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Friday, July 30, 2004
Since Grandpa & Bables want to join me on my walk for Cure Autism now, we have officially become a team. Our team name is "Walk of Love for Anthony". I am giddy with excitement! Since it is held at the Arrowhead Pond, maybe some hockey players will be there? RRRRRRRwoooooRRRRRRRRR!
Ahem, any way......if you want to check on the progress, click on the site and then click on "Orange County". From there you can pull up our team name!
Okay, back to packing/cleaning house.
posted by Maeve at 7:57 AM
I'm still not fully packed for the trip yet. There is so much to think about. The proper accessories, make up and outfits. Yeah, it's only 3 days, but I need to look like the Goddess that I am damn it! LOL! Basically I want to not look like a "mom" for the weekend. I will fix my hair, put on make up and clothes that are not stained or wrinkled. I will wear clothes that may be a bit uncomfortable, I will give up my comfy cotton panties for frilly, lacy ones.
I am bummed that I am missing Lili's bridal shower this weekend. I know it is going to be a lot of fun. I haven't seen Missy since the last episode of Sex & the City. Well girls, have fun and Lili, drink a stoli for me. Heh, well, I'll be drinking all weekend any way. I'm starting to get an anxiety attack over not having pudd'n with me. Yes I know we need this break, but I miss him already. I think I'll bring one of his "back up" Pooh bears.
posted by Maeve at 7:04 AM
Thursday, July 29, 2004
I went and got my brazilian today.
I've given birth, I've got several tattoos.........how painful can one brazilian be?
FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! MOTHER FUCK! FUCK!
Shoving a 10 lb baby out of my "nanny" was a hell of a lot easier!
Holy fucking shit!
posted by Maeve at 10:25 AM
posted by Maeve at 6:34 AM
Wednesday, July 28, 2004
What a fucking migrain! It started shortly after picking up pudd'n from school. I took him down to Aunt Selma's for a quick swim. It got worse from there. Aunt Selma came home, took one look at me and said "you don't look so good". Gee, thanks! LOL
No dolphins today, just lots of pelicans. Pudd'n only wants to play in the ocean for 1 1/2 hrs. Fine by me, maybe I can lay down briefly and get rid of this killer head ache. I slept for 3 hours. I'm still kind out of it. It's threatening to come back too.........
posted by Maeve at 8:28 PM
Tuesday, July 27, 2004
posted by Maeve at 11:41 PM
LET THE DRUNKEN DEBAUCHERY BEGIN............
I am now officially on vacation. Yes, I do not leave for MeHeco (mexico)for another 2 daze......but I'm starting the party NOW.
Venus got me a REAL cool deck of tarot cards. Yes, I now have 4 decks, but this one is by far the COOLEST. I think I'll bring them with me to Mexico. The pictures are awesome, it is a Celtic deck.
I have shamlessly gotten hooked on "Sex & the City". Yes, I know it is over, but I am catching up on the reruns. Working nights, I rarely got to see it. And the few times I viewed it, it was because I was curled up with Kerry and her dogs on the sofa. She taped the episodes since she too works nights as a bartender (there is nothing like having a good friend as a bartender!). So now I am hooked on the reruns. I am sorry for all the times I've bagged on Lili & Venus for this show. I watched the "finally" with Lili and did not shed a tear (she & Missy cried like babies). I scoffed and drank my cosmo.......
2 daze until Mexico......Goddamn I can't wait.....
posted by Maeve at 11:09 PM
Too cool, one of Steve's contractors donated money to the Cure Autism Now walk a thon. I am half way to my goal of raising $500. Another contracting outfit is suppose to donate tomorrow.
We had a great time today. Pudd'n really loved the train ride, he had a huge smile on his face. When the train pulled up to our neighboring area, the look on his face was so funny. He recognized where he was, I think he felt "cheated". Here he must of thought he was going some place fun and we end up back in S.J.C.
