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Tuesday, August 31, 2004
Well the cortazone shot is really working for Jack. He's moving around a lot better and we got to go on a nice long walk last night. I am hoping that by upping his meds, he'll be a little more moble. We can't keep him on the steroids forever. There is a little chill in the air this morning, soon it will not be beach weather any more. I'll be packing up Pudd'n & Goat Puppy to go down to Aunt Selma's today. I'm really enjoying Pudd'ns "summer vacation". It is nice not having to rush out the door and drive in that crappy traffic.
posted by Maeve at 8:06 AM
posted by Maeve at 7:35 AM
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH GO ME!
I was able to tweak my "comments" section with out screwing anything up and have to promise lewd sexual favors to Venus or Lili to fix things. I've been having problems with halo scan lately, so if I have posted in your comments 100 times, I'm sorry. I didn't know it would do that. To me it looked like my comment were not being entered.
posted by Maeve at 7:25 AM
Monday, August 30, 2004
What a difference a good smudging can make. I grabbed the Frank & Myrrh and fumigated this house. I then burned abundance & prosperity after I was done. I just got a long term position with the high school down the street. They have 4 positions to be filled, hopefully, I will be one of them. It is working with R.S.P. kids, that is "cake" work. I start next week, I'm hoping to give up my Sat. night shift at Slappy's. I'm not making any money that night any way. I'm debating on wether or not I want to have a candle party. I might be able to get a few girls from C.C. to come over. Gail has a "wish list" and with my birthday coming up, I think I'll be filling out one of those lists! In 28 days I will be 38. HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!! Today is Spaz's birthday, I called and sang off key to her. On the 2nd it will be Bab's birthday, at least I'm not old as her. She may be 42, but mentally she's the same age as Pudd'n. That is why they get a long so well! LOL!
posted by Maeve at 4:18 PM
I just got back from the vet. Goat puppy has an ear infection and Jack has his skin issues going on. I just made my vet $400 richer. Goat puppy weighs 75 lbs.
I am going to go take a nap.
posted by Maeve at 12:56 PM
Name 3 of your favorite....
1. Colors: Red, black, purple
2. Pizza Toppings: onion, garlic, shrimp
3. Department Stores: Khols, Lowes, Walmart
4. Flavors of Candy: Chocolate, watermelon, sour apple
5. Scents of Candles: Amber, country apple, lavender
6. Days of the Week: Thursday, Friday, Sat
7. Vegetables: Peas, carrots, corn
8. Fruits: apples, strawberry, plums
9. Meals to cook: Pot pie, nachos, flank steak
10. Kitchen Gadgets: Oster blender, microwave, pizza cutter
11. Olympic Sports: Hockey, gymnastics, diving
posted by Maeve at 7:30 AM
What a great weekend. Spent most the weekend at Aunt Selma's helping Goat Puppy to ride the boogie board. Yesterday one of Aunt Selma's friends came over with her dog. Goat Puppy and Sadie raced around the beach and had a great time. The walk a thon was really nice too. Pudd'n spent 1 1/2 hours in the bounce house before the festivities began. My step father and Bables came to walk with us. I don't know who was more tired, me or Bables, well I'm going to say me. I was cranky tired. She was more "I haven't had any coffee yet" tired. I was dragging my butt at work last night I was so tired. I did manage to get a short nap on the beach, but I needed more. Maybe I'll get one today inbetween my errand running.
posted by Maeve at 7:30 AM
Sunday, August 29, 2004
posted by Maeve at 8:55 PM
Saturday, August 28, 2004
I wonder what time Lili & C were able to leave? Everyone looked so nice last night. Venus had a beautiful dress that reminded me of a dragonfly, the color was so shimmery. Dru had a darling black coctail dress to go with her new dark hair. And yes, her eyes do stand out more! Athena.......well.......we'll never get her in a dress, but she did look nice in those cute pin striped pants she got at Torrid. Plus she was carrying a purse! WOW! It's a start, I'm used to her only carring a back pack.
It was a fun and magical evening. Can't wait to see all the photos and the wedding video.
posted by Maeve at 8:47 AM
Friday, August 27, 2004
Oh yeah, photos of Lili's wedding are now in my yahoo profile. Just look it up under links. The album is titled "Lili's wedding".
posted by Maeve at 11:27 PM
Where do I begin? How do I express the beautiful pure love that I witnessed today? C's family is awesome! His grandma rocks. She is a VERY spirtiual woman. I don't see her as a witch, but I do see her as a VERY powerful Voodoo priestess. The aura and power that eminated from that tiny woman was awesome.
Lili & C vibrated pure love for one another. She was glowing, she was so stunning in that dress. It took my breath away. I started crying before the ceremony begun, my so called "friends" started bagging on me until I threatend to kick their asses LOL!!
I passed out Kleenex, I think poor Athena needed more for her cold than anything. The ceremony was awesome, the reception even more fun! Luckily by the time I left, no one had fallen in the pool. Kevin was helping to serve up drinks and take video. I can't wait to see that. I got a bit "sudgestive" on the video and then remembered that there were other people around that were not used to our twisted sense of humor. So I tried to clean up my act and use my "indoor voice". It was a magical, beautiful night. I just feel sorry for the people around the honeymoon suit. My Lili is NOT the quiet type............
posted by Maeve at 11:27 PM
HEH HEH HEH HEH...........
Your Specialty: Blowjobs
There's nothing you like better than to suck cock. Literally.
I bet you're all the boys' favorite.
But aren't you getting a little lonely in the vagina department?
