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Friday, September 29, 2006

And the celebrations keep coming!
My step sister and mom share the same birthday this month. Coupled with mine, my step dad can coorce my mom in to going out for "all" of our birthdays. My mom hates going out, so this is a really big deal. Unfortunatly, it's not so good for Pudd'n, restaurants are just not his bag. Babs dragged her poor sick butt over to watch him for us so we could go out. My step sister Tracy brough her 10 mth old son. Watching him was just like watching Pudd'n at that same age. We had a riot with Max, he's so damn cute!
We ate ourselves in to a coma.
One more celebration, this is tomorrow and it's for Athena. Bitch is finally 40 today.

Thursday, September 28, 2006

And the birthday bus just keeps on rolling!!!
Today when I went in my class room, Linda had made up a "happy birthday" sign and all of the kids signed it. I will treasure it forever.........
When I came home, there was a box waiting for me. My beotch Lissie got me a beautiful box chain silver braclet. It's a nice heavy one and looks fabulous. She had gotten Spaz one for her 40th last month. Now all three of us have matching braclets. Cheaper and less painful than tattoos.
And last, but not least. My mom got me a 3 "witch" themed t-shirts.
I'm one lucky gal.

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Had a great day at the Pomona fair. We pigged out on our favorite foods and I got to roll around with some goats. Also got molested by an agressive Llama.
All my bitches & ho's were either calling or texting to wish me a happy birthday. Spaz is lucky she's in another state, Steve was none too happy being woken up early.
Now it's time for some Mexican food and to finish off my beer.
It's been a nice birthday.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!!!!!!
(Spaz & Lili, I will get you for waking my ass up).

Monday, September 25, 2006

*Thumps head against the wall*
I was a busy kitchen witch tonight. Making up goodies for a certin witche's birthday that follows mine. I also was tweaking my soaps to sell at the leaky cauldron. L.D. said she wanted lighter color soaps for some of them. Well they do start out light, but the heat from the melting soap and the herbs I use some times makes them a wee bit darker then I want. The soaps darken over time too. Any way, I tweaked the scent of my scorpio soap and added rose buds instead of marigolds and used a "wine" colored dye. The finished product is very pretty, but it's a deep burgandy. Had I used oatmeal instead of the rose buds, I would of been ok.
*Heavy sigh*
In two days I turn 40. I'm at peace with it now. I just use my Evil Auntie as a roll model. She'll be 52 this Dec.
In two days we'll be going to the pomona fair to gourge ourselves on fatty foods and I get to go play with some goats! I loooooooove me some goats! MMMMM we'll be getting some fresh ground corn too! Perfect weather for chili and home made corn bread.
Ah yes, life is good.

Sunday, September 24, 2006

This is my favorite photo from last weekend at the TACA picnic. Pudd'n had such a nice time.

Last night we ate our way into a food coma and skipped the movie. We were already tired after spending the day at the beach. We were so full, we didn't even have desert!
We just came home and vegged in front of the tube while I missed Pudd'n something fierce. The house is just too quiet with out him and I feel like I'm missing a vital organ.

Saturday, September 23, 2006

A blessed Mabon to you all today.
I'm off like a prom dress to the beach with my boys.
Then dinner & a movie.
What movie you ask barflies?
Why, Jack Ass 2!!
Come on, do you really think I'd watch something deep & meaningful?

Friday, September 22, 2006

Whiskey and butter cures everything...........

WHOOOT! WHOOT! I GOT ME SOME MORE BIRTHDAY LOOT!!!!

Today I got a check from the 'rents that will cover my very stylish and cool "witch" base ball cap and "wicked witch" t-shirt.
From my darling Spaz (eat me bitch) I got an equisite Belleek porcilan picture frame, moonstone earrings and Saunders Fudge sauce. She also included some crap poking fun at my age and other goodies too.
Yeah, I'm gonna fix her little red wagon in a few weeks.
MUH HAHAHAHAHAAAA
I'm feeling better today, thank God. I've got me some whiskey, Pudd'n is staying the night again at Grandmaland and I'm going to do some rituals in the yard.
Life is good.

Thursday, September 21, 2006

I want my mommy!
I'm sicker than a dog now. I've been fighting it, pretending that it was not coming down the pike. But here it is.
Steve's been sick with this for the past week.
Steve never gets sick. How the hell did he go to work with this? I just want to crawl in to bed and sleep!
My chest hurts so bad too.
Ugh.
I hate being sick.

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

I had to stop by Tarjaye and guess what they have out for Halloween?!?
GARGOYLES!!!!
I LOVE me some gargoyles!
They had several to choose from too. I got a nice one for $8.00.
I really wanted the $20.00 one, but knew I was going to catch shit for even buying one at all.

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Who can shed large amounts of hair faster than a speeding train?
Chew through couches in a single afternoon?
GOAT PUPPY!
He's not too thrilled with his Halloween costume.