We ate lunch and walked around. It was a fun day and all the kids seemed to enjoy themselves. Now I just have to get this penis cake dropped off and go to work. I am so tired!
posted by Maeve at 2:53 PM
I am so beat! Last night I did not get home from work until almost 11 pm. Today I get to take a train ride with 20 Autistic kids. Slappy offered to make up some cosmopolitians to put in my flask. Try to pass it off as Kool Aid or something. 3 more days until Mexico. I got my hair colored and my unibrow waxed yesterday. I think I'll go to Sephora and find some new eye shadow to wear with my dress. Can I go back to sleep now??
posted by Maeve at 6:56 AM
Monday, July 26, 2004
venus_terrenus: hey hobag
irishwhiskey66: I just got home from work
irishwhiskey66: I'm beat!
irishwhiskey66: the hair salon next to work had a big demonstration.
irishwhiskey66: they were working out in the parking lot it was so big!
venus_terrenus: demonstration like a protest or demonstration like showing how to do something
irishwhiskey66: then they ALL came to the resturant.
irishwhiskey66: show how to do hair.
irishwhiskey66: yeah, I walked with $140.00
irishwhiskey66: yeah, that was after tipping $50. to bus boy
irishwhiskey66: thanks, I can now afford that brazlian!
venus_terrenus: are you insane
irishwhiskey66: uhhhhh is that a trick question?
posted by Maeve at 11:02 PM
I pick up Pudd'n from school and I take him to Grandma land. I'm all nice and relaxed after having a great lunch with Lili. I get to my mom's house and she asks how is the cake coming a long? Cake? HOLY FUCKING SHIT! I forgot I had promised her a penis cake for her boss!!! And he wants a damn sheet cake too! Fuck! So now, here I sit, hottest part of the day with the damn oven on. We don't have a/c. Fuck. It's my own fault, damn! Venus was kind enough to agree to ride shot gun with me tomorrow when I drop it off. I don't want it sliding around and getting coated in dog hair in the van.
Again, lunch was great. C called Lili while we were there. I don't know what he said to her, but the girl started BLUSHIING. MY Lili blushing! I never knew that was possible. And it was not light flushing either, she was red from her hair line all the way down her chest! I was laughing so hard, she handed me the phone and I told C that I wanted what ever he said to her. Talk dirty to me baby!
I think I will go take a nap while the cakes are baking. At least my bedroom is cooler. Thank Goddess for trees!
posted by Maeve at 2:37 PM
posted by Maeve at 10:07 AM
4 DAYS UNTIL MEXICO
Man do I have a lot of shit to do in 4 short days. I still have to:
Color my hair
get my nails & toes done
Get a bikin wax, maybe a brazilian?
get my bangs cut
get waterproof mascara
grocery shop so my mother in law does not starve while watching pudd'n.
getting all of pudd'ns favorite things to eat/drink.
figure out what make up /jelwery I'm going to wear now that my color scheme has changed
get a bottle of jack for the ride down
get a few bottles of red wine for when I'm there
batteries for my "bullet" vibrator
I'm sure there is more, but I have not had enough diet coke yet for my brain to function.
posted by Maeve at 6:44 AM
Saturday, July 24, 2004
What a fun filled day. Venus & Dru decide to tag a long to the beach with me today. They are better prepared with blanket, umbrella and oh so sexay beach booties. Just as we were pulling up I see Ms. Prima Donna and her little white bread family unloading to Aunt Selma's. I get out of the car, turn to look at Dru & Venus driving up in theirs and they have the same look on their face as I did "oh fucking GREAT!".
We unload the car and I make sure we are pleanty of distance away from them as to not ruin any of their "family time". Goddess forbid if their country club friends should see them in the same vicinity as us. I wonder if Mr. Prima Donna is upest because the Mrs. did not keep her girlish figure? I remember Ms. prima donna exclaiming "how can you let yourself go after marriage?". Yeah, well, look who is now packing on that extra poundage eh? Any way, I digress.
Luckily for us, they don't stay long. It must be too cloudy for them to come out and play. To us, it is perfect. The sand is not hot and we are not wilting from the heat. Don't even need the umbrellas. Venus & Dru go for a swim with Pudd'n. At one point Dru gets pounded by a big wave and gets washed ashore. They come out to rest up and Dru starts scooping 4 inches of rocks and sand out of her crotch. I shit you not, she had that much stuck in her "nanny". She begins to dust it off of the blanket, hitting Venus with it. Venus starts yelling "hey! quit throwing your snatch sand at me!" Then Venus picks up a large rock and sniffs it. I thought I was going to pee my pants. We spend the rest of the day acting like 12 year olds while my aunt sat there and was amuzed.
Steve took Pudd'n to grandma land so he could go to a wedding. I took a nap and woke up at 5:45. I had to be at work at 6:00. Luckily I showered before I passed out, I made it to work only 3 min late. Mario had a stick up his ass all night, I was ready to tell him to get fucked. Slappy was in a good mood, which is nice. After work I headed up to C.C., I needed a nacho fix. Who should I see sitting at the bar? Some of my regulars! Pam & Fred were there, they are the nicest people! Fred buys me a drink and we chat about Kerry's upcoming nuptuals. Their nephew wants to get married in Mexico too, so Kerry was filling them in on her place. It was a great time, unwinded from the day.
posted by Maeve at 10:39 PM
Friday, July 23, 2004
Well the corsete did not look as good as I hoped. Well it did not look good with the skirt I was planning to wear with it. I got a purple dress instead to wear for the wedding. It is the same cut as the dress that Spaz got me last year for my birthday, only it is in deep purple instead of red. The same designer made Kerry's dress, so we look similar, but definitly different. We'll blend together better with these dresses. Plus Kerry likes the color purple. Now I have to change my jewlery, that sucks. I brought the dress over to Kerry's to show her and to give her a few other things too. As I'm standing in the middle of the living room in my bra & panties, a thought comes to me. "uhhhhhh kerry, Jerry is not home is he?" Guess it would of been better to find out before I stripped! Luckily he wasn't and Kerry LOVED the dress.
posted by Maeve at 2:46 PM
You're a Total Tease
You're a hot chick - and you never forget it
You've gotten used to using your looks to get what you want:
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Your rep proceeds you, and smart guys know to stay away!
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posted by Maeve at 9:32 AM
This time next week we'll be getting ready to pack up and go to Mexico. I can't wait, but I'm dreading it at the same time. I HATE leaving pudd'n behind. I know my mother in law will take excellent care of him, but what if he wants his mommy? Ugh, any way, I'll be picking up my corsette from the shop today, I hope it looks good on me. I'll be coloring my hair on Monday, I'm going back to the "exspresso" color. I still need to get my nails done and I'm sure a whole host of other things too. At least I'm not the bride, that is a hell of a lot more stressful!
posted by Maeve at 6:29 AM
Thursday, July 22, 2004
Much thanks to Venus, who fixed my blog for me. I know Lili is swamped and has no time to fix my fuck ups. Venus & Dru came over tonight. Dru brough her rats..........uh I mean "dogs". Ok, Lucy qualifies as a dog. Prince is nothing but a rat! An adorable rat. He's a Min. Pin and if he weighs 1 lb soaking wet, I'd be suprized. I had 5 dogs running around the place, it was a zoo to say the least.
My step father and good friend Bables will be joining me on the Autism walk next month. It will be a good time, glad I have some one to keep me company while I walk.
posted by Maeve at 10:06 PM
posted by Maeve at 8:48 AM
WHAT IS AUTISM?
Autism is a neurological disorder that severly affects an individual's ablility to communicate and to interact with others. Contrary to popular belief, the disorder is not rare; it currently afflicts 1 in every 166 children, a number which has increased substantially in the past five years. Although there has been some promising research into genetic and enviromental factors, the definitive cause of autism is unknown. Autism is a national crisis affecting more than one million americans and costing the nation over $90 billion per year.
I am going to get a t-shirt with Pudd'ns photo on it to wear at the walk. I'm also going to put on the shirt "In honor of my son" above his photo.
posted by Maeve at 8:44 AM
You must learn to pronounce the city name. It's "Di-TROITt", NOT "DEE-troit". If you pronounce it "DEE-Troit" then we will assume you are from Toledo and here for the country music hoe-down.
Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Detroit has its own version of traffic rules: Hold on and pray!
The morning rush hour is from 6:00am to 10:00am.
The evening rush hour is from 3:00pm to 7:00pm. Friday's rush hour starts Thursday morning. Weekends are open game.
If you actually stop at a yellow light, you will be rear-ended, cussed out and possibly shot. If you're first off the starting line when the light turns green, count to five before going. This will avoid getting in the way of cross-traffic who just ran their yellow light to keep from getting shot.
Schoenherr (shane-er) can ONLY be properly pronounced by a resident of the Detroit metro area. That goes for Gratiot (gra-shit)too.
Construction and renovation on I-94, I-96, I-75 and I-275 is a way of life. Just deal with it.
If someone actually has their turn signal on, it is probably a factory defect or they are "out-of-towners."
The minimum acceptable speed on I-696 is 85, regardless of the posted speeds. Anything less is considered downright SISSY. Don’t even think of allowing more than one car length between cars!
The attractive wrought iron on the windows and doors in Detroit is NOT ornamental.
Never stare at the driver of the car with the bumper sticker that says "Keep honking: I'm reloading."
