No, really. Just shot me now.............I turned in my app for the new place down the street. Didn't have to interview because Cathy is my friend and she's on the first part of the hiring team. She came over last night to tell me what is going to happen at the audition.
I have to fucking audition for a waitressing job.
And what do I get to do?
Why the hokey pokey!
I shit you not. I have to do the hokey pokey and some other crap.
I see a lot of red bull & vodka in my future if I get this job.