If you're feeling a little left out in your cock-loving fantasy, why don't you try some 69?
That way you'll both be happy.
What's Your Sex Specialty?
More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva
posted by Maeve at 11:34 AM
You are Aphrodite
The goddess of love.
You love to chase and to be chased.
And you love to love.
Which Greek Goddess Are You?
More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva
posted by Maeve at 11:34 AM
Had a great day at the beach yesterday. I taught Goat puppy to ride a boogie board! I finally went out in the ocean and Goat puppy was hot on my tail. He did not want to be left out of the fun. So, he learned how to swim, I held the boogie board out and he climbed on top. Pudd'n thought that was really cool. He had a big smile on his face. Spent the evening with Lili at the hotel she'll be staying in on her honeymoon. It's really a nice place. I just hung out while she got an awesome 1 1/2 hour massage, then we went down stairs for dinner and then drinks in the bar. The bed was nice & comfy and it felt great to relax. I did miss Pudd'n thought. He ended up waking up at 1 am, realized I was not there and did not want to go back to sleep. He finally did around 3 am.
Today we have surf camp and then Lili's wedding. A full day for sure!
posted by Maeve at 10:47 AM
Thursday, August 26, 2004
Ok,now I'm REALLY going to cry. I took the following from Bab's web page for the walk a thon this Sunday:
The most amazing, inspiring thing I have ever witnessed in my lifetime is watching my best friend raise her autistic son. If you've ever wanted to know the true definition of unconditional love, look to the parent of an Autistic Child. Come out to the Pond in Anaheim and meet these incredible souls, your life will be changed forever.
Pass the Kleenex please! So far our team has raised $800 on line. I still have some checks that I will be bringing with me when we check in. I can't wait to see our t-shirts that Sue had made up for us.
posted by Maeve at 9:00 AM
GOING TO THE CHAPEL..........
One day and counting until my lovely Lili walking down the rose strewn path to the man of her dreams. I have never seen her glow with happiness so much. She lights up when ever she talks of C. And in turn, you can see just how much C loves her. They are like two giddy children when they are together. I know what love is suppose to look like when I see the two together. I'm very happy for you Lili, you deserve this man and the love he has to give you. You've waited a long time for the right one.
Le gach dea ghui girlfriend!
posted by Maeve at 7:54 AM
Wednesday, August 25, 2004
I think Steve was right when he said "God gave us an autistic child because we probably would of killed a normal one". I subed today for pre K. 21 of the little fuckers. Screaming, yelling, not listening. As you all know, I'm having some pretty bad PMS and it took every ounce of strength not to strangle the little fuckers. Or at least slap a few up side the head that despertly needed it. I adore the teacher, she is so funny. I need to make some spagehtti sauce, but don't feel like firing up the stove. It will get so hot in here. I'm looking forward to tomorrow night's soiree. I'll bring the Uno cards.
This sunday is the walk a thon, some friends of mine got us 3 free t-shirts with Pudd'ns photo on it. I need one more for Babs to wear. Well, the spaghetti won't make it's self. I'd better get off my ass and take care of it.
posted by Maeve at 1:40 PM
Tuesday, August 24, 2004
My rant for the day:
I've read a lot of blogs that seem to have the same theme. A person is in a relation ship with some one that really isn't good for them. Everyone else, but this person can see it. If the person you are dating is under the following catagory:
Married, physically or mentally abusive, cheating on you, stealing from you and or your friends and lies.
DO NOT EXPECT YOUR FRIENDS TO RESPECT OR WANT TO PUT UP WITH THEIR SHIT.
We do not love these people, they have done NOTHING to earn our respect. If we tell you "we support you in what ever you do", does not mean we want these people around us. What we are telling you is that we will not badger you into dumping said loser. If we do, you will do nothing but dig yourself in deeper to try and prove us wrong. What it means is we will stick by you and hope you come to your fucking senses and goddamn soon.
So do not act all suprized that we do not want these people near us. We know what they are all about. We know that you can do better. Life gives us these losers as lessons. Lessons to teach us what we will and will NOT put up with. Take the fucking blinders off and meet some one who can give you more. Some one who is not married, separted, dating some one else, or what ever else it is that is preventing them from giving you HONEST 100% of themselves.
Now I will go fix myself another drink (thank you Dru) and try to kill the PMS monster that is rearing it's ugly head.
posted by Maeve at 3:27 PM
posted by Maeve at 8:59 AM
Monday, August 23, 2004
Olympics:: What Lili used to train for.
Intoxicating:: Colone on a man. I really love Cool Water & Polo
Triplets:: 3 times the fun. ;)
1:: night stand
posted by Maeve at 8:06 PM
Last night at work was not much better than Saturday. Slappy was off for the night and one of the new owners was in to help. Well, he started waiting on tables, which means my only decent night to make money went flying out the window. It is slow to begin with to boot. I'm thinking I'm going to get out early and go hang with Kerry & the girls until we run out of thermal paper for the printers. This means we can't print up checks, close tables or run reports. I can't find the damn paper for them any where and people are wanting to cash out. Luckily Manny called and I told him what was going on. Oh yeah, they expected me to close the joint and I've never done that either. Shit, I don't even have a key! So Manny calls Slappy and tells him to come down to close up and fix the thermal paper problem. This pisses of Slappy to no living end, he thought that Manny was going to be there managing the place. I didn't get out of there until almost 10 pm, the kitchen at C.C. was closed, so I had to eat what was left of Tara's nachos. Nikki and Anne were also hanging out. Poor Kerry has the flu bug that is going around. We sat out side on the patio and before we knew it, it was 12:30 am! Holy shit!
I guess there was a wedding going on some where in town and one of our regular's wives was attending it. She was not ready to leave, so he stumbled over to C.C. to see if they were open. He ended up chatting with us on the patio and drinking what was left in my flask (I was having beer). It was a lot of fun. Maybe we can stop by for Nachos on Thurs eve, do a little "bachlorette" run to the bar and have decent appitzers. Any way, have to get my ass in gear.
posted by Maeve at 7:40 AM
Saturday, August 21, 2004
Work sucked hot sweaty ass with dingle balls & kling ons. Wait, aren't dingle balls and kling ons one & the same? Any way, I made a whopping $33 tonight. Can't even fill my gas tank with that! I headed over to C.C. for my nacho & Ben fix. EZ Kerry was working tonight too, so I had loads of fun! She is such a riot. We had Kerry blushig like crazy. I even made Ben squirm (again), I can't remember what we were talking about when I blurted out "no, it's what I want to DO to the young man" (Ben). Ben turned all shades of red and high tailed it out of the bar. "hmmmmm that was not my indoor voice was it?" I asked EZ Kerry. "Nope, it was not" was her reply.
posted by Maeve at 10:45 PM
Friday, August 20, 2004
I knew this good feeling was too good to last. Steve did not get the job he applied for. Life sucks and it is going to be one long fucking weekend. Hell, it's a long fucking life.
posted by Maeve at 2:31 PM
I hear the bottle of Jack calling to me from in the cubbord. "Drink me, Drink me" it calls. It is a seducting song from the kitchen.........
Took Pudd'n and the dogs to the park. Everyone had a great time. I still have to finish the dishes from last night's partay. I asked Venus & Dru to bring some chips and a beer for me. They showed up with 3 different kinds of chips, crackers, pasta salad and spincah dip. I asked if they smoked a big fatty before going to the store. All that food was much appriciated. I just love pot lucks, all that food. Athena brought some yummy cake. I ate what was left for breakfast. I think the high light of my evening was Venus dancing around showing us her new pair of cute pink panties. We were laughing so hard. Steve was in the living room (we were out on the patio) reading a book. He never even bothered to look up to see what we were cackling about. Venus realizes that if he looked up, he could see her little dance. But he didn't, and this made us laugh harder.
I am so looking forward to Lili's wedding next weekend, I'll bring the purse packets of kleenex girls!
posted by Maeve at 1:21 PM
Had a riot of a time last night with my girls. We were laughing so hard at one point, I thought I was going to pee my pants. Dru brought her rodents in dog suits, they all ran around the place. Dru also brought me a GALLON sized bottle of Jack. An offering to the Goddess so to speak. I think she wanted to get me drunk and riled up about Venus's boyfriend. The relationship is a train wreak waiting to happen, I can see it, other people see it. But my lovely Venus is stubborn and wants to make SURE that this guy is all he claims to be. I don't need to be a witch or consult the tarot cards to figure out how her relationship is going to end up. I'm not going to air her dirty laundry on how I know this guy is a total fuck up and she can do a HELL of a lot better. I'll just continue to bang my head on the wall and be polite if I ever have to run into him at social gatherings.
Speaking of social gatherings, Lili gets married next weekend and I do my walk a thon for Cure Autism Now. Oh yeah, Pudd'n goes to surf camp on Lili's wedding day too. Luckily we should have enough time to go, run home, get cleaned up and take off to Laguna. We'll all pile in the short bus and go. I guess I'd better vacum the dog hair out of it.
posted by Maeve at 8:15 AM
Thursday, August 19, 2004
I'm such a lucky girl.
I have some really great friends! Tonight the witches will come over and we'll hang out. Well, everyone but Lili, she has green boogies coming out of her nose. Keep your coodies at home.
Took Pudd'n & Goat puppy to the beach again. I don't know who got to the water first, they are both nuts about it.
Last night a girl actually tried to pick me up. I was standing at the bar, trying to peel Babs off of her barstool when some friends she made came up. This one girl was very petite, she came chest level with me. I of course had on my usual low cut top with my pentagram nestled in my clevage.
shorty:( eyeing my clevage, notices my pentagram.) "ooooooh, are you JEWISH?"
me: I just look at her, smile and say noooo
shorty: are you evil?
Me: (leering down at her and giving her my best evil smile) Honey, you have NO idea how evil I am. Now I must get home to my husband and disabled child. It was nice to meet you.
Steve shit when he saw the condition to the car this morning. He asked what hit it. I told him "a drunken Bables, winding road, potatoe chips and oreos". He's at the car was now trying to clean up the mess.
Ugh, Pudd'n is cranky tired. Whiney cranky tired. I'm finshing up the whiskey from last night and have a feeling I'll be asking Venus to get me some more.
posted by Maeve at 4:05 PM
"I SEE DEAD PEOPLE"
Why the title of this entry? Bables is on line. She got drunk off her ass last night at the Melissa concert. Babs crashed on my couch and got up at 5 am to go home and shower. Oh yeah, we didn't get in until midnight. Cal trans was doing road work and had the freeway narrowed down to 1 lane.
The concert ROCKED!!! OMG! That woman enjoys her work and puts on a hell of show! Athena kept telling me I'd drool over the guitar player. I hope she was talking about his playing skills because I didn't think he was that cute. I'd wrap his face in a flag and fuck him for the glory and all.........
