You are not fooling any one.How sick was I yesterday?
When my paraffin pimp called me last night and I answered the phