Let the games begin!Had a fabulous time at the beach even though I was barely there five minutes when I got harassed by an old man about GP.
Old fart: Excuse me, can I see your member ship card?
Me: I don't need one, I'm not inside your fence. I'm out on county property.
OF: (in a snotty tone) well your dog is supposed to be wearing his vest at all times!
Me: I'm not ruining a $100 service vest. His vest is right here (attached to umbrella) and his service card is in the pocket of my beach chair. That is all you need to know.
OF: Well you are going to get a $300 fine!
Me: Bring it.
Needless to say neither animal control or cops showed up and I had a lovely 2 1/2 hrs of fun on the beach with my kid.
Shit, the last time animal control was patrolling the beach she just looked at the vest and told me to have fun.
The water was nice and the waves not too big. I was able to get GP on the boogie board several time and I have the scratches & bruises to prove it.
Now I feel like I've been hit by a truck (I don't think the 40 min of yoga & 20 min on the elliptical helped either).
I'm cheating on my no no list. I'm getting a bottle of wine. I deserve it damn it!~