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Wednesday, December 31, 2003
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL MY HOmies!!!
I'm at Spaz's house. I'm trying to catch up to her on the drinking thing. Beotch started with out me. She's already had 3 vodkas. Although, the way I mix 'em, her 3 equal 1 of mine (just ask Lili). So hope you girls have fun! Miss you A LOT!
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posted by Maeve at 12:23 PM Monday, December 29, 2003 You're bubblegum!!! You love to have a good time, and enjoy being around others who feel the same way. You tend to be the life of the party, and people like to be around you as much as they can. Which kind of candy are you? brought to you by Quizilla
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posted by Maeve at 9:25 PM
Oh yeah.........I am so well known for looking sweet & innocent.
Congratulations! You're Merry! Which Lord of the Rings character and personality problem are you? brought to you by Quizilla
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posted by Maeve at 9:20 PM You are Orange. You are outgoing and optomistic. You always try to find the bright spot in everything. You are energetic and people are naturally attracted to you. However, you are not always sure of what your purpose or goals are. Most Compatible With: Fresh Mint Which Tic-Tac Flavor Are You? brought to you by Quizilla
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posted by Maeve at 9:16 PM You're just the happy go-lucky type. You might have your pet peeves, but other than that, you're mainly calm. Blending in with your surroundings, you're the type of person who everyone likes. Usually it's you who cracks jokes at social gatherings - after all, laughter is the best medicine. Sometimes you pretend to be stupid, but in all actuality, you could be the next Einstein. What Type of Soul Do You Have ? brought to you by Quizilla
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posted by Maeve at 9:10 PM
Well it is cold and rainy today, so Greenfield Village was out of the question. We went to 12 Oaks mall out in Novi instead. I have not been there since I was a little girl. I am being visited by the ghosts of my past. Things, people and experiences that have shaped the twisted person that I am today.
Evil Auntie was kind enough to let me install messanger so I could talk with my HOmies out west. Going to hang out with Spaz on New years eve. Maybe see Mitch too, we'll see what Steve is up for. We are all definitly going out for dinner on thursday, so that should be fun. Well I think I will go clean out my mail box. I had 111 messages in it yesterday. Only 3 were from friends, the rest was spam mail. Sucks.
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posted by Maeve at 1:43 PM Sunday, December 28, 2003
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posted by Maeve at 9:57 PM
SO I'M GOING TO BURN IN HELL................
I get to Evil Auntie's house and she informs me Uncle B. will be calling in about an hour. Good, I can get more drunk. Now I haven't talked to Uncle B since jr.high. My last memory of him before he checked out of reality was a nice one, but it's been over 20 years since I talked to him. 1. He's now deaf as a door nail and 2. He's a holy, 100% bible thumping, God fearing man. So when we end our conversation, he tells me "God bless you" I reply with "he has, I have a wonderful husband & child" (which is true). Uncle B starts going on how wonderful it is that some one else in the family knows the word of the Lord, blah, blah, blah. I play along with him "yes, with prayer all things are possible........etc....". Meanwhile Evil Auntie is ready to pee her pants........or she was just waiting for me to burst into flames. I"m not sure which. Little does poor Uncle B know that his niece is a practicing Witch. Had a great time at Spaz's, pigged out on Primo's ribs. We'll be getting together for New Years. Should be fun. Definitely have to get more Vodka. More Primo's too.......... Hope you girls are doing well. I miss you guys and my pets at home.
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posted by Maeve at 9:39 PM
I am at Spaz's house having a great time. We went to the Detroit Zoo today. It was a lot of fun. Weather is 49 degrees. The polar bears were out and enjoying them selves. The snow foxes had great coats, but they lost the snowy owls to west nile virus. We got a bottle of Vodka, let the games begin! From here we will go spend a few days with my Evil Auntie Char's house. She has a full bar & wine celler, need I say more??? Yule was awesome, had bailey's for breakfast and whiskey the rest of the day. My niece is darling, she fit into pudd'ns baby santa suit. While at the mall (Steve REALLY likes michigan women) he found me my usual "after yule gift". It is a snow globe with two cardnals in it. It is also a music box that plays "I'll be home for Christmas". It was 1/2 off too. ( When ever I see a cardnal, I know my grandma is "near"). Steve wasn't going to go into that particular store, but did on a whim. I cried when he gave it to me. It was a definit clear sign from grammy. I miss her like crazy. The song it plays was the icing on the cake. I'm having a great time. Tomorrow we will go to Green field Village weather permitting. Well my glass is empty and I should spend time with my soul sister. She is definitly Lili & Venus wrapped into one person. I miss you girls very much. I'm bummed I can't see more of Aussie this trip around.
