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Friday, July 31, 2009

Liar, Liar, pants on fire...........

Don't you just hate people that lie because they are insecure and want to make them selves feel better by smearing some one's reputation? Nine times out of ten the lying piece of shit is not so lily white them selves. Or how they claim they've found Jesus and are "Good Christians" and yet they go about acting like their shit don't stink and look down their noses at people? They are usually the biggest commandment breakers. But it is ok you know? They are saved.
Just a reminder: Thou shall not bear false witness.
The crap you are putting out WILL come back to haunt you and WILL make your life 3x worse. You will be exposed for the lying piece of shit that you are. And if some how this post falls in to your hands; I know exactly who put it there. My little note to that person is drop the martyr act. It is getting old and I know exactly what the fuck you've been doing lately.

Had a blast

I had a great evening with Bables the other night. She had not checked in by the time I got there, so I happily planted my ass in the bar with a drink and read a book.
When she did arrive it was like we have not been separated for 2 yrs. We got caught up on mutual friends over drinks and then headed up to our room. This hotel was really swanky! I would not mind staying there again! Our room had a jacuzzi tub that I wanted to take advantage of. But after spending several hours in a pool with Pudd'n, showering him, washing the dog and then myself; I had enough of water for the day. The package deal she got with the room included a $75 gift certificate to the hotel's restaurant. The food was good and Babs had fun harassing the waiter. A lot.
At least she tipped him really well for having to put up with us. My in laws came down for drinks to visit with us too. It was a really nice and relaxing evening with a great friend.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

UGH!

If you call me upset about something and asking my advice and when I give you that advice; don't get up set when I tell you something you don't want to hear.
And don't keep asking me "what should I do?" when I've already told you what the fuck to do. My answer is not going to change.

Monday, July 27, 2009

She's baaaaaaacck...............

I have not seen my friend Bable in 2 years since she moved to BFE. Today she flies in and I'll be haning with her at a swanky hotel for the night. I first met her back in the early 90's when we both worked for the local cable co. She was falling asleep in dispatch as I walked in the door (she was working grave yard). I laughed at her and we've been friends ever since.
I wonder what other kinds of goofy pictures we will come up with this time around?

Weekend recap

To show how tall my giant sunflower is; Cathy & I are standing in front of it. I'm 5'10 and Cathy is 6'1. I had a blast on Sat with the girls. Drank waaaay too much again though. Ugh. When I was cooking the ribs on the grill I ran out of gas! I could have sworn Steve just filled the damn thing. It worked out ok, while the boys went to get the gas us girls did a few witchy things.
Steve had taken Pudd'n & his aid to the zoo for the day. They had a great time and had no behavior problems what so ever. They got home in time to eat with us. Yesterday it was a lay around the house type of day. Steve was exhausted from his trip to the zoo and how late we stayed up with Lili & C. I of course was a wee bit hung over and kicking myself for drinking that much again.
This Wed. my friend Bables will be in town. Can't wait to see her!

Friday, July 24, 2009

WTF??

All week I have woken up to a bright blue sky and it is sunny out. The day I plan on taking Pudd'n to the beach? It is over cast.
Fuck.
We are still going. Cathy is coming with us and my back is feeling pretty good today; so all should be fine.
I have a massage today @ 2pm. Lets hope this one is less painful than the one I got last week.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

When I got laid off last fall I had to do a lot of changing how I spent my money. I used to get the dept. store moisturizer and I have now found a brand that I can buy at Wally world or Tarjay. No more pedicures & acrylic nails.
Stuff like that.
I bought this and was kind of skeptical.
I am now pleasantly surprised. It goes on real nice and looks fabulous! The real test will be after working a shift as a waitress. Now if I just had the job to try it out!
I've found lots of products on the cheap that work just as good, if not better than the expensive stuff.

Freedom!

No more summer school for Pudd'n!
Yeaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Now I get a break from packing lunches for the next month. Whoohoo!
I'm waiting for my pain meds to kick in. I need to get back on the elliptical. So far I can handle maybe 20 mins on it.
All I want to do though is crawl back in to bed and sleep all day.
I might go put out a few applications today. I've got to get something. Next month I get my last paycheck from the district and that is going to be a small one because it is just vacation pay. I won't see a paycheck again until Oct and that check will only be for 2 weeks of work.
Yeah, I'm stressing a wee bit.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

I don't know why I find this so funny, but I do.

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Are we having fun yet?

