5 minutes until..........
5 minutes until my neighbor's yearly lesson in learning how to swear in English tutorial begins.So I shall leave you with a few more gems that made me spit my diet coke every where.
(226): forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions
been there done that. Way more than I care to admit.
(775): before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.