xoxoxoxo
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posted by Maeve at 1:14 PM Tuesday, December 23, 2003
Oh man, will some one pack for me please? My house looks like a bomb went off in it. The kitten has a new name. It's "hey you little shit, knock it off". Ugh, I need to get up off my butt and get my house cleaned. So maybe I'll do my "disclaimer" now. I will be out of town Dec 23 - Jan 3 for those who don't know and use my site as something to put them to sleep. You'll have to find other ways of getting your ZZZZZZZZZZ's.
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posted by Maeve at 6:43 AM Monday, December 22, 2003
Ok, my legs resemble Sasquach (sp?), but they are all scratched up from the kitten we are baby sitting. I need to shave them before my pedi cure tomorrow. I don't want green peace or some other tree hugging organization being called because some one thought they found the Yette.
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posted by Maeve at 5:24 PM
Two days and I get to go home. I am so fucking damn geeked out I can't stand myself. I called Spaz to share my hyperness with her, but the bitch is at a party (mind you.........she just got back from a bachlorette party in chicago!). So I unlease myself on her poor husband. He's used to it.........at least when I'm home this time Don will have a back up (steve). I hear the Crown Royal & Absolute calling me.......oh yes......it is going to be a very merry fucking christmas! whooooooooohooooooooooooo!
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posted by Maeve at 3:39 PM Sunday, December 21, 2003
Exchange:: Sex for money
Parental Advisory:: Your throat won't get pregnant. Blowout:: heh heh heh.........you said "blow" Spider:: Black Widow Happy:: Pudd'n Intense:: Boder Collie Corrupt:: My HOmies Got:: Herpes Crude:: idiot boy Three:: times a lady
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posted by Maeve at 11:43 AM Saturday, December 20, 2003
Ok, some people really deserve to be bitch slapped and one of my customers was just begging for it tonight. I actually used to work with this girl too. She came in with her family and she brought her 3 year old son with her. Now one look at the kid and you could tell he was not feeling well. Poor thing has that NASTY flu bug that is going around. Then Miss Dumb Cunt tells me "he was running a 105 fever today". HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????? WTF? Why the hell are you dragging this poor kid out? The poor kid was crying on & off. Then to top it off she gives him ICE CREAM! HELLO! You do NOT give a kid any dairy when he's sick! Yours truly, Ms.Maeve wanted to beat the crap out of Miss Dumb Cunt. I can't stand it when people do that to kids. She's lucky the kitchen is in plain view or else I would of spit in her food.
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posted by Maeve at 9:04 PM Which Enemy of the Christian Church Are You? Take More of Robert & Tim's Quizzes Watch Robert & Tim's Cartoons
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posted by Maeve at 11:56 AM
Two more presents and I am DONE! Went grocery shopping for tues. night too. I grab a turkey and ask Steve "do you think this is big enough for all of us?". "Oh wait, Lili does not eat much",( now insert hand slapping on forehead sound) OH SHIT! AUSSIE IS A VEGETARIAN! So, dear Aussie, we got you a frozen pizza. LOL! It's a good kind. It's from California Pizza Kitchen, I've had them before. Nice buttery crust, 4 cheeses............yum! So here is the menu for Tuesday night, Turkey, pizza, mashed potatoes( Lili), corn, dessert(Venus) and beverages(Athena). I got some Bailey's (on sale for $9.00 at Stater Bros).
Baby sitting idiot boy's kitten is fun. My cat Tozer is all pissed off and won't come out from underneath the bed. "Spunky" chases DeeDee and Jack chases Spunky. It's a riot to watch the three run around the living room.
