Stick a fork in me, I'm done. I am sooooooo drunk right now. Venus was kind enough to drive to the candle party, we went to C.C. afterwards, but the fucking kitchen was closed. No nachos for us. Rat Bastards! My arch enemy was there, the fucker for the REAL reason why my sorry ass was canned. I shot him some dirty looks that Venus & Dru picked up on quickly. Ben was there and I was too busy drooling over him to introduce him to my bitches. Goddamn does that man make me all wet in the panties! Javier gave us some sweet tamales, at first I thought he was just offering himself up.
At the candle party, the hostess asked us to tell our names and our favorite products/pieces on the table. when she got to me I said "hi, my name is Maeve and my favorite piece is your husband". I love my mikey. Well I think I'll go stumble off to bed now. Taataa