"PHUCK MY PUSSSAAYYYY"
Where the hell do I begin? The trip was GREAT! I never laughed so much in my life! We acted like a gaggle of giggling 12 year olds the whole time. (PECAN PIE) The costume changes were so fun. Venus had some incredible CFM boots. The brotha man was all over Lili where ever we went. Lili met a nice southern brotha man and made him her sex slave for the time we were there. And YES I'm gonna wake your ass up for the juicy details! Shit, he called and woke us up! Venus had her own security guard and drummer hot for her juicy behind. The Rio is a great place to stay for a group of girls. (REDRUM), we had that place trashed with clothes, cosmetics, food & booze with in the first 5 minutes we were there. I was pissed to find that we did not get a coffee maker, but the room actually had a decent sized bath tub, so that made up for it. What was really a hoot was the fact that there was a window from the room into the bathroom shower! So if you were into vouyerism, you could peek in and see who ever is scrub a dub dubbing. (PECAN WAFFLE). We had some great martini's at the Red Square, but choked over the prices for food, so we ate at the House of Blues instead. The Rum Jungle was pretty cool, good dance music. Had a great time shopping at Ceasar's palace and went in to the 3 d ride "save Atlantis". It was pretty cool. For as excited that I was to be going, I am even happier to be home!! Pudd'n didn't seem to miss me so much. He had more fun playing chase with the dog than to notice that I was home! Little shit! lol. Steve was happy to see me, had a nice big boner just for me!
AAAAAAAa it's good to be home!