If you are in the left lane, and only going 70 in a 60 mph zone, people are not waving “because they are so friendly in Detroit.” I would suggest you duck.
I-275/I-696 is our daily version of NASCAR.
It's not M-10, it's "The Lodge."
That's not a lake: it's a pothole.
If someone tells you it's on Outer Drive, you better hope you have a map.
The left turn is simple. If you want to turn left, go a 1/4 of a mile past your turn, get to the left, then make a left, then make a right. NOW you have made a "Michigan left”.
posted by Maeve at 6:28 AM
I just got my first two sponsors for the walk!!! Aussie and my Evil Auntie! I've never done this before, so I am excited. I figure if Spaz can do "race for the cure" (breast cancer), I can do this.
posted by Maeve at 6:24 AM
Wednesday, July 21, 2004
well I did it. I'll be in the walk a thon. What did I get myself in to?
If you are interested in sponsering me, you can email me at email@example.com and I'll give you my name to click on to donate.
posted by Maeve at 6:01 PM
If you have some extra $$$ to spare. Check out the "Walk to cure Autism" on my links. I'm thinking of joining up.
posted by Maeve at 5:33 PM
Bowling with my son yesterday was a blast. He really got into it. Well, he liked shoving the ball off of the ramp. He didn't care if he knocked down any pins or not. I was just happy to spend the day with him. Soon he'll be out for the summer and he'll be all MINE!!!
posted by Maeve at 6:52 AM
Monday, July 19, 2004
Can it get any fucking hotter? Goddamn I HATE the heat!!! And why did I agree to go into work tonight? What the fuck was I thinking? Oh yeah, it's that little thing called "paying the bills". Fuck! I should not complain, it is only going to be 2 hours, 3 at the most. I just hate being away from Pudd'n. He's in school all day and mondays are "grandma land" day. So he goes there right after school. Tomorrow will be better, I am going with him on a field trip to the bowling alley. I told his teacher I'd pack my flask. Hell, I'll pack several, I have a nice collection going. My newest one is an ingraved one from Kerry. It says "I will never find a sweeter Bitch than you" on the front and on the back is the name of the hotel and the wedding date. This one came wit it's own funnel, shot glass AND carrying case! I'm going to fix myself a nice tall glass of Jack right now. I'm almost out, I'm proud of myself. This one lasted longer than a week!
posted by Maeve at 2:56 PM
Sunday, July 18, 2004
Went to Aunt Selma's today for a little bit. No dolphins today, just the usual pelicans. I took a nap and managed to get a sun burn on my thigh, missed a spot with the sun screen. Pudd'n had a great time of course, we played in the surf a bit. Thankfully today was no where near as hot as it was yesterday. Work was decent enough, I'm just glad Slappy did not spill red wine on me again. Last night he plowed right into me and a full glass of red wine went all over me. Luckily I was wearing one of my black (low cut) tops. The chef offered to suck the wine out of my shirt. Luckily you could not see the spill on my shirt, but it was sure uncomfortable being damp (and not in a good way damp) most of the evening.
posted by Maeve at 10:50 PM
Saturday, July 17, 2004
posted by Maeve at 9:15 PM
What a great day I had. Athena, Venus, Dru and On-x met up at my place. We all piled in the Majik bus (with Pudd'n) and headed out to Aunt Selma's. The Majik bus quickly became "The short bus". Pudd'n & Athena were the only normal ones in there. The high light is when I put in Pudd'ns favorite cd. Sesame st. tunes. It was so funny when it came over the speakers, it fit for the people that were in my vehicle. We get to my Aunt's and set up camp. Lili is on her way with her crew and Steve just finished up at work and would be there soon too. Aunt Selma's daughter was coming by too, only problem was, Miss Priss wanted "family day". No problem, it's a big beach, we won't bother you!
We all brought our own chairs & stuff, so it wasn't like we had to crowd in on her. Steve & I set up chairs, kiddy pool and umbrella for them. Venus ACTUALLY got her feet wet, Dru felt that the sand was too much for her princess feet. So she was a smart girl and stayed under the shade of an umbrella. Athena did some light sketching and Lili showed off Athena's art work to C. Pudd'n of course, was body surfing.
It was much hotter this weekend, the sand actually burned our feet. We spent a lot more time in the water this time because it was so hot out.
