Here are some of Venus' answers to the questionare I borrowed from her site. I should bake her some cake for being the first (and probably only one) to fill this thing out.
2. Are we friends? Damn straight. And more.
4. How have I affected you? You've shown me what strength and endurance mean.
5. What do you think of me? You're capable of more than I could be in a lot of ways, and very powerful.
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? Grabbing your boob at my graduation party, laughing and getting in trouble with Geraldine, and VEGAS, baby, VEGAS!!!
8. Do you love me? Deeply. No pun intended.
9. Do you have a crush on me? Hell yeah. Them jugs are magical!
10. Would you kiss me? Sure. Will you pull my hair?
12. Physically, what stands out? Dark intense eyes, shiny dark locks
13. Emotionally, what stands out? Sometimes fatigue, other times the purest love there is for your son.
14. Do you wish I was cooler? Then what would I mock you for?
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? 12
17. Am I lovable? Absolutely. In a bullying older sister kind of way.
20. What was your first impression? Whoooa, she's got some zip to her.
21. Do you still think that way about me now? Now I know that "zip" is more like "violent tendencies" towards your poor Venus.
22. What do you think my weakness is? Ignoring your own needs.
23. Do you think I'll get married? LOL... you mean AFTER you kill Steve?
26. What reminds you of me? Jack Daniels, Anything Irish, Purple, Penis cake, fairies
27. If you could give me anything what would it be? Time
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? I love you, and I look up to you in awe more than you know. I know I'm not the smartest or on the ball as much as I should be but you mean the world to me.
31. Do you think I could kill someone? Abso-fuckin-lutely.