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posted by Maeve at 11:38 AM Friday, December 19, 2003
*SQUEALING WITH DELIGHT!!*
Guess what I got (no, not laid Lili). Lissie in Texas called up the G.G. and got me my Yule gift. It is a nice big cauldron with a pentagram on the front of it! Whooooooohoooooooo! I got an "adult" cauldron to go with my new "adult" wand! Yeah me! Idiot boy is going into rehab again (this is what? The 20th time and I'm NOT exaggerating!). So the kids will go to his mom and we get the kitten & bird to watch over the weekend. Fun fun! My mom has agreed to cook us a turkey for Tuesday night! It will be a nice mini Yule celebration. Athena, tell Cass to take a nice nap and then drink a lot of caffeine! I'll be spending the day packing for our own trip and then hang out with my HOmies at night. I can't wait to see my family & friends in the motor city. It is going to be a great trip!
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posted by Maeve at 12:30 PM Thursday, December 18, 2003
Kari's party was great tonight. Her husband Jake had a good time harassing me about my hung over status. Sleeping all day did not help that much. My throat really hurts from encouraging the drag queens. I tried to do another card reading for Lissie in Texas, but my voice kept breaking up and I'd get coughing fits. What I'm really bummed about is that I was suppose to stay the night at Kari's. We were going to do Tarot reading (ok, I was going to give them) and we'd get drunk. I told her I'd have to take a rain check and we'd do it when I got back from Michigan. Babs was kind enough to come down and watch pudd'n for us. She and pudd'n are the same age mentally. They have a great time together! lol. I almost hit the #4 mark for sex this week, but napping sounded SO much better.
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posted by Maeve at 10:36 PM
I need some coffee and some Krispy Kreme donuts. Ugh, I didn't even get this drunk when I was in Vegas!
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posted by Maeve at 10:00 AM
Oh man, I am too old to be feeling this way. That last drink kicked my ass. I am SO hung over today. My hands hurt from clapping, my throat hurts from cheering "the girls" on and my face hurts from laughing so much. They got my mother in law up on stage for the blow job shot (I did it last time). Now my mother in law does not drink. She has no clue as to what she is suppose to do (pick up shot glass w/out hands and drink it down). So she licks the stuff out of the shot glass in two licks. DAMN! The slut in me is impressed and the "daughter" part of me is horrified. No one wants to know that their parents "do it". N. Impressed the bar to say the least. Oh yeah, I got it all on video too! I think we had a better time this time around. Hunter told me to come back for the New Years party, but we'll be in Michigan. Bummer.
I'm suppose to go to Kari's tonight for her Yule party. I know I won't be drinking tonight! UUUUUGGHHH!
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posted by Maeve at 9:43 AM Wednesday, December 17, 2003
Will some body dry my hair for me? It takes so darn long! Took pudd'n riding on Cuffy today. Pudd'n got a big kick out of it. I lunged him for the first time in a very small circle. Mommy is tired of having to jog next to the horse when he wants to trot. I'd love to pony him off of Kip or Kirby, but those two are too flaky for me to trust them. Looking forward to tonight. Saga may come and join us. That would be fun, we are going to have a big crowd again. I got to play "Ms. Cleo" for a friend in Texas. The cards were scary accurate. I know it's not the news she wanted to hear, but I can' lie. I even used my real deck and not my "sugar coated" one.
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posted by Maeve at 1:54 PM Tuesday, December 16, 2003
Has Hell froze over? Is the 2nd coming of Christ happening? Yours truly, Ms. Maeve got laid for a THRID time this week! Yes chilln's, THREE TIMES. Uno, dos, tres! Wham, bam thank you mam! I had a hard time not calling out Ben's name though. Tee hee.
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posted by Maeve at 10:22 PM
I love the way you look at me
I love the way you smack my ass I love the dirty things you do I have control of you............... Oh yeah, Maeve had a good time tonight. I even dirty danced......yep..........you read it right. Ben respected his elders and danced with ME and only ME!!!!!!!!! It was nice to live in the fantasy that he was really interested in me. Ah sweet, sweet fantasy. The party was a lot of fun. Hush Puppy never showed, which was a bummer. Pinche Henery showed up at the end. Mikey and I hung out most of the eve., I miss working with him. Kari got drunk off her butt. The food was awesome. But my fondest memorie was Ben, acting like a real "date". What a sweet boy. Oh the NASTY things I'd like to teach him............
