Flash back................
We are getting our selves all slutted up for our last night out. Venus was the last to take a nice bath to refresh herself.. Well Lili is a good girl and washes her hands after visiting the loo. She grabs the soap from the bath tub and proceeds to snif it to see what Venus had washed last with that bar of soap. I thought I was going to pee my pants.
Or another giggle fit:
Lili: "Well phuck my pussay!"
Venus: "um, no thanks, someone has already been there tonight"
That comment sent me into hysteria of laughter. Mind you it's 2:30 am, so everything is really funny.