Guess who gets to go to therapy for her back?
Me!
Yippy Skippy.
It will be nice to get rid of this damn pain. I have a massage again this week. Let's hope it is no where near as painful as last week's.
The girls are coming over this Sat for my famous BBQ ribs and next week my favorite flower Bables will be in town for 24 hrs.
Bables & I have lots of catching up to do. Lots to tell her what on what is going on with our mutal friends.
And that is the excitement of my world folks.
Aren't you glad you stopped in?

Sunday, July 19, 2009

The drama llama has left the building.........

So we go down to the beach.
As you can see, we are juuuust past the green fence, but still with in eye sight of the life guard. I have a child with special needs, you bet your sweet ass I'm sitting right up under the life guard.
I'm down on the shore playing with Pudd'n and GP is hanging with daddy as you can see from the photo. GP is on leash.
Remember crabby old man that first harassed me? Well he is "picking up trash" and eye balling Steve. He actually checked out what side of the fence we were on before he came up to Steve telling him GP's vest had to be on him at all times or we had to leave the beach.
Steve informed him that no, once we validate that GP is a service dog, the vest does not have to be visible. Crabby old man then gets all huffy and said that "penial code says it has to be on the dog".
Steve then informed COM that he'd better go to ADA.gov, scroll down, make clicky on a link and enlighten himself on WHAT is required of service dogs. Otherwise COM better show up with some written proof about that penial code because we are getting ready to sue Shitcliffs with harassment.
After about an hour and a half COM walks up to us again. He has his hand out and says "I owe you folks an apology".
WHAT. THE. FUCK????
Thank all that is holy that I was sitting down because I would have fainted.
COM went and checked what Steve told him to, got him self enlightend and ate some crow.
We told COM that now that the tide took the rocks away from where we were currently sitting, that that would be the spot we'd go to (in stead of sitting on their precious sand). We chatted a bit and it turned out that since Aunt Selma's moble home unit was a member of the neighboring shitcliffs, her guests can get a wrist band to go in shitcliff's club house. This means I'll have a bathroom!
We will no longer be harassed at Shitcliffs as long as GP is on a leash.
The rest of our summer will be perfect now.

Friday, July 17, 2009

AAAAAAAAAAAnd the fucktards at shitcliffs don't dissapoint.

I had a 2pm appointment with the chiropractor today so I got Pudd'n to the beach extra early for some fun. I made sure GP had his "beach" collar & leash on and we hung out around the surf. We were there only about 2 hrs and as I was getting every thing packed up a cocky teenage boy comes up.
CT: Excuse me, do you have your membership?
Me: no, I'm not on your property, I'm on county property.
CT: Well dogs.........
Me: Service dog.
CT: Where is........
Me: Here is his vest, tag and in my bag is his card.
He tried to tell me that I should have been sitting more along the surf line because that is where "high tide" ended.
Now I'm getting pissed. I looked at that smart ass and told him in my best "don't piss off a mother" voice: "High tide ends at different spots every single day. I've seen it hit up as high as the life guard tower on your property. I know my rights leave me alone".
Fucktard. Who the hell does he think he's messing with? I know my rights.

Pain, Pain go THE FUCK AWAY!!

I had a massage yesterday hoping that it would help speed along the healing process. After a month of having muscles knotted up; it was less painful to give birth than it was to have that massage. I'm still all jacked up and have to go in for an adjustment today. The massuse wants to get an up date from the chiropractor on exactly what he wants him to work on. I'm still having problems moving my right leg in certain directions. The pain limits my movements.
We went to the OC Faire on wed as we have been for the past ten years. Even though Pudd'n knows he is going to have fun and enjoys the rids; he still didnt want to go. The first half of our visit was stressful, the Pudd'n got the bug out of his ass and had a good time. I wish they had some of the adult rides open for the time slot that we are there for free. Pudd'ns choices are now getting slim because he is getting so tall now.
We saw the new HP movie yesterday and really enjoyed it. Afterwards I got the best "white pizza" evah and a yummy bottle of pino grio and enjoyed the evening with my boys.
Well I'm off to flip the snobs @ shitcliffs the bird today. Lets see what fun they have in store for us!

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Temptation

If Ball Pythons were vegetarians I'd happily own one. But for now I'll just play with my friend's.

Monday, July 13, 2009

If you bring the dog........they will come.