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posted by Maeve at 12:09 AM Monday, December 15, 2003
irishwhiskey66: tell me how much you love me..........
sweetrouge: I love you whether you have my sex toys or not sweetrouge: ;) irishwhiskey66: ROFLMAO! irishwhiskey66: I do have them, well tonight I shall. sweetrouge: you are my favorite person in the whole wide world irishwhiskey66: say my name bitch............ sweetrouge: Queen Maeve is the best irishwhiskey66: you know it baby
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posted by Maeve at 2:45 PM
I have TWO dates tonight! Yeah ME! Ok, granted they are just friends, but HEY! A girl can dream!!! I am going to a Yule party from a resturant I used to work for. My beloved bartender Mikey will be there sans his wife (thank Goddess!!) AND I get to also be "Can I be your mrs. robinson?" eye candy Ben's date. "Hush Puppy" will be there too, I'll have to remind him where my eyes are. OOOOOOOO I wonder if Pinche Henery will be there? Hmmmmmmm Oh the fun I shall have! And YES my little Beotches, I talked to Mel, so I'll have your fucking sex toys tonight! Damn! You think you two never got any?! Well I guess I'll go do something constructive like clean the house............
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posted by Maeve at 2:32 PM
Warning:: Danger! Danger Will Robinson!
Aspirations:: manifestations Starvation:: models Lid:: $20.00 in my day Sketch:: police drawing Interrogate:: Salem Witch trials Credit:: good Scotch:: Whiskey Confused:: Dementia Paris::boring
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posted by Maeve at 7:03 AM Sunday, December 14, 2003
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posted by Maeve at 9:35 AM Saturday, December 13, 2003
Had a great time at the "Barn Party" last night. The host had a full bar with a gallon bottle of Jack Daniels. I was in heaven. My deviled eggs were a big hit as usual. The house was AWESOME!!! I'm not a fan of those huge multi million dollar homes, but this one was great. My house could of fit in their back yard. It is always interesting to see how the other half lives. I loved the back yard, they had a fire place by the pool. The whole house was really nice. The gift we brought was "stolen" twice. I got a lovely silver plate with two horse head on it, it will be perfect to use for ritual. I really wanted the silver horse head candle snuffer, but it got stolen twice and could not be taken again. We came home and pudd'n was still up, he was fighting falling asleep. Little stinker. I put him to bed and then fucked steve's brains out.
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posted by Maeve at 3:48 PM Thursday, December 11, 2003
Oh yeah, while shopping at the grocery store to get the stuff to make my goodies tonight. Pudd'n is grabbing pretzels, 2 kinds of cookies, cup cakes and fish sticks. I look in the cart at all the junk food and say "geez pudd'n, did you smoke a big fatty before we came here and didn't share with mommy?". Just as this is leaving my mouth I look up and some old man is passing by. OOOOoops! Did I say that out loud?
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posted by Maeve at 8:52 PM
I now have 2 dozen crab meat eggs. My wonderful husband ran up to the store and replaced the ones that got dumped on the floor. For a brief moment, I seriously thought of just washing them off and makeing them up any way. My burbon balls are made too. I can't wait until they harden up. Right now they look like hard poops with corn in them (it's really pecans). PECAN PIE!!!!
Now I can relax and watch what is left of my hockey game. Mabye I'll even watch CSI instead of putting pudd'n down to sleep. Best part is, I have some burbon left for my flask to take with me tomorrow. Well that is if I don't drink it all tonight.
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posted by Maeve at 7:39 PM
So here I am, merrily cracking and peeling my TWO dozen eggs to make some crab meat deviled eggs for tomorrow nights party. Pudd'n comes into the kitchen and is reaching for something he wants.......of course what he wants is next to my bowl of just peeled eggs...........you guessed it. 13 eggs and the bowl are now on the kitchen floor. Thank Goddess I have a fresh bottle of whiskey.
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posted by Maeve at 5:34 PM
Alright, my blogg should be fixed by now. I am STILL trying to unwind from a trying day with some SEVERLY autistic kids. I've been hit, bit, kicked at and data books thrown at my head. When I picked up Pudd'n today, I took his sweet face in my hands and kissed it. I thanked the Goddess that he was not like that at all. Scary thing is............I have to work the same class room tomorrow! FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!