I forgot how "butch" some women look and did a few double takes. The concert was at a casino out in the middle of NO WHERE. It was a two lane hwy to get there with very twisting roads and no street lights. For those of you who live out here, think of Ortega Hwy with no cliff you have to worry about falling off of. So needless to say, I stayed pretty sober for the ride home. Babs on the other hand......
I'm telling her that when we get in the house she has to be VERY quiet. Sleep is a precious comodity in our house. If you wake up Pudd'n or worse yet, Steve, we're fucked! So what does she do when we get in the door? Plays catch with Goat Puppy. Then DeeDee (small rodent type dog) follows Babs into bathroom (which is NEXT to my bedroom) and I can hear her allllll the way in the living room telling DeeDee what a cute dog she is. FUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!
Luckily no one woke up and I didn't have to bury Babs in the back yard next to Bella. I did not get much sleep. I finally passed out at 1 am to have Pudd'n wake up at 5 am (told you sleep was precious around here). I tried to sleep while Pudd'n watched t.v., that was not happening either. Pudd'n LOVES to run and jump upon my bed, continuously. Ruining my oh so sexay and hot dream of Ben, so here I am, tired & cranky. I've only heard from Dru so far as who is coming over tonight. I'm off to wal mart and then the beach.
posted by Maeve at 9:14 AM
Wednesday, August 18, 2004
Yeah, I think I can hang with the "cure" for this........
posted by Maeve at 3:09 PM
I woke up feeling kind of "oogy" today. My throat hurts a little and my nose is draining or sinuses are acting up. What I'm not sure, then I see Lili's blog. She's sick, so this is all her fault! How? Hell if I know! Trying to figure out what I'm going to wear to the concert tonight. Babs says it's an out door thing, so I can bring my shawl.
posted by Maeve at 8:39 AM
Tuesday, August 17, 2004
This is my all time FAVORITE Melissa song. I just LOVE the lyrics, I can really relate to them. When I heard her sing it at Irivine Medows (almost said "Pine Knob") I just went crazy! Wet my panties and needed a ciggarette real bad when the song was done.
Melissa Etheridge - I Want To Come Over
I know you're home, you left your light on
You know I'm here, the night is thin
I know you're alone, I watched the car leave
Your lover is gone, let me in
Open your back door, I just need to touch you once more
I want to come over
To hell with the consequence
You told me you love me
That's all I believe
I want to come over, it's a need I can't explain
To see you again
I want to come over
I know your friend, you told her about me
She filled you with fear, some kind of sin
How can you turn, denying the fire
Lover, I burn, let me in
Open your back door, I just need to touch you once more
I know you're confused, I know that you're shaken
You think we'll be lost once we begin
I know you're weak, I know that you want me
Lover, don't speak, let me in
posted by Maeve at 5:10 PM
Well I'm not going to work. But I did take Goat puppy to the beach. I posted pictures on my yahell site. Look under "a day at the park & beach". Pudd'n was so happy Goat puppy was with us. They ran all around the surf, it was so fun to watch them. Needless to say, Goat puppy is pretty tired right now.
posted by Maeve at 5:04 PM
To work or not to work tonight?
Slappy wanted to know if I wanted to pick up a shift tonight. Week nights have really sucked hot, sweaty, dingle balled filled ass lately. Meaning "I'm not making enough money to be standing around like this, I'd rather be home with my Pudd'n". But then, any money is good money and if it's slow I can be out the door by 8 pm. Ugh!
Had a great time at the park yesterday with Pudd'n and the dogs. Jack did his best to keep up. I don't think he will ever fully recover from the MG. I think I'll take Pudd'n down to Aunt Selma's today. Maybe I'll take Goat Puppy. He's only seen the ocean once. But then, so I really want a big, wet dog in my car for the ride home??
posted by Maeve at 8:41 AM
Monday, August 16, 2004
2 more days until it's time to party with the lesbians! Babs and I are excited for the Melissa concert. Athena was kind enough to burn me some cd's to get me up to date. I know a total of 4 of her songs, but love to watch her perform. That woman rocks!
posted by Maeve at 11:04 PM
Spent the weekend at Aunt Selma's. It was cloudy, but I perfer it that way. Pudd'n had a great time. Sat night after work, I went to Kerry & Jerry's house to see some more wedding photos. They had a party earlier, but by the time I got there, it was over. Jerry greeted me at the door with a shot of Jack Daniels. Now that's a friend! LOL
Last night after work found me at C.C. again, this time to give Kerry my photos that I finlly picked up from the store. Terry, Niki and Ben were off work and enjoying some nachos & beer. Everyone looked at the photos as we shared our food. Ben ate all the Jalpenos off my nachos (I had something much sweeter that I would of like to have fed him!). Terry and I harassed Ben a little, he is quick to blush. We closed the place (pretty easy to do on a Sunday). We started to talk about the drag show next month and doing blow job shots up on stage (birthday people do this). Niki said she could not do one, so Kerry made on up and I tried to coach her through it. "Be one with the shot glass".
She gave up, Terry refused to try, so I had to show them how the master does it. No hands I picked that sucker up with my mouth and swallowed it. Everyone was impressed with my oral ablities.
posted by Maeve at 12:14 PM
Saturday, August 14, 2004
Work sucked hot sweaty ass last night. I was done by 8pm. I was not ready to go home so I went to C.C. to see Kerry & Mikey. Soon as Mikey sees me, he starts to give me a hard time about "being lit as a christmas tree". Yeah, well, it was YOUR wife that got me that way. LOL!
