People never cease to amaze me...........I'm surprised that I've waited tables this long (25 yrs). It is easy money and the BS with people is minimal luckily. But I've had two tables in the past two weeks that have earned the title of self centered idiots.
Case in point #1.
I'm half way to the table ready to sing another damn birthday song when one of the members of the table gets up and tells me to wait. There is a member of the group in the bathroom that didn't want to miss this. Ok, then why the fuck didn't they go to the bathroom as soon as I took their order? Don't wait 10 min and then go because guess what? The ice cream comes up and what happens to ice cream when you tell me to wait?
It fucking melts.
Don't go bitching to my manager that your ice cream is all melted. You order a HOT FUDGE sundae! What part of HOT FUDGE don't you get that is going TO MELT ICE CREAM?!
And you told me to wait! Really? WTF do you expect????
Case in point #2.
Last night's table qualified as white trash in my opinion. Even though they were dressed in designer garb and hair coiffed nicely; the children were out of control. The mother starts bitching at me because precious' chicken tender was cold & hard. No? Really? Well maybe if your little princess actually sat the fuck down and ate her meal instead of goofing off do you think we'd have that problem? No, I didn't think so. I mean come on people, really?
And while we are at it please get your other child out from under the table and put some damn shoes on him. Speaking of the table. Thanks for the shit hole you left it in. I've had parties of 20 leave less of a mess than your party of five.