I'm so relaxed and happy right now. It was so nice to have my witches all together and having fun.
posted by Maeve at 8:58 PM
Friday, July 16, 2004
irishwhiskey66: oh Goddess, steve has some sappy ass movie on tv.
irishwhiskey66: makes me want to stick a fork in my eye.
venus_terrenus: is he cryig
venus_terrenus: well damn it woman do your job......MAKE HIM CRY
irishwhiskey66: fuck, he's MARRIED to me. that makes him cry every day!!!!
posted by Maeve at 11:03 PM
Well tonight wasn't so bad at work. Made a little money. Went to go see Kerry afterwards. I have some jewlry that will go great with her wedding dress, it's only 2 weeks away! Aussie, did I tell you WHO is the best man?! It's BEN!!!!!!!!!! Yeah baby! He was there tonight, damn he is fine. I really, really want to be his Mrs. Robinson. Ben was sitting in one of the chairs in the lounge area, I wanted to go up and give him a lap dance. I have been having such nasty, cum filled dreams about him lately. *Heavy sigh*. I just hope I don't call out his name (or any one else's) while I dream at night.
posted by Maeve at 10:14 PM
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posted by Maeve at 6:34 AM
Thursday, July 15, 2004
Ahhhhhhhh, hear that? It's me and I'm relaxed. I'm on my 2nd glass of Jack. Suprizingly the gallon bottle has lasted me this long. This time last week I was grazing with Bables and watching Scary movie 3. Fucking Moron will leave work early and take the kids to thier last day of summer school tomorrow, I'll pick them up. The majik bus is full with all their clothes & shit.
Next month I will be partying with the lesbians. I'm going to see Melissa Etheridge in concert. I know all of 4 of her songs, but have seen her before in concert and was thourally entertained. That woman can ROCK! When we were going into the stadium, they had security patting everyone down. A young, good looking security guard said "may I check your pockets?", I told him "honey, you can check & feel ANY thing you'd like" The poor boy turned 10 shades of red. When it came to the bathrooms, we took over the men's room. Amazingly, there were some guys there. One walked in to the men's room and balked at all the women in there. The gal standing next to me shouts out "don't worry, you don't have nothing we are interested in!". I laughed and said "oh yes he does!" Some men had no problem whizzing in front of us, some actually went in to a stall, where we would start to heckle him. Yes, women are EVIL! And I am the Queen of Evil! LOL!!
Sat, I'm going to Aunt Selma's beach house again. Hopefully the girls will be able to join me again. Had a great ride on the boys today. It was so fucking hot out. I was a huge sweat ball when I got done, I had to peel my clothes off of me.
posted by Maeve at 8:29 PM
Last night Fucking Moron came to pick up snow ball and the bird. I'll miss the cat even though it was tearing up my carpet and would not leave my alter alone. I think I'll go to Pier 1 and get a nice photo frame for my picture of Rhiannon. It will be nice to have my alter all back together.
Read Steve's cards for him last night. Talk about a shitty spread, it definitely mirrored what is going on in his life at work right now. He even got the tower card "crossing" him, fuck how I HATE that card!!!
We had also gone for a walk last night with the dogs. Some one across the street had 3 dogs off leash and I'm assuming they were playing ball. Well this one chow mix type dog comes racing across the street, charging us. Jack springs in to "protect" mode and is trying to rip the dog a new ass hole for coming near us. Steve kept kicking at the strange dog while trying to hold Jack back. The mutt finally went away after a few tense minutes. What really pissed me off was the "owner" did not try to come and get the dog. I don't know if it was her dog or not, but it really pisses me off when people don't keep their animals under control. I guess we are going to have to make sure we have our walking stick with us from now on. I was proud of Jack, he still does not have the best control over his back legs because of the MG and here he was getting all bad ass. Not bad for an 11 year old dog.
posted by Maeve at 6:48 AM
Hmmmmmm, how ironic. We all know what my mother's birth control advice was to me too.........
posted by Maeve at 6:45 AM
Wednesday, July 14, 2004
Yesterday was a blast. It all started out with me running into an old coworker. I used to work in a warehouse for the local cable co., I was the ONLY girl there. It rocked. Any way, one of the guys I worked with was Ralphie. He was a crazy mother fucker from my home state and a potty mouth that rivaled my own. So we see him at a job site and Steve drives over. I lean out the window and scream "HEY! NO FAGS ALLOWED ON THE CONSTRUCTION SITE!!!"
To which, 4 big burly hispanic men whip around to see who's ass needs a good kicking. Ralph hears me, turns bright red and comes over to the truck. Ralph is a skinny, bald white boy. So when he blushes, you can't miss it. He tells me "I was in your neighborhood the other day and I was thinking of you". Oh really? I said "was it a good wet dream?". This made Ralph turn ALL shades of red. We chatted for a bit and then left to take Bart & Lisa to summer school.