Yesterday was gorgeous out and we went to the beach. The water was perfect too. As I was sitting with GP under the shade of an umbrella, a couple walked by with their two dogs. The man jokingly said to me "hey! no dogs allowed on the beach". We laughed and they went on their merry way.
About an hour & a half in to our nice day animal control showed up! Looks like the snobs at shitcliffs finally made good on their threats.
What ever.
I showed the nice man GP's vest, card, dog tags and when he tried to say shitcliffs had a private beach I educated him on that too. He ended up writing up a warning about GP not being on leash. Yes, the dog can come to the beach since he is a service dog, but he can't be off leash. So I guess I'll go buy a collar & leash just for the beach. Mr. Animal control said a ticket would be $271 if he saw GP off leash again. We apologised for that. We honestly never took in to consideration that GP had to be on leash at the beach. He is every where else.
After writing us our warning Mr. animal control went down the beach to the couple that we had seen earlier. The lady that was laying near us asked what happened. She was pretty disgusted that we have been getting harassed by the people at shitcliffs & what not. She said she's been watching Pudd'n & GP play on the beach for several years now.
So now I will just make sure that GP stays on leash and I shall thumb my nose at the people of shitcliffs.

Thursday, July 09, 2009

The day that time stood still

I have not seen these two friends in 15 years. The middle gal Mia moved to TN and we sporadically kept in contact. Then she came out with her kids on vacation and thanks to Facebook she found me.
It was like we were never apart. My face & stomach hurt from laughing so much. The good times we shared while we were in our 20's!
This was definitely an enchanted evening.

Wednesday, July 08, 2009

Three amigos

This is definitly the summer of getting so see old friends. Me, Spaz and Jo have not seen each other in at least 28 yrs. It was so great to see her and meet her darling daughters and sweet husband. Today I will go see another friend that I have not seen in 15 yrs. Mia is in from TN. Later this month my grazing & partner in crime Flower will be in for 24hrs. Now if I can get to see my beotch Lissie my summer will be complete!

GP& my lovely niece Nicole during the bbq. The bbq was a big success. In stead of me driving all over MI visiting every one. Everyone came to see me. It was a blast. We had kids of every age running all over, lots of good food and the best group of people you could hang with. We ended up cooking the burgers & dogs on the broiler since the bbq started on fire because we didn't clean the grease pan. My BIL is a fireman and he put it out for us and burned a hole in the thumb of the hot pads. Poor man, he really didn't know what he got him self in to by marrying my sister! LOL!

After dinner I sat at the kitchen table and gave out tarot card readings.

It was a perfect day all around.

Tuesday, July 07, 2009

Vacation recap

A few more snaps from my trip. The top one is my BIL, he's a fireman and getting ready to put out the grease fire from the bbq...........OOPs!

The one of GP & Spaz was taken on the 4th. We had a blast.

All right then. Here is the recap of my trip.

I flew out on a red eye and arrived in PA Sunday am. The plane was crowded and I could not fall asleep for the life of me. So I'm tired, cranky, my back is killing me and all I want is a stiff drink to take the edge off. Spaz & I met up in the airport and we loaded up the car to head back to her brother's so I could change and get ready for our trip. It is then that I find out in PA you have to buy your liquor from a state run store and none are open on Sunday.

WTF?!?!

This does not help my mood. You could not even get beer or wine at 7 eleven.

FUCK.

What you can do is go to a bar, drink there and you can buy a 6 pack of beer to go. Ok, what ever. Just get me something to take the edge off.

The drive through PA was stunning. I absolutely loved it. We get to our hotel and it took a bit to find a bar that was open and had decent food. We found a place and began to stuff ourselves silly. We ordered a six pack to go, sadly it had to be a sixer of some crappy ass beer. Ugh, this shit was nasty. But we were desperate. A target store was near by so we bought snacks to settle down for the evening and watch some True Blood.

We left early in the am and after leaving a rest stop in Ohio we managed to run over a wood chuck.

Lovely.

The little fucker was in the middle of our lane and we sure as hell was not going to swerve to miss him. For some strange reason we just were not in the mood to roll our car and get injured over an animal that is in the middle of the freeway.

We made it to MI in good time. Needless to say we hit up a grocery store and got me some whiskey and food for the week.

To be continued.........

Monday, July 06, 2009

Photo highlights.

Me & the man that corrupted my sweet & innocent youth by introducing me to whiskey.

Sam wishing he could partake in the junk food fest we got to watch True Blood in our hotel room in PA.

The beautiful drive through PA.

I'll post a few pictures every day this week from my holiday last week. I had a BLAST even with the jacked up back.