SO I'M GOING TO BURN IN HELL................

I get to Evil Auntie's house and she informs me Uncle B. will be calling in about an hour. Good, I can get more drunk. Now I haven't talked to Uncle B since jr.high. My last memory of him before he checked out of reality was a nice one, but it's been over 20 years since I talked to him. 1. He's now deaf as a door nail and 2. He's a holy, 100% bible thumping, God fearing man. So when we end our conversation, he tells me "God bless you" I reply with "he has, I have a wonderful husband & child" (which is true). Uncle B starts going on how wonderful it is that some one else in the family knows the word of the Lord, blah, blah, blah. I play along with him "yes, with prayer all things are possible........etc....". Meanwhile Evil Auntie is ready to pee her pants........or she was just waiting for me to burst into flames. I"m not sure which. Little does poor Uncle B know that his niece is a practicing Witch.
Had a great time at Spaz's, pigged out on Primo's ribs. We'll be getting together for New Years. Should be fun. Definitely have to get more Vodka. More Primo's too..........
Hope you girls are doing well. I miss you guys and my pets at home.