The fair was awesome. They opened it up at 9:30 am, we could go on unlimited rides in the kiddy section until 12 pm. Pudd'n was in heaven! He picked out all the rides he wanted to go on. He even went on some a couple of times. We ran into his former teacher, but did not see his current one. After putting in 4 hours we headed to Aunt Selma's where he played in the surf for another 2 hours. I sat in the sand and let the waves roll over me. It felt good, but I had sand in places that sand should NEVER go.
I went riding today, had a great ride on Kirby. It dawned on me, I have no plans for tomorrow. I can ride both boys! Thank Goddess life is getting back to "abbey normal" for us.
posted by Maeve at 10:04 AM
Monday, July 12, 2004
Kerry found "The Dress". She looks HOT in it! It is gold in color, has beautiful embrodiary on it. Just off of the shoulders and it tapers at the waist. I've got some lovely citrine jewlery to go with it. Now I just have to wait for my coursette to come in.
I've noticed my hair is almost down the center of my back, well it is at least just about touching my bra strap. Slappy's wife cuts it to bring out the natural wave. That bastard better not move his family back to Italy. I finally have a decent hair stylist!
3 more weeks to Mexico. I can't wait.
posted by Maeve at 9:36 PM
Sunday, July 11, 2004
Here are some photos of Pudd'n on the beach. The last snap is of Pudd'n and Jay. He is Lili's step son. Isn't my son darling?!?
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posted by Maeve at 9:58 PM
Saturday, July 10, 2004
What a great day. Pudd'n spent 4 straight hours in the water. Lili, her man and thier kids joined me & Athena. The pelicans were flying low and all over the place. We just hung out, ate and drank. The kids were all over. I'm sooooo relaxed, I don't want to go to work!!! Waaaaa.
We also text messaged Venus & Dru, they are in Vegas (bitches!). So it was kind of like all of us being together. I think I'll make a nice big Jack & coke before I go to work.
posted by Maeve at 5:08 PM
Friday, July 09, 2004
Tomorrow should be fun! Athena and more than likely Lili will be joining me & Pudd'n at the beach. I've got stuff ready to make sandwitches and I have to remember to bring some extra chairs and the umbrella. Oh yeah, Athena, pick up some ice when you go to the store tomorrow. My cousin is coming over with her two kids, so that should be fun. I'm excited, girlfriend time is always the best. I just hope poor C. can put up with us. Well, if the drag show wasn't enough to scare him off, nothing will. LOL
posted by Maeve at 1:50 PM
CUJO IS OUT OF QUARANTINE.
Animal control came out to see if Jack was frothing at the mouth. We got the "ok" and are now able to move about the general public and go for car rides. I grabbed the dog's leashes and took them for a victory lap around the block.
Does my husband know me or what?
We were sitting outside with bables last night chatting. We were talking of birthdays and I told Steve that Ben's (bass player for Kerry's husband's band) birthday was on the 5th. He replied with "So, you planning on giving him a birthday blow job?". Little did he know, when I was at C.C., I said the EXACT same thing to Kerry. "Hey, do you think Ben would like a belated birthday blow job?". Oh the things I would LOVE to do to that young man! I'd happily be his "Mrs.Robinson".
A girl can dream can't she?
posted by Maeve at 11:03 AM
GOOD FRIENDS AND GOOD TIMES
Yesterday while napping, I got a phone call from my friend Bables. She was offering to bring us some dinner and more importantly, a bottle of Jack. Cool Beans! I have not seen her since St. Patty's day. We used to get together on a regular basis and "graze". While waiting for her, I ran up to C.C. to give Kerry her birthday gift. Mikey was there and made me one of his margaritas, YUUUUUUM! It was his usual good strong one, I was comfortably numb after one of them. Bables brough us some yummy Asian food and a gorgeous boquet of roses & iris. The roses are pink (my favorite) and they smell sooooo good! So we pigged out and watched Scary movie 3. Oh yeah, she brought me a GALLON sized bottle of Jack. That should get me through the weekend!
Bart & Lisa ended up staying the night at a friends house, so it was nice to have 2 nights in a row with out the extra bodies or having to worry if my "potty filter" was in place.
Tomorrow Athena is coming down to hang out with me & Pudd'n at the Aunt Selma's beach house. Hopefully Lili and her crew will join us. I have definitly found the ocean's water to be healing to me. Very relaxing.