My mother was involved in a traffic acciedent last night, she won't be home until tonight from the hospital. I'll get all the details on what the hell happened. Let's hope I'm sober. I'm SO ready for some whiskey right now. I have to make some Burbon balls for a party tomorrow night and I'm seriously wondering if I'll have the 1/4 cup I'll need for the reciepe! Well time to get pudd'n dressed and to the grocery store. I need that Whiskey. Oh yeah, need to make dinner too..............
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posted by Maeve at 2:13 PM Wednesday, December 10, 2003
I had a great ride on Kirby today. Jack ran around like the idiot dog he is...........through mud puddles. No worries, he was going to the groomers. Took both dogs AND the cat for a bath. They all look and smell much better. I washed the dog beds too. Now Venus can get all snuggly with them at night and the only thing she has to worry about is Jack's nasy gas (IN COMING!!!). I was all set to give Venus a call and say "ok, I'll get out of my jammies and go kareoke" when my wonderful husband walked through the door with more beer. Sit at home in my flannels, drink beer and watch hockey or get dressed, go out and tourcher people with my horrible singing. Some how sitting in flannels, drinking beer and watching hockey always rules!
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posted by Maeve at 6:40 PM Tuesday, December 09, 2003
Pudd'n was a great elf! He was really pissed at having to wear a hat and sit still. He was shooting daggers with his eyes most of the time on stage. We just sat and giggled, he looked so damn cute! When it was his turn to help load the "sleigh", he complied with out a problem. Santa was there and we got some great photos. Afterwards we had cookies & juice. Steve was able to make it for the show and we all went out for lunch afterwards. Pudd'n was happy to have a half day of school. Tomorrow the dogs & cat go in for some serious grooming. Man do they need it. Now they won't stink poor Venus out of the house when she house sits for me. Well, if she feeds Jack any table scraps his gas will be enough to run her out of the house!
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posted by Maeve at 1:31 PM
Today pudd'n will be an elf in the school Christmas play. Hopefully he will keep his hat on. The full moon was so beautiful last night, big & bright. It was great getting together with my HOmies. Recapping Vegas for Athena was great. Goddess I hope we all get to go again soon! Got my wand out of hock and got to use it last night. It is soooooooo pretty. Now I just need to get that cauldron! I'm hoping Santa will head down to G.G and see what I want off of my "registry". Ugh, better finished getting my self presentable for the general public viewing. I don't think pudd'n wants mommy showing up in sweats, slippers and hair in big ponytail on top of head..........
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posted by Maeve at 6:38 AM Sunday, December 07, 2003
Blizzard:: Dairy Queen treat
J:: Mary Jane Control:: Song by Puddle of Mudd (I love the way you look at me, I love the way you smack my ass, I love the dirty things you do, I have control of you.........) Blood:: Aunt Flo Mysterious:: Johnny Depp Annoying:: back stabbing, false people with small closed minds. Throat:: Deep Condom:: Need to get more for Lili Search:: And destroy Heartfelt:: Pudd'n
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posted by Maeve at 10:05 PM
*HEAVY SIGH*
This time last week I was taking a mental note of all I wanted to pack for my trip to Vegas........
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posted by Maeve at 9:58 PM
You know you have bad garlic breath when your non verbal autistic son puts his hand over your mouth and boots you out of his bed room. So much for snuggling. I knew I shouldn't of eaten that garlic bread from work. DAMN!
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posted by Maeve at 8:10 PM Saturday, December 06, 2003
Got the photos back from Samhain, Drag Show and 1/2 of the Vegas trip. They all turned out great! Took pudd'n to the burger king play land for an hour or so. He found a little friend that liked to play "monster". This little boy would growl and "chase" pudd'n. Well that is what pudd'n lives for, to be chased. So for a good hour the two ran around. It was so cool. We then dragged pudd'n around to do errands before going to his cousin's 2 year old birthday party. Lucky for us, it was at a park. Pudd'n had a great time. Work sucked, it's the holidays people! Get out there and spend money and oh yeah. Learn what at least %15 of your bill is! Another tip, when you use the "entertainment" card, you are suppose to leave a tip for the ORIGINAL AMOUNT. Not the discounted one!!!!!! Found a darling outfit for my 7 mth old niece. It is a leopard printed shirt that is trimmed in purple lace. It has a matching purple sweater with leopard fur trimmed sweater. Aunt Maeve is going to have SOOOOOOOOOOOOO much fun dressing her niece like a little hoochy mama! I'm going to show that kid ALL about make up, shoes, jewerly and perfume! Ah yes, sweet revenge on my little sister for being a pain in the ass when we were kids........
