As I'm sitting down and relaxing after doing dinner & dishes I hear some kids laughing and I see a body running by my patio window. WTF?!?! Apparently three jr. thugs thought it would be funny to jump my back fence, run through my yard and out through the front gate. What Jr. thugs didn't know was that the front gate was locked on the out side. They were trapped and now in my clutches. Of course none of their parents were home to come get them and one didn't speak English. Yeah right. And I was a virgin on my wedding day. I told them that they'd better cough up with a phone number of an adult that could get them or I was calling the police to have them taken to jail. One jr. thug started to cry. I finally got some adults to come and get the little fuckers. The one that was crying, boy was his mom pissed he did something so stupid. The other two tried to play it off, being the tough jr. thugs and all. A few of their friends showed up to start laughing at them for being stupid & getting caught. One friend of jr. thugs even said I should have shot them. I told him I didn't want to waste good ammo. Too expensive. Damn, I should have called the cops. We've got some good looking ones that patroll the 'hood here. I could have gotten me some eye candy all up close and personal.