Let the birthday celebrations begin!!
Next week I turn the big four oh and I'm already getting sweet gifts. Two of my customers gave me b'day cards and Babs stopped by today to give me a beautiful boquet of fall flowers. This weekend the hub and I will go out for a dinner, movie and porn when we get home. On the actual "big day", we'll be going on our annual pilgramage to the Pomona fair to eat till we burst and play with goats.
Tomorrow night is "autistic" night at Pump it *up. Pudd'n and I will be going alone this time because Steve is on call.
Life is good.

Having to go back to work sure is cutting in to my blog time! How wrong is that???

Monday, September 18, 2006

It was unseaonably warm today, so I pulled Pudd'n from school early and we hit the beach. I feel bad for Steve, he had to stand around in this heat with no shade today at work.
The picnic was great! Got loads of new information on various agencies to help with autism. Pudd'n had fun in the bounce house and on the rides. Grandpa met us there and took Pudd'n back to his place when we were done.
All in all, it was a great weekend.

Sunday, September 17, 2006

Bad Maeve!
Bad Maeve!
No drunk blogging!

Saturday, September 16, 2006

These imprints were taken when Pudd'n was less than 24 hours old.
The girl that took these made my child cry. She did not hurt him, but still.....
I was ready to beat her with in an inch of her life. How dare she make my child cry.
I look at those imprints and I look at Pudd'n today and I wonder at how small he was.
Ok, he wasn't that small.
He was 10 lbs at birth.

Whoot! Whoot!
Tomorrow WE are the norm!
Tomorrow we go to the picnic just for austictic kids!

whoooooooooT!
Thanks Babs!
I am three sheets to the wind!

My phone rang last night. It was my partner in crime Spaz.

Spaz: Hey! how are you doing?
Me: good!
Spaz: Do you hear that?
Me: (after a few moments of silence) No, what am I suppose to be hearing?
Spaz: That's the sound of the sands of time slipping through the hour glass.
You're getting OLD.

Just for the record, bitch turned 40 last month. So, she's really older than me.
She'd better not pass out next month when we share the hotel room. I just may have to do something evil to her and post it on the net.
MUH HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!

Thursday, September 14, 2006

My favorite freak of nature; Vman has a picture of a big black vibrator up at his place. It gave me a flash back to when I worked at Bob's Big Boy (Elias Bro's to my east coast peeps). My friend Adela was having a birthday (as we all do) and I wanted to get her something special. Another co worker Dawn was going to have a sex toy party, so I got the bright idea to get Adela a new toy. With her hub being a marine and out of the state for a while, she broke her other vibrator.
Well, the big day came and in the break room I presented Adela with her new best friend. A big black vibrator, it even had a "fore skin" on it too! I put the vibrator in a sandwich roll, put it on a plate and sang happy birthday to her. I thought she was going to pee her pants she was laughing so hard. All she could do was squeal "it's black! it's black!". The dish boy came in to see what was going on and Adela proceeded to chase the poor kid around the place with it.
Ahhhhh the memories of working at Bob's. All the shit we used to pull, the parties we had.............

Revenge is best served cold.......
Or better yet.......what was I thinking?
LOL!
I just asked Sandy over at Pea Patch to keep you barflies entertained while I'm gone next month. I'm sure she'll come up with some good "stories" to get back at me for when I posted at her place back in March. I'm sure she'll have some pictures to go with those stories too, that girl is wicked funny.

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

I shamelessly stole this from Libby.
Go check out what happens when you try to board a plane with a vibrator stuffed down your pants.
Yes, the vibrator is on.

http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=68619

This time next month, I'll be having my happy ass on a flight home to Mich. I can't wait.
Pudd'ns dental appointment at the hospital went well. Poor guy is still out of whack from the anethstetic. He only had one cavity and we won't need to do this kind of dental exam again until he's 14.
All of us ended up napping soon as we got home. Its been a long day and I'm not looking forward to going in to work tonight.

Monday, September 11, 2006

Dirty little secret.............
Barflies, I have a confession to make. It's not an easy one...........but I am hooked on the show "Flava of Love". Thank Goddess for me that my mom has the same twisted sense of humor that I do and she too watches the show. I don't get in to these reality shows except for this one.
It just amazes me what people will do.........

May the victims and thier families find peace.
May the terroists rot in hell.

Saturday, September 09, 2006

Dear Kotex, I recently noticed that the peel-off strip of my panty liner had a bunch of "Kotex Tips for Life" on it. Annoying advice such as:

*Staying active during your period can relieve cramps.

*Avoiding caffeine may help reduce cramps and headaches

*Drink 6-8 glasses of water a day to keep you hydrated and feeling fresh.