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posted by Maeve at 10:06 PM Friday, December 05, 2003
So much for napping.
Today I have gotten done some Yule shopping, pet food shopping, decorated the front of the house for the holiday, wrapped & packed a gift for a friend in Texas (I'll ship out tonight), fed the birds, started laundry, watered the back lawn,lit a candle & said a prayer for a friend and now I think I will go to Cost Plus for a little more Yule shopping. No wonder I'm damn tired. Calgon, take me away!
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posted by Maeve at 11:42 AM
Well I got a nice dent in my Yule shopping and I also made it to PetsMart for pet supplies. There might be a good chance that I can make Becky's Barn party next weekend. It was changed from Sat. to Fri. I may be able to get my shift covered. Cross your fingers. This will be the first time in 12 years that I'm missing the Cox holiday party. Last year's party was a real dud. OOOOOo the tupperware from my drag show party just arrived!
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posted by Maeve at 9:55 AM Thursday, December 04, 2003
Flash back................
We are getting our selves all slutted up for our last night out. Venus was the last to take a nice bath to refresh herself.. Well Lili is a good girl and washes her hands after visiting the loo. She grabs the soap from the bath tub and proceeds to snif it to see what Venus had washed last with that bar of soap. I thought I was going to pee my pants. Or another giggle fit: Lili: "Well phuck my pussay!" Venus: "um, no thanks, someone has already been there tonight" That comment sent me into hysteria of laughter. Mind you it's 2:30 am, so everything is really funny.
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posted by Maeve at 11:17 PM
More fond memories of Vegas............
When the plane landed at our final destination. Venus collects up all the mags I brought and tried to give them back to me. Well, I'm carrying her Oreos, 2 liters of cran juice and a fifth of Vodka (plus a whole other shit load of stuff). My bag is a little heavy, can you carry the mags Venus? The little BRAT has the nerve to say No. I give her my best "don't fuck with mom face" and the little shit continues to defy me. She's feeling rather sassy and tosses the mags on to my seat (I'm standing in the isle waiting to de board). By now every eye in that cabin is upon us............Lili is cracking up and egging her on. So I open my little black bag of goodies and pull out her Oreos. I hold them in my hand and tell her "pick up the mags or else!". Horror passes over Venus' lovely face. "You wouldn't!" she cries as I threaten to crush the Oreos in my hand. "I thinks she is serious" Lili pipes in. Now I know for a fact that every eye is upon us, we haven't been quiet at all during the 1 hour flight. I crush one Oreo.......Venus picks up the mags and pouts. Don't fuck with Maeve. ;)
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posted by Maeve at 8:22 PM
Vegas Dreaming...........
Back to reality, it sucks! Vegas was a complete blast if you haven't figured out by my first blog I wrote last night. I've been reliving some of the moments through out my day today. It was great dressing up and checking out all the freaks that go to Vegas. I only saw 3 brides this time. By the 3rd day my feet were killing me and very grateful to be in tennis shoes ( I was wearing 3 inch boots.......I'm 5'10 in bare feet). Got some more Yule gifts picked up today. I got my sister some angel cards and some lavender essential oil to go with the burner I got for my friend in Texas. I got a cool oil burner at the Pyschic Eye in Vegas. That store had EVERYTHING! Found a beautiful purple ritual robe, but it was on lay away for someone else. I really liked the Rum Jungle, the funky lighting, waterfalls....... The Red Square was neat too. Wish I could of afforded to eat there. Venus had a white & red chocolate confection in her drink when we were there. Lili had some sort of hard candy stir type thing in hers. I had a Key Lime martini. It was very yummy, but at $10.00 a crack. I wasn't drinking more than one. For the most part I'd just order cranberry juice and spike it with my flask. One time when we ordered drinks, Lili took a sip of hers and said "damn, don't taste anything.......oh wait.......Maeve didn't make this one". I did have few Jack & cokes while playing the slots. Can't go too long with out my whiskey! Had an awesome Margarita at one place when we were at Cesar's palace. I would of loved to had made it to the Voodoo lounge cafe, but Lili wasn't following the dress code at the time (no jeans & flip flop sandals). The Voodoo lounge it's self was nice, awesome view from 51 floors up. When the "lounge lizard" started to make his rounds in the crowd, we sucked up our drinks and bee lined it out. The band was nice, but not playing to our age group. Well ok, they were not playing to Lili & Venus age group. I was pretty happy with it. What did suck big time was the cigarette smoke. We are pretty spoiled out here with the "no smoking" policy in all of the buildings. Well I guess I should put some attempt into dinner........
