What a fun filled day. Venus & Dru decide to tag a long to the beach with me today. They are better prepared with blanket, umbrella and oh so sexay beach booties. Just as we were pulling up I see Ms. Prima Donna and her little white bread family unloading to Aunt Selma's. I get out of the car, turn to look at Dru & Venus driving up in theirs and they have the same look on their face as I did "oh fucking GREAT!".
We unload the car and I make sure we are pleanty of distance away from them as to not ruin any of their "family time". Goddess forbid if their country club friends should see them in the same vicinity as us. I wonder if Mr. Prima Donna is upest because the Mrs. did not keep her girlish figure? I remember Ms. prima donna exclaiming "how can you let yourself go after marriage?". Yeah, well, look who is now packing on that extra poundage eh? Any way, I digress.
Luckily for us, they don't stay long. It must be too cloudy for them to come out and play. To us, it is perfect. The sand is not hot and we are not wilting from the heat. Don't even need the umbrellas. Venus & Dru go for a swim with Pudd'n. At one point Dru gets pounded by a big wave and gets washed ashore. They come out to rest up and Dru starts scooping 4 inches of rocks and sand out of her crotch. I shit you not, she had that much stuck in her "nanny". She begins to dust it off of the blanket, hitting Venus with it. Venus starts yelling "hey! quit throwing your snatch sand at me!" Then Venus picks up a large rock and sniffs it. I thought I was going to pee my pants. We spend the rest of the day acting like 12 year olds while my aunt sat there and was amuzed.
Steve took Pudd'n to grandma land so he could go to a wedding. I took a nap and woke up at 5:45. I had to be at work at 6:00. Luckily I showered before I passed out, I made it to work only 3 min late. Mario had a stick up his ass all night, I was ready to tell him to get fucked. Slappy was in a good mood, which is nice. After work I headed up to C.C., I needed a nacho fix. Who should I see sitting at the bar? Some of my regulars! Pam & Fred were there, they are the nicest people! Fred buys me a drink and we chat about Kerry's upcoming nuptuals. Their nephew wants to get married in Mexico too, so Kerry was filling them in on her place. It was a great time, unwinded from the day.