I had my usual nachos, in fact when Kerry walked by Jen., Jen had seen the nachos and said "hey! is Maeve here?". So I chatted with friends, had some wine and then came home. Tonight Kerry is having a party to show pictures and video from the wedding. I still have to pick up my photos I had developed. I also have to make a 7 layer dip to take by. I might even pack my pillow & blanket. I'm going to stop by after I get off work to party some more.
posted by Maeve at 7:15 AM
Friday, August 13, 2004
I don't care how good it feels, there is NOTHING sliding in to "my anus"! (Today's horoscope)
You are on a cosmic roll right now as your key planet Venus slides into harmony with outrageous Uranus today. What this means to you is the weird won't seem so far out now. You may be attracted to having sensations that are new and even different from your regular experience. You'll be willing to play the game in order to get what you most desire. Enjoy the excitement before it dissolves into the past.
posted by Maeve at 8:08 AM
Thursday, August 12, 2004
Stick a fork in me, I'm done. I am sooooooo drunk right now. Venus was kind enough to drive to the candle party, we went to C.C. afterwards, but the fucking kitchen was closed. No nachos for us. Rat Bastards! My arch enemy was there, the fucker for the REAL reason why my sorry ass was canned. I shot him some dirty looks that Venus & Dru picked up on quickly. Ben was there and I was too busy drooling over him to introduce him to my bitches. Goddamn does that man make me all wet in the panties! Javier gave us some sweet tamales, at first I thought he was just offering himself up.
At the candle party, the hostess asked us to tell our names and our favorite products/pieces on the table. when she got to me I said "hi, my name is Maeve and my favorite piece is your husband". I love my mikey. Well I think I'll go stumble off to bed now. Taataa
posted by Maeve at 10:27 PM
Got the lawns mowed and I took Pudd'n out for lunch. He's so damn cute! We then went over to the drug store so I could pick up perscriptions and get film developed. It will be a small fortune for that, it's all the photos from the wedding. I'm ready for a nap.
posted by Maeve at 12:17 PM
So my naughty thoughts of some NHL players are giving me meaning?
You are being pulled in two distinct directions now. You have strong needs to express yourself at work or in the community. Your career is the source of pleasure and reward. But additionally, there is much going on within your subconscious mind that has nothing to do with your outside circumstances. The richness of your fantasies can give you meaning that you so desperately need at this time in your life.
posted by Maeve at 7:35 AM
Fuck, I've had too many diet cokes (and whiskey), now I can't sleep. Fuck. Work started out slow, I sent Tiff home by 7pm, so I at least made some decent money. One of the new owners came in and we chatted a bit. He wants us to wear all white as our uniform. Uhhhhhhh, white? How about NO? No works for me. I tell Vince I don't do all white, didn't even wear it on my wedding day. I tell him I'll look like a (fucking) snowball. So on Vince chats about changes and how they will give me the tools to make better money. HELLO! Have you taken a good look at my boobs? I have all the tools I need, I don't wear low cut shirts for nothing! He seems like a nice enough guy, I'm trying to watch my mouth and break him in gently. He tells me I'm a really good waitress (been doing this for 22 years, damn straight I'm good) and he wants to keep me happy so I'll stay. Keep me happy? Just keep my soda filled with generous amounts of whiskey and give me no side work. Yeah, that's a start.
posted by Maeve at 12:16 AM
Wednesday, August 11, 2004
Just got off the phone with Pudd'ns dr., turns out we will have to take Pudd'n to a G.I. specialist. Yeah, fucking great. Pudd'n used to do "behavioral vomiting", but it has now gotten to a point where he's just puking for no particular reason. I HATE putting him through tests and shit like that. When we had to do the 24 hr E.E.G., Steve snuck in a bottle of jack for me. (what a good husband!)Fuck, Fuck, Fuck! I hope to Goddess I don't have to do a special diet. We did the Gluten free diet for over a year, it sucked and my son did not "recover" from his Autism. Fuck, he did nothing but starve himself. For those who think "oh he'll eat when he's hungry", got news for you. I've put my kid to bed with a tummy that is rumbling from hunger because he REFUSES to eat. I did that stupid diet for over a year and the only thing it did was make the people rich who thought it up. Mother fuckers. I'm going to go take a nap.
posted by Maeve at 2:00 PM
I picked up a shift tonight. It will be just me & Tiff working. She'll bring the rum and I'll bring the whiskey. Should be a fun night. Venus, Dru....stop by......Hardy & Kev......you up to it?
posted by Maeve at 9:17 AM
Tuesday, August 10, 2004
What a long day! Tackled the yard work, boy did it need it. I let it go while the kids were here because I did not have the time. My bird feeders are now fed, morning glories scaled back, everything is fertilized. Took Pudd'n to the beach this afternoon. Luckily Steve was with me and I was able to take a nap while pudd'n played in the surf. Next Friday we will find out if Steve got a job he applied for. Hopefully he will, one less stress I have to hear about. I told him if he got it, he can work some o.t., we trade in the toyota for a honda and there will be ANOTHER thing I won't have to listen to him bitch about any more. I'm having issues with my ear again, he claims it's because I don't listen to him. I tell him it's BECAUSE I have to listen to him bitch all the time about the same damn things. 14 years of the same damn things.............
posted by Maeve at 7:43 PM
Monday, August 09, 2004
You are a Sexual Savant.
You know what you want, how you want it, when you want it, where you want it...
You got it all.
From flirting with the cutie across the room at a party to getting it on with your man...
You know exactly the right spots to hit to get the results you desire.
Are You a Sex Goddess?
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posted by Maeve at 10:43 PM
THREE RIGHTS MAKE A U TURN.
