Just call me "The Source"......the source of all Evil......Some how today we got on the subjects of cats in my classroom. I told my kids that I had a cat and he was a big brat.
Mark: You have a cat Ms. Maeve?
Me: yep, he's a brat! Sleeps all day and is up all night.
Mark: Is your cat black??
At this point I smile, lean forward on my desk and ask:
"And why would you automatically assume I have a black cat?"
Mark:Because you are evil.