Thank you Bables for dinner, flowers, booze and more important, your friendship all these long years! I'm soooooo relaxed today!
posted by Maeve at 6:37 AM
Thursday, July 08, 2004
WTF?!! I demand a recount!
You Would Make $50 a Night!
You've got the raw sex drive (and hot pants) to walk the streets
And all those $10 oral quickies add up over time!
How Much Could You Make as a Prostitute?
More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva
posted by Maeve at 7:42 PM
My majik works!! I just spent the morning working with the waning moon to my advantage. I then went about my normal every day house work and am now taking a little break before I go to get the light of my life. I got out one of my many tarot decks and the card that I pulled was:
A Major life change brings you great blessings.
Bring it on! I'm ready!!
posted by Maeve at 12:18 PM
There is a light at the end of the tunnel! I haven't felt this good in a long time. The kids will not be back until later tonight. Next week is the last week of summer school. Bart will go home to his dad and we are still not sure as to what Lisa wants. I know she wants to go back to the moron, but he smokes and sucks at doing laundry. Oh yeah, he does not cook decent either. So while she feels the love for her father (Goddess knows why, he's done nothing but let both of them down their whole lives), she gets better care here. It's a tough choice, we are not pressuring her in any way.
I did some shopping yesterday, we needed laundry soap. I've never done so much laundry in all my life. Bart will need his hockey gear washed when he gets home tonight. I used to think that I'd fuck Brendan Shanahan even if he did get off of the ice after a long game. I thought that until my little 90lbs when wet nephew started to take off HIS hockey gear. DAMN!!! If this little shit smells THAT bad, what will a grown man smell like after regulation time???
Time to get dressed and get Pudd'n out the door. I have some birthday shopping to do today. Oh, and to find some swim suit bottoms since Goat Puppy ate the last ones........Bastard!
posted by Maeve at 6:47 AM
Wednesday, July 07, 2004
Bart & Lisa are staying the night with the moron. We are spending a nice relaxing evening at home! yeahhhhhhhh! It's not that they are bad kids or anything, it's just nice to have our life back. It's nice that the moron is staying sober, let's hope he keeps it up. I took Pudd'n to Aunt Selma's beach house after school. It was over cast and I still managed to get a sun burn. Pudd'n is fine, he body surfed for 2 hours. What a smile he had on his sweet face.
I was going to meet the girls for some appetizer before going to Craft Connection, but I am flat broke. It kind of fell apart for them too, life is just so busy right now. I'm just going to practice majick here tonight at home. I'm not up for a group thing. I enjoy the people that I practice with, but it is just not the same w/o "my HOmies".
My mother in law is in jersey right now. If she were there for pleasure and not the family emergency, I'd make up a list of all the goodies I'd like her to bring home to us. There is nothing like the food back east! When ever I come home from Detroit, I always have a stash of Faygo pop and other goodies I just can't get here.
posted by Maeve at 6:17 PM
Tuesday, July 06, 2004
1. What's your comfort food?
Nachos and a double margartia made by Mikey.
2. What the best thing to eat while watching a movie?
Depends upon what kind of movie, is it a porno?
3. How do you like your rice? (or do you like/eat rice at all?
Rice? Who made up these stupid questions Aussie?
I like Jasmine rice and Mexican rice.
4. What's your favorite restaurant?
Oasis (In Texas), Tulsa Rib company, Aliso Stadium Brew Co. and King's fish Co.
5. What are the best foods to bring to a picnic?
whip cream & hot fudge. Eat me on the picnic table.
posted by Maeve at 9:43 PM
I took Jack into the vet today. He managed to damage a toe nail. I've been with this vet for 11 years now, he's really a nice guy. He's married with 4 kids and a plethora of animals. This is how my visit went:
Me: Dr. A, how does your wife do it? You have 4 kids, I've only got 3 and am going crazy.
Dr. A: yes, it does get a bit hectic.
Me:(leaning in closer) Does she drink a lot too?
Dr. A,(laughing), yes, we usually share a bottle of wine at the end of the day.
Me: Only a bottle? Damn! I'm on 2 bottles a night!
He then asks what kind of meds the specialist has Jack on, I had grabbed the bottles and put them in my purse. With out looking I just grabbed the first one and handed it to him. He looked at me puzzled and said "you have Jack on Xanx?". Oops! Uh, no, that's mine. It goes great with those 2 bottles of wine a night.