The cure for any crabby mood is clothes shopping with your girlfriends. Athena needs something to wear for Lili's wedding at the end of the month. So Venus & I pick her up for an extended lunch. We head out to the mall and have a great time in Torrid. Venus & I shared a dressing room, damn things are bigger than my bathroom at home! So many cute clothes and no sugar daddy to buy them for us. Road trips with the girls are always a treat, I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants. This Thursday is candle party, can't wait for that.
posted by Maeve at 8:29 PM
Yeah, I'm feeling a bit Pyscho today.
you are the cute but psycho happy bunny. You
adorable, but a little out there. It's alright,
you might not have it all, but there are worse
which happy bunny are you?
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posted by Maeve at 9:28 AM
Spent the weekend down at North beach. Didn't go to Aunt Selma's, she is feeling ill again. I knew Mrs.Priss would be down too, so I figured I would not distrub her little world with my family. Work sucked hot sweaty ass. I had to pick up a shift tonight because I didn't make jack shit all weekend long. On the bright side, one of my regular customers gave me $100 for the walk a thon. Ugh, I feel so damn crabby right now. It's not PMS either, aunt flo is long gone.
posted by Maeve at 7:46 AM
Sunday, August 08, 2004
More survey answers, this one from Dru.
4. How have I affected you? You have shown me that no matter how much shit is going on in someones life anyone can over come and be a better person for it.
5. What do you think of me? That you're the strongest woman I have ever possibly met, and you're a wonderful role model.9. Do you have a crush on me? Of course!! No one can resist those tits!!
10. Would you kiss me? Kiss, lick, bite you name it!!
11. Would you hug me? Can I grab your tata's too???
12. Physically, what stands out? Your smile, your boobies, your pretty curly dark hair!!13. Emotionally, what stands out? Your strgenth, brutal honesty, the love and compassion you have for you son.
22. What do you think my weakness is? Your son!
23. Do you think I'll get married? I agree with Lisa, is this after you kill Steve??
24. What makes me happy? Your son, booze, and your girlfriends.
26. What reminds you of me? Anything celtic, jack daniels, and good food.
27. If you could give me anything what would it be? A drama free life!
31. Do you think I could kill someone? Of course!! Especailly if they fuck with someone you love. You'd be a very scary person to piss off.
posted by Maeve at 1:45 PM
posted by Maeve at 1:45 PM
Friday, August 06, 2004
FINALLY! My page is fixed. Although I do miss the pretty colors that Venus had put when she cleaned up my last mess while waiting for Lili to put this back together.
Went to Kerry's house to see some wedding photos and to pick up stuff that I forgot in Mexico. Pudd'n was with me and was having a grand time playing with her boxer dog Otis. We left and Kerry took Otis out for a run. When she came back, Otis picked up the toy that Pudd'n had and searched the house for him. When Otis could not find Pudd'n, he layed in the middle of the living room floor and pouted. My heart just melted when I got that message from Kerry on my answering machine. Kerry rescued Otis from certin death and with a LOT of love turned him around. He's still a bit neurotic, but he's a sweet boy. Summer vacation has now officially started for Pudd'n. I took him for a hair cut today and he was such a good boy. Such a difference in him now when he sits for a hair cut. He still fusses a bit, but I no longer have to put him in a head lock. (I'm not joking on that either). So now Pudd'n is ALL MINE for the next few weeks, I will have to share with my mom. But for the most part, it's me & my boy!
posted by Maeve at 1:16 PM
All-fucking- right already -
This is Lili posting again to Maeve's blog. You know, you think you are doing a good deed, helping a friend, giving her a surprise...but no. It gets all fucked up and you spend your morning trying to fix it cuz you feel bad. Wait, Athena is that passive aggressive?
Hahahahahahaha - ok. damnit this fucking thing had better be fixed now. Maeve, when you went in to fix your links you fucked it up again.. how's that for pressure for when you try and update again? The good news is I took the time to save a mirror copy of your fixed blog on my laptop...so, if you should happen to have this problem again we can fix it quickly....in theory.
Love you baby!
posted by Maeve at 9:56 AM
My friends rock! A pot pie for Athena!
1. Who are you? Athena
4. How have I affected you? You are a pillar of strength, and because you are a fellow Libran, I look to you as a mirror to reflect both positive and negative aspects of myself, which in turn help me grow. I have a tremendous respect for you and your life... though, you probably aren't even aware of it...
5. What do you think of me? I think you Rock!!!, I think you run yourself ragged sometimes, I think you are a fine person and a great friend. I think you need a break...
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? My birthday boobie cake... that was my first boobie cake!!!
7. How long do you think we will be friends? As long as necessary.
8. Do you love me? Uhhh, will Aussie kick my ass?
9. Do you have a crush on me? Uhhh, will Aussie kick my ass?
10. Would you kiss me? Uhhh, will Aussie kick my ass?
11. Would you hug me? Oooooooh yeaaaaaah!!!
12. Physically, what stands out? Booooobies!!!! I love your dark eyes and red lips when you get all dolled up... you are beautiful!!!
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? 10 (when you want)22. What do you think my weakness is? Same as mine... food, drink, not enough sex... *smirk*
24. What makes me happy? A happy Puddin', friends with drink and food...
25. What makes me sad? an unhappy Puddin', shit of life
26. What reminds you of me? Hockey, Red Wings, Chicken Pot Pie... Red Lipstick
29. When's the last time you saw me? Too long ago.
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? Yeah, I appreciate you in so many ways, but I never seem to be able to express it... but deep down, I think you know.