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posted by Maeve at 3:07 PM Wednesday, December 03, 2003
DETROIT -- Pavel Datsyuk scored two goals and picked up two assists as the Detroit Red Wings spoiled the return of Sergei Fedorov with a 7-2 victory over the Mighty Ducks of Anaheim Wednesday night.
Brett Hull, Mark Mowers, Kirk Maltby, Brendan Shanahan and Jason Williams also scored for the Red Wings as they extended their winning streak to four games. YYYYYYYEAH BABY! That is my Shanny! I was bummed to miss tonight's game. Hell I missed C.C. too, but it was AAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL worth it! I haven't been this relaxed in a long time.
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posted by Maeve at 10:34 PM
Scrooge:: McDuck
Ribbon:: Horse show Physical:: OBGYN Income:: Need more Dream:: Catcher Notebook:: Book of Shadows Disney:: Pooh Bear Combo:: Super star, no onion or pickle, with a diet coke & onion rings Booty:: Lili & Venus Skin:: flawless Ugh, I am still on Sin City time. Shouldn't I bet a a club some where people watching and laughing?
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posted by Maeve at 10:27 PM
"PHUCK MY PUSSSAAYYYY"
Where the hell do I begin? The trip was GREAT! I never laughed so much in my life! We acted like a gaggle of giggling 12 year olds the whole time. (PECAN PIE) The costume changes were so fun. Venus had some incredible CFM boots. The brotha man was all over Lili where ever we went. Lili met a nice southern brotha man and made him her sex slave for the time we were there. And YES I'm gonna wake your ass up for the juicy details! Shit, he called and woke us up! Venus had her own security guard and drummer hot for her juicy behind. The Rio is a great place to stay for a group of girls. (REDRUM), we had that place trashed with clothes, cosmetics, food & booze with in the first 5 minutes we were there. I was pissed to find that we did not get a coffee maker, but the room actually had a decent sized bath tub, so that made up for it. What was really a hoot was the fact that there was a window from the room into the bathroom shower! So if you were into vouyerism, you could peek in and see who ever is scrub a dub dubbing. (PECAN WAFFLE). We had some great martini's at the Red Square, but choked over the prices for food, so we ate at the House of Blues instead. The Rum Jungle was pretty cool, good dance music. Had a great time shopping at Ceasar's palace and went in to the 3 d ride "save Atlantis". It was pretty cool. For as excited that I was to be going, I am even happier to be home!! Pudd'n didn't seem to miss me so much. He had more fun playing chase with the dog than to notice that I was home! Little shit! lol. Steve was happy to see me, had a nice big boner just for me! AAAAAAAa it's good to be home!
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posted by Maeve at 9:56 PM Monday, December 01, 2003
VIVA LAS VEGAS! SIN CITY HERE WE CUM!!!!!!!!!
My bags are packed with several costume changes, I've got enough lipstick, perfume & costmetics to open up my own department store. And oh yeah, I have 3 flasks, plus what is left of the fifth of Vodka all ready to go. Steve & Pudd'ns food is ready, all they have to do is pull it out and reheat. Hell I even went as far as laying out pudd'ns clothes for the next few days. I think I need to pick up some whiskey to put in my coffee..........hmmmmmmmm Time to load 'em up and move 'em out! See you in a few days! |