Try Kotex blah blah blah other products...Obviously the individual behind this was someone who has NEVER possessed a functioning set of ovaries.
Go ahead and tell a menstruating woman that drinking 6-8 glasses of water will help keep her feeling fresh. Like we need more fluid inside our bloated bodies from hell...but go ahead...I triple-dog-friggen- dare-ya.... See what happens and report back. I'll wait.

While you're at it, dump out the coffee at work and remove the chocolate from the vending machine.
I garan-damn-tee you that the first responders will be females who just ovulated.

Staying active will relieve headaches & cramps...well guess what, the only activities that interest me is eating...sleeping...bitching or crying for no apparent reason.....and oh...does ripping someone's head off count as a friggen' activity???? ?

Look, females don't need or want tips for living on their feminine hygiene products. Younger girls are already hearing "helpful" crap like that from elderly relatives. Veteran females have already concocted their own recipes for survival, many containing alcohol & barbiturates.
Printing out crap advice while sneaking in ads for the brand that was already purchased is just plain annoying, not to mention rude, and is enough to send a girl running to the Always brand.It's not a fun time, but DO NOT try to cheer us up by adding smiley faces or bunnies or flowery cutesy crap to your products or the packaging.
Put the crap in a plain brown wrapper so we can throw it in our carts discreetly and have it blend in among the wine and beer.There is nothing more annoying than having a blinding pink package announcing your uterine state to everyone in the store. Why don’t ya just add an in-store microphone to the damn package & announce that...helloooo, another female in the store is on the rag!!!!!So take your tips for living and your cute bunnies & the smiley faces and shove them right up your arse!
P.S How about adding a free sample of Pamprin & maybe a shot of Bourbon to your packages instead?

Finally a little peace of mind.......sort of.
We went to our first TACA parent support group. It was really nice. They were a wealth of information. I wish they were around when pudd'n was first diagnosed, it would of made life a hell of a lot easier.

Friday, September 08, 2006

Houston, we have a problem.
Yesterday I went up stairs to the teacher's lounge to get a soda. There was none in the vending machine and none behind the area where we order food. The gal that works the counter told me that we will no longer be selling sodas or coffee.
Exquease me?
Apparently some dumb ass legislature passed that schools can no longer sell those beverages or they will be fined.
How stupid is that? We don't sell sodas to the kids already and now you take it away from the teachers?
How many levels of wrong is that?

Thursday, September 07, 2006

Mas feidir leat e seo a leamh rachaimida lui

Loosly translated means: "if you can read this, I'll go home with you".
The teacher I work for Linda, got me this shirt on her holiday to Vegas. At the NY NY hotel, they have an Irish dinning establishment. Only she said the shirt said "if you can read this, I'll go to bed with you". Lucky for me, I can wear it to school, no one speaks Gaelic.
Spanish.......yeah.
Gaelic.......no.

I got the short bus back today. Eric did a wonderful job on it. I was so happy with the results, I was ready to give him a nice big blow job.
Ok, I'd give him one any way if I were single. The guy has the most incredible green eyes.

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

House keeeeeeeeeeeping...................
I'm getting really geeked about my up coming trip and the fact that Spaz is meeting me up there.
Back on our first girls only trip to Sin City we started saying "house keeping" to each other. We got it from the movie Tommy Boy. Well, one morning Spaz went down to get coffee and I jumped in the shower. As I'm getting out, I hear a knock on the door followed by a female voice saying "house keeping".
Well, Im thinking Spaz forgot her key and she needs in.
So I open the door.
Buck nekkid.
It's not Spaz, but the actual maid service.

Me: oh, uh, hi. Sorry, thought you were some one else. We don't need maid service as of yet. Thanks.

That poor girl. She sure got an eye full that day.

What a day!
It was great to see "my" kids. I'm amazed at how "grown up" they look now that they are Jrs.
Steve made me a first day of school present. It's a name plaquard that says:
"Mrs. T. Source".
My good Catholic husband loves to watch "Charmed", I can't stand it.
Any way, "The Source" is short for "The Source of all Evil"on the show. So Mr. Smarty Pants makes me up a little name plaquard with that on it.
Fucker.

Sunday, September 03, 2006

So how is every one's weekend going so far? Ours has been great. Spending lots of time on the beach.
I also got to rub a pregnant belly! The gal that cuts Pudd'ns hair is due to give birth in 6 weeks. Her belly looks so cute! I even felt the baby move. Ray had even offered to cut Pudd'ns hair while she was on maternity leave, how sweet is that? And what is even nicer about it is that I'll be having me a new baby to snuff and love on while she cuts his hair! Whoot! I just loooooooove me some babies!
My house is finally in order. I even thinned through my stuff and got a box ready for next months garage sale. My mom had a garage sale this weekend and managed to sell 11 bars of my soap for me. Athena suddgested that I start selling my bath salts too. I need to get my web page settings from my Evil Auntie so I can start tweaking my site. I hate bugging her all the time to do it.