31. Do you think I could kill someone? Hell Yeah, and drag them out and about...
posted by Maeve at 9:10 AM
ok, can we say "wtf" again?! I SWEAR I did not do anything to fuck it up this time!!!! I think you needed more caffiene in your coffee.
posted by Maeve at 7:52 AM
So I post on my little blog this morning and what the fuck? As I stare at my screen and the new page of my blog, my cell phone goes off.
Lili: You suck!
Me: Yeah and I swallow too, you fucking with my blog?
Well DUH! She is finally fixing my fuck up from a few weeks ago. But it turns out, I still have to put in my Autism links and a few other things. This sends me into a panick. What if I fuck it up again? Wish me luck!
posted by Maeve at 7:52 AM
Good Fucking Morning Orange County -
Not sure what crawled up my ass this morning, but in a fit of caffeinated energy I decided to change Maeve's blog back - maybe I missed the girl? Maybe I have issues...but here it is, in all it's restored glory. Now Maeve, I can update some of your links but the rest you'll have to fix without fucking it up.... can I say Fuck any more this morning? Sure as fuck can!
P.S. this whole process would have been a lot smoother had Maeve not woken up and decided to post an entry to her blog as I was updating it.....
P.S.S. Hellow! A simple phone call would of stopped this mess! LOL!!
posted by Maeve at 7:44 AM
Here are some of Venus' answers to the questionare I borrowed from her site. I should bake her some cake for being the first (and probably only one) to fill this thing out.
2. Are we friends? Damn straight. And more.
4. How have I affected you? You've shown me what strength and endurance mean.
5. What do you think of me? You're capable of more than I could be in a lot of ways, and very powerful.
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? Grabbing your boob at my graduation party, laughing and getting in trouble with Geraldine, and VEGAS, baby, VEGAS!!!
8. Do you love me? Deeply. No pun intended.
9. Do you have a crush on me? Hell yeah. Them jugs are magical!
10. Would you kiss me? Sure. Will you pull my hair?
12. Physically, what stands out? Dark intense eyes, shiny dark locks
13. Emotionally, what stands out? Sometimes fatigue, other times the purest love there is for your son.
14. Do you wish I was cooler? Then what would I mock you for?
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? 12
17. Am I lovable? Absolutely. In a bullying older sister kind of way.
20. What was your first impression? Whoooa, she's got some zip to her.
21. Do you still think that way about me now? Now I know that "zip" is more like "violent tendencies" towards your poor Venus.
22. What do you think my weakness is? Ignoring your own needs.
23. Do you think I'll get married? LOL... you mean AFTER you kill Steve?
26. What reminds you of me? Jack Daniels, Anything Irish, Purple, Penis cake, fairies
27. If you could give me anything what would it be? Time
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? I love you, and I look up to you in awe more than you know. I know I'm not the smartest or on the ball as much as I should be but you mean the world to me.
31. Do you think I could kill someone? Abso-fuckin-lutely.
posted by Maeve at 7:21 AM
Thursday, August 05, 2004
Had a great day at the park. Pudd'n & Goat puppy ran around like crazy. Goat puppy even went on the jungle gym with Pudd'n. I kept Goat puppy far from the ducks, he did not like that. The kids liked feeding the ducks.
posted by Maeve at 5:35 PM
Stolen from Venus's blog
. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. How have I affected you?
5. What do you think of me?
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?
7. How long do you think we will be friends?
8. Do you love me?
9. Do you have a crush on me?
10. Would you kiss me?
11. Would you hug me?
12. Physically, what stands out?
13. Emotionally, what stands out?
14. Do you wish I was cooler?
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
17. Am I lovable?
18. How long have you known me?
19. Describe me in one word.
20. What was your first impression?
21. Do you still think that way about me now?
22. What do you think my weakness is?
23. Do you think I'll get married?
24. What makes me happy?
25. What makes me sad?
26. What reminds you of me?
27. If you could give me anything what would it be?
28. How well do you know me?
29. When's the last time you saw me?
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
31. Do you think I could kill someone?
32. Are you going to put this on your Live Journal and see what I say about you?
posted by Maeve at 5:33 PM
What fun I had last night. Lili was the first to show up, I pulled out my new tarot deck that Venus gave me to show her. The bartender walked up to take our drink order and saw my cards out on the table. He jokingly asked if I could tell him his future. I told him I'd do a quick palm reading and to hold out his hand. He held his hand out and I said "you masterbate way too much". I thought Lili was going to fall out of her seat. Venus & Dru arrived shortly there after and we all pigged out on happy hour food & drink. Before I knew it, I had to stumble over to C.C. to call East. The ritual was awesome as usual. Luckily it was a small group, so I got out at a decent hour. My favorite part is when we got to dance to raise the energy. I miss going to the drumming circles. I love to feel my skirts twirl up around my ankles and to move to the beat. It is a dance that I have known from times past. I've done this before.
posted by Maeve at 6:36 AM
Tuesday, August 03, 2004
If you have time, stop on over at "Aphrodite Undercover" she has a "hell" test. I don't know how to bring it over here to my site. I scored 164 and this is what it had to say about that score:
"You are a danger to society. Who let you out on a day pass?"
posted by Maeve at 10:00 PM
Added a few more photos to the Mexico album on yahell. Kerry came home today and gave me the scoop on who fucked who. I was right on who hooked up, she had more details to give me. I got a good laugh when she told me what some of the people were up to.
