My deepest sympathy.........It seems that Ralph's wife has found Satan's Little Helper's sibling .
His wife found a kitten in the road and being the kind hearted woman she is resuced it. Like SLH it is an orange kitten with an eye problem.
Yeah, they are SO fucked.
Ralph, the kitten is going to cost you in vet bills but will be worth it and the insanity it brings to your house.
They really ARE good cats.
They are just a little psychotic.