SMART ASS!

Today was "generation day" at the school that I have been subbing at for the past 2 weeks. I love to dress up and thought it would be fun to participate. Since I'm working with 8th graders, I get to dress up in 80's style clothes. So I figure I'll go for the Flashdance/ early Madonna look. I had on high heeled black boots, ripped fish nets, black mini skirt, gray shoulders cut out sweat shirt with black tank underneath, black lace gloves (w/no finger tips), a couple of strands of rosary beads (I'm suprised I did not catch fire with that one), a studded collar, black beads around my neck, BIG hair and a pound of make up. Ok, so I looked like an old hooker. The teachers new what era I was from, but the kids had no idea. One smart ass even yelled out "how much" as I walked past. Going to the grocery store & pumping gas was a treat too. Oh yeah, the other mothers just gawked at me as I walked my son to his class room. I called my mom to tell her that pudd'n would be coming over and this is how the conversation went:

Me: Hi mom, I'm on my way over with Pudd'n.

Mom: ok, will you bring me a burger too?

Me: sure, by the way, I'm dressed up for generation day. So I kinda of look like a slut.

Mom: and this is different how from any other day??

Smart ass.

Well time for me to stop blogging and clean all this make up off of my face. Plus I have to get things ready for Lili's humiliation.........um I mean birthday party. I can't wait to go. It sucks that the show starts so late, but is so worth it. I was thinking of wearing my pretty new skirt I just got, but then realized if I have to be Lili's stunt double for the blow job shot, I don't want to be on my knees in that.