Picked up some duck mash and went to feed the ducks on our walk tonight. Goat puppy was going crazy. Just what ever retriever loves (besides food)water & water fowl. I'm ready to go back to Mexico. I need some more good food. Although I could do with out all that salt they put in the food. Damn did I ever blow up from it! Didn't help that I didn't drink any water too. I drank beer & whiskey all weekend.
Only 3 more days of school left for pudd'n. Then I get to sleep in! Yeahhhhhhhh!
posted by Maeve at 9:46 PM
posted by Maeve at 3:47 PM
Can you smell that? Can you feel it? The subtle change in the weather. Last week I could smell the difference in the air. I now have my alter decorated for Lughnasadh. I LOVE the fall, I cannot wait. Summer is nice and all, but give me the change of the seasons (yeah right, like I can fully enjoy them in Calif.) One year Spaz sent me leaves that had fallen off of her tree. They were so pretty. All weekend long I have been drawn to the art that had something to do with the sun. I normally am drawn to the moon, so I found it odd that things that had the sun on them caught my eye. Then I realized that is was my innervoice giving hints about this first harvest festival. Soon it will be Mabon and then Samhain. What do the coming months hold in store for us? Is the change I'm feeling just the seasons? Or is it something more? New jobs? Oppertunities? Time to break out the tarot deck.
posted by Maeve at 6:34 AM
Monday, August 02, 2004
What I miss most about Mexico:
1. The food
2. Sitting out on the patio looking at the full moon on the water.
I was seriously tempted to do some dancing in the moon light on Sat. But there were too many drunk people about. I really, really miss the food. And the nice cold sodas in bottles. Tastes much better in bottles. Don't look so shocked that I drank a soda, some of the stands did not sell any beer! On the way out to the boarder there are people walking between cars selling last minute trinkets. None were selling beer. If they were, they would of made a killing off of me Sunday.
I went into work tonight, hoping to make some money. I didn't even make enough to pay for gas, pathetic huh? I could not believe it was that slow. I was going to pick up a shift tomorrow, but Mario will be working. He takes tables while managing, so forget it. I won't make any $$. Some new "regulars" came in tonight for dinner again. I always thought the husband was a little shy, he never really gave me eye contact and did not speak much. During dinner he did a hand gesture that caught my eye (no he did not flip me the bird). He did this hand flapping gesture when he scratched his nose. A bell went off, this guy has AUTSIM!!! Sure enough, chatting with him, the wife pipes up "my husband has autism". He has Asperger's syndrom which is a high functioning autism (think Bill Gates). So we chat a bit and they ask about pudd'ns level. Marc tells me point blank that they (he & pudd'n) are as different as apples & oranges even though they both have similar traits. I was home by 8 pm, so I got to spend some time with my love.
Tomorrow I go to the dreaded DMV to renew my mug shot. I've been able to renew in the mail for the past couple of years, guess they want a more current photo. Ugh!
posted by Maeve at 9:36 PM
Sunday, August 01, 2004
Where the hell do I begin? We arrived Fri afternoon after getting a little lost. I was ready for divorce court by the time we got to our destination. Steve unloaded the car and what did he have hidden? A big boquet of flowers. But it did not stop there, he had chocolates, fruit, sparkling and a whole bunch of other goodies. I felt like such a shit and apologized for being such a bitch. The view from our room was awesome (see photos in yahoo profile page). And that is about all the nice things I can say about our room. Apparently we had the best one, next to the suites. The bed was hard as a rock, sheets scratchy, the tolit ran on, the towels looked scary, no wash clothes and they boasted of cable tv. Yeah sure, what ever the bar was watching, YOU were watching. In the middle of a program, the channel changed. It was annoying.
We saw pods of dolphins all day long and on Sat Steve saw a Sea Lion. We spent Friday afternoon walking up & down the street eating at every taco stand we could hit. We were in heaven. After rehearsal all of us went to this cool place to eat dinner. We were seated in this atrium (sp?) and humming birds were flying all about. Natural rock formation with water running down them were every where. The food was to die for.
We walked around Rosarita and then took a cab home. Well, those of us of the "older" crowd. The 20 somethings went on to Papas & Beer to see if they could score.
Sat was insaine. The groom got way too drunk the night before and was usless to help set up everything. Steve and I went out for some breakfast to see who was still alive. Found a few hung over people from our group and we recapped to see who made it home. BenDover was still M.I.A., Ben (the best man) ended up walking back to the hotel (NOT a short distance), Chris made it back, but was covered in beach sand.
The big moment finally came. I was fine until I heard the music, I looked at Ben and started to cry! Oh just fucking GREAT! So I pull myself together best as I can and we walk out. I have to remember to smile, so I paste this cheesy one on my face. But I can't look up at the alter, I'll start bawling........I don't know how we made it up there.
The party afterward was great. Lots of drinking, dancing, eating and fireworks. Long after Steve crashed, I sat out on my patio watching the 20 somethings hook up with all the new party goers that arrived that day. Kim could not catch Ben's eye, so she settled on BenDover. How far they went, I don't know. Chris hooked up with Nikki, leaving BenDover locked out of their room. I'm sure there were a hell of a lot more hung over people this morning. Father Don (not a real preist) said a bunch of them were up until 4 am. We saw Father Don and he wife Tequlia Linda at breakfast at 9am. They too were leaving early and Father Don didn't look so good!
It is good to be home. I could not wait to kiss pudd'ns sweet face. He was happy to see us. It is nice having clean, soft sheets! Although, I miss the food already. Those home made tortillas........DAMN! I'm sure I'll post more later. I need more photographic proof.......I stayed comfortably numb all weekend long. I am happy to report I did not give any offerings to the porcilin gods.