. Poor thing is going crazy with boredom. Hopefully she will be out tomorrow. Luckily we made it to the chiropractor today to undo the damage that Kirby does to my back & neck. As Dr. V tries to unknot my back, he makes the comment "Been riding a lot this week haven't you?". Yeah, no shit slappy.
posted by Maeve at 6:59 PM
Ballet shoes- beautiful, graceful, and creative,
you enjoy dancing writing and music. You are
often very poetic and sometimes dramatic. You
keep to yourself aside from a few close friends
that you can relate to. [please vote! thank
What Kind of Shoe Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla
Ummmmm, some how I don't see myself as graceful?.........
posted by Maeve at 8:42 AM
Ugh, I feel like crap today. Probably because that is all I ate before I went to bed last night........Junk food & beer. I was so damn tired all I could do was sit on the couch, drink beer (Michelob Ultra at least), eat cheetos and watch my boys thump the hell out of the SJ Sharks. My treadmill mocked me as I sat there. I couldn't stop worrying about Lili either. Did she eat some bad sushi? That girl is ALWAYS sticking weird things in her mouth!
For those of you who do read Saga's "Another Day" and can't pull the link up, that is because her boyfriend found the site and got mad at her. So she scraped it. It will be a while before I can remove her site or do the tweaking to mine that I want to since Venus hasn't replied to my ask for assistance on how to do the links & shit. And now Lili is sick, hopefully coming home from the hospital today.
I got my fish tank cleaned, my fish look so pretty. My calico grew some more, it takes two hands to catch them now. It is a crack up when I put them in the bowl that I used when I first got them (when I clean their currant 20 gal. tank). Pudd'n goes to Grandma land today. So that means I get to go get a pedi cure and buy the last of Steve's birthday gifts. Tomorrow he turns 40. We'll be going out to breakfast to celebrate since I work all weekend. Ah shit, is it that late already? Have to get out the door.
posted by Maeve at 6:56 AM
Wednesday, February 11, 2004
I get a phone call today and the caller I.D. says it is from Saddleback Hospital. WTF? Turns out Lili ate some thing that caused a bacterial infection in her colon. Oh yeah! Sounds like fun eh? She got to see her colon on tv!! They are doing a biopsy right now and keeping her for a 2nd night. Jo is with Missy, so he is in good hands.
posted by Maeve at 6:51 PM
Tuesday, February 10, 2004
Are we having fun yet? Work was good, I am glad to report. Although some customers really needed to be slapped. Tips started out "sucky", but picked up with the next round of hungry people. I can now get a pedicure and buy that foot lotion that costs a small fortune. I have to get to the mall any way. My darling husband's birthday is this Friday and he actually wants something this year (besides a new, younger wife he'd rather be with). I finally got my alter decorated for the Valentine holiday. I have to work of course. Our Valentine gift to each other was the treadmill. Romantic I know, but what do you expect after 14years? The romance is long gone. Practicality takes over. I did get pudd'n a cute card. I made up his little valentine cards for his class. Sucks because there is only 8 kids and I have to buy a box of 32 cards. So it looks like I'll be handing out Harry Potter Valentines for a few years. They don't come with cute little envelopes any more either. They just give you little stickers to close them.
Well I am going to watch the end of the dog show. My beloved Irish Wolfhound, Australian Shepard and Golden did not make the picks. Bummer. I think I'll root for the Newfie.
posted by Maeve at 10:25 PM
I got these from my "Evil Auntie" today. Our "Evilness" definitly runs in the family.
> 1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you.
> 2. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
> 3. Well this day was a total waste of make-up.
> 4. Well, aren't we a damn ray of sunshine?
> 5. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after.
> 6. Do I look like a people person?
> 7. This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.
> 8. I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
> 9. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.
> 10. Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and senseless
> acts of self-control?
> 11. I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
> 12. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
> 13. Do they ever shut up on your planet?
> 14. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
> 15. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone
> to sleep yet.
> 16. Back off! You're standing in my aura.
