Ahhhhhhhh, hear that? It's me and I'm relaxed. I'm on my 2nd glass of Jack. Suprizingly the gallon bottle has lasted me this long. This time last week I was grazing with Bables and watching Scary movie 3. Fucking Moron will leave work early and take the kids to thier last day of summer school tomorrow, I'll pick them up. The majik bus is full with all their clothes & shit.
Next month I will be partying with the lesbians. I'm going to see Melissa Etheridge in concert. I know all of 4 of her songs, but have seen her before in concert and was thourally entertained. That woman can ROCK! When we were going into the stadium, they had security patting everyone down. A young, good looking security guard said "may I check your pockets?", I told him "honey, you can check & feel ANY thing you'd like" The poor boy turned 10 shades of red. When it came to the bathrooms, we took over the men's room. Amazingly, there were some guys there. One walked in to the men's room and balked at all the women in there. The gal standing next to me shouts out "don't worry, you don't have nothing we are interested in!". I laughed and said "oh yes he does!" Some men had no problem whizzing in front of us, some actually went in to a stall, where we would start to heckle him. Yes, women are EVIL! And I am the Queen of Evil! LOL!!
Sat, I'm going to Aunt Selma's beach house again. Hopefully the girls will be able to join me again. Had a great ride on the boys today. It was so fucking hot out. I was a huge sweat ball when I got done, I had to peel my clothes off of me.