We actually got out of the vet for under $90.00. That's okay because the tune up & brake job on the corolla was $400. Yeah, we are not getting any type of breaks at this point in our life.
posted by Maeve at 6:38 PM
posted by Maeve at 6:44 AM
Monday, July 05, 2004
This is my last morning of freedom before we go get Bart & Lisa. Don't get me wrong, I love them dearly. But I want MY life back! Summer school will be over soon and Bart wants to go live with his dad. That is fine, as long as the moron stays sober. Lisa is still deciding on what she wants to do. They have an older sister that they have not seen in many years. She has been calling and wants to see them. She lives with her father here. So Steve will take the kids to see her next weekend, I'll take pudd'n to Aunt Selma's.
Did everyone have a nice 4th of July? I fell asleep before the fireworks. So did Pudd'n, I don't know who fell asleep first, me or him.
Oh fuck, Steve had some regular coffee this morning. I might have to kill him and bury him in the pet cemetery in our back yard. He only had one cup and his hands are shaking already. Ugh! LOL!
posted by Maeve at 8:24 AM
Sunday, July 04, 2004
posted by Maeve at 7:52 AM
I am sooooooooo relaxed right now. Yesterday we spent 5 hours at Aunt Selma's beach house. Bart & Millhouse surfed, boogie boarded and Goddess knows what else. Lisa hung out and played with Pudd'n a bit. Fucking Moron showed up after work, the kids will be spending the holiday weekend with him. So far so good, he's staying sober. Pudd'n had a great time, he body surfed and played on the shore for the whole time we were there. He only took a 20 min break to eat and then go back out to play. When we got home I had about 4 inches of sand myself in places where sand should not be. We showered up, Pudd'n and I ended up curled up together and took a short nap.
Rented a few movies this weekend, wish I would of gotten on for tonight. Don't bother with Bad Santa, it had funny moments. But for the most part, it was slow. I highly recommend The Secret Window with Johnny Depp. It rocked! Very suspenseful and a real twist to the plot. Euro trip was ok, lots of naked women if you like that sort of thing.
Today we will go back to Aunt Selma's. A lot of the family will be there, lots of kids, food, booze and good times. I can't wait.
I didn't go into work last night, I feel bad, I'm not a flaky type of person. But I'm at the end of my rope. I'm exhausted, I need the rest.
Aunt Selma had a good time in Ireland/Scotland. I asked if she could bring me back ANYTHING that had Queen Maeve on it. Necklace, statue, something. Unfortunately she couldn't find anything, but she did bring me back a nice SMALL St. Brigid's cross. My friend Paul brought me one back last year, but it was huge. I wanted a small one for Pudd'n to wear. Right now I'm wearing it, it is so dainty & cute. I'll let him wear it when he goes to school. Well my tea is ready. I think I'll go read the paper and relax in the silence.
posted by Maeve at 7:24 AM
Friday, July 02, 2004
I'm taking tonight off of work. I may even skip tomorrow too. I'm sicker than a dog. I also have another bladder infection. My mom has chicken pox!!! I DO NOT want to end up with that! The kids will be going to roller hockey tonight. I'm going to do a quick spell and watch a movie. I feel bad for calling in, but you know what? I have nothing left to give. I'm burnt out, I am looking forward to this three day weekend to sit on the beach and RELAX.
posted by Maeve at 4:57 PM
Thursday, July 01, 2004
Ugh, can I have some new eye balls? Mine hurt. Kerry came by to pick up some stuff from the party. We recapped what we could remember from our trip to emergency. Lucky for us, hubby to be was in the waiting room filling out forms (we were too drunk) so he did not see most of our debauchery. Now mind you, kerry had on a necklace made of plastic penis's. Mardi gras type necklace, only with penis & balls. We are both blurry eyed and she's weaving. The nurse was trying to take all the information, her back was to kerry while she was talking to me. Getting all the information on the vicious dog that I have (senile and full of gas is more like it......the dog, not the nurse). Kerry starts making rude gestures with her tounge & fingers. I fail at keeping a straight face, we both start cracking up and Nurse Wratchet turns to see what Kerry is doing. We have to go to a different room to get the stitches, but Kerry has to go to the bathroom. Husband to be tells me to go with her, so she does not leave. Leave? Where the hell can she go? You took our purses from us! We get lost of course trying to find the bathroom and once we do get in there........oh brother. I didn't think we could laugh any harder or get any ruder. I could tell by the look on hubby to be that I think the whole wing heard us. Oh well, I bet we spiced up their night!
posted by Maeve at 9:16 PM