> 17. Don't worry. I forgot your name too.
> 18. I work 45 hours a week to be this poor?
> 19. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
> 20. Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
> 21. Chaos, panic and disorder ... my work here is done.
> 22. Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
> 23. You look like shit. Is that the style now?
> 24. Earth is full. Go home.
> 25. Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?
> 26. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
> 27. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
> 28. You are depriving some village of an idiot.
> 29. If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.
posted by Maeve at 2:30 PM
Monday, February 09, 2004
Well I wish I could say I had a good ride on Kirby. I swear that horse has it in for me some days! He was feeling rather frisky today and felt he needed to buck while cantering. Now, a few months ago this would not pose a problem. Since having my ass fly through the air and landing on my hip, I'm freaked out at the thought of another emergency room visit. The drugs sound nice, but the pain sure does not. Becky made me sit on that nag and ride it out. My back, neck and hip are killing me right now. I definitely need to see the chiropractor. Wish I had some whiskey to help ease the pain.
I'm at the middle school again this week, they still have not filled the position. I've only seen my nephew once. I really like getting home work assignments from the social studies teachers. They have a great sense of humor. One is kinda cute too. Could do nasty things to him. Luckily Sam did not chew up any thing today. He's taken a liking to putting holes in the throw rugs. Sweet puppy. At least he has not left any "offerings" in front of my alter again.
posted by Maeve at 7:04 PM
Reveal:: Bare your soul
Nevada:: SIN CITY
Weekend:: Get away
Seventeen:: One of the best years of my life.
posted by Maeve at 7:02 PM
Sunday, February 08, 2004
Well Phuck my Pussay! Here it is Sunday night and I STILL have not read anything from Miss Venus! Hello! It is not nice to leave your readers hanging! Come on now! Spill it! What did you do at the Scuzz? At least Paco & Athena gave me something to read.
I had a great weekend. Nothing major, just a real nice weekend. Pudd'n ate like a horse which is nice. We visited Steve's grandma in the nursing home. She was real responsive this time. But some fucking scum bag stole the brand new, soft blanket we bought for her. Ms. Maeve, gave the evil eye to the staff and mad them squirm. There is one man that comes in to visit and he brings his 2 year old black great dane. This thing is half the size of my horse. Pudd'n just LOVES Zeus. He gets the biggest smile on his face when he sees him. We also watched my nephew play roller hockey. Aunt Maeve REALLY had to put a filter on her potty mouth. I only said "shit" once and that was it.
On a "down side" this weekend, Sam discovered the bathroom trash can. Aunt Flo was in town. Need I say more?
posted by Maeve at 9:45 PM
Saturday, February 07, 2004
Eagerly awaiting Venus' blog on how things went at the Scuz tonight. Yeah, I'm pathetic. I have to live through Lili & Venus' misadventures! LOL. Well soon it will be just Venus. Although, if this guy I'm hooking her up with works out, I get to be a bridesmaid when they get married in Vegas! I gave Danny her digits today. We'll see if he will call. He's tall, cute, owns his own home. I'd date him if I were not married. I guess that is not saying much..........If they breath, I'd date 'em. What is really scary is Steve and I figured out just how long we have been together. 14 years.........Count 'em. 14 long fucking years. It is so nice when you find that special some one to annoy for the rest of their natural born life.
posted by Maeve at 4:15 PM
Well I finally re read what Hawk totem meant. I've been seeing them A LOT lately. In fact, last week while on a trail ride, one flew right past my face and in to a tree. This is what hit home with me when I read Hawk. :
It may pop up as a totem at that point in your life where you begin to move toward your soul purpose more dynamically.
It awakens our vision and inspires us to a creative life purpose.
Ok, I'm ready! When do I begin!?!
posted by Maeve at 7:33 AM
Thursday, February 05, 2004
Ignore:: White elephant
Death:: Is just the begining
Missy:: & Donny
Helicopter:: A fun ride
Sterile:: A fresh tattoo needle
posted by Maeve at 7:48 PM
My mother in law woke me up from a pretty good nap. I know I was having good dreams, of what I cannot grasp them right now. I was going to go to work tonight, but waited too long to tell Slappy that I would come in. He got somebody else, that kind of sucks since I spent all my cash at the Boom last night. Fuck, oh well. I only have myself to blame.
I like this new lay out on my blog, but am not crazy about the fact that my links are at the bottom. I'd change it again, but won't for fear of my lovely Venus bitch slapping me. I can't figure out how to do that shit and always call her to fix my mess. Well it is time to get dressed and go get my pudd'n from school. Should I go horse back riding? I know I should. But I just want to crawl right back into bed.
posted by Maeve at 12:41 PM
well, I got the comments and the links back... but I don't know how to get them back onto the SIDE of the page....
--- Your Template Bitch, Venus
posted by Maeve at 12:21 PM
Wednesday, February 04, 2004
Today was "generation day" at the school that I have been subbing at for the past 2 weeks. I love to dress up and thought it would be fun to participate. Since I'm working with 8th graders, I get to dress up in 80's style clothes. So I figure I'll go for the Flashdance/ early Madonna look. I had on high heeled black boots, ripped fish nets, black mini skirt, gray shoulders cut out sweat shirt with black tank underneath, black lace gloves (w/no finger tips), a couple of strands of rosary beads (I'm suprised I did not catch fire with that one), a studded collar, black beads around my neck, BIG hair and a pound of make up. Ok, so I looked like an old hooker. The teachers new what era I was from, but the kids had no idea. One smart ass even yelled out "how much" as I walked past. Going to the grocery store & pumping gas was a treat too. Oh yeah, the other mothers just gawked at me as I walked my son to his class room. I called my mom to tell her that pudd'n would be coming over and this is how the conversation went:
Me: Hi mom, I'm on my way over with Pudd'n.
Mom: ok, will you bring me a burger too?
Me: sure, by the way, I'm dressed up for generation day. So I kinda of look like a slut.
Mom: and this is different how from any other day??
Well time for me to stop blogging and clean all this make up off of my face. Plus I have to get things ready for Lili's humiliation.........um I mean birthday party. I can't wait to go. It sucks that the show starts so late, but is so worth it. I was thinking of wearing my pretty new skirt I just got, but then realized if I have to be Lili's stunt double for the blow job shot, I don't want to be on my knees in that.
posted by Maeve at 1:15 PM
Tuesday, February 03, 2004
I need my fucking period to start, I need a fucking day off. I need for my son to quit the fucking vomiting and start TALKING. I am ready to beat my head against the wall..........it will be less painful if you ask me. BLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!
posted by Maeve at 2:38 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR LILI
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
Here is to the best year of your life! I wish you health, happiness and everything you WANT, not just what the universe thinks you need! Thank you for being such a great friend. My life is truly more rich just by having met you. Pecan Pie forever!~
posted by Maeve at 6:19 AM
Monday, February 02, 2004
Got our treadmill yesterday. It was funny when the delievery boys ( young, tastey, juicy cream of sum yung guys) came in to drop off the treadmill, they noticed my alter (kind of hard NOT to miss it) in the living room. I think it freaked them out a bit, but they still happily took the sodas & tip I offered them. I wonder if I should of offered them the pretty colored condoms that my mom gave me to pass out? Looks like Venus will be getting the rest of them since Lili is now going to be a one man woman. Wow! The same dick every day! Year after year! Welcome to my world. LOL!
posted by Maeve at 8:31 AM
Last night we watched the movie The Life of David Gale. Great flick, but I was stumped as to why he gave his ex wife all that money? Did she hire Berlin to accuse him of rape so she could get sole custody of their son? Can any one explain that to me? Otherwise, loved the movie.
While channel surfing afterwards, we came upon Super Troopers. It is even funnier after you have a few glasses of wine.
posted by Maeve at 6:15 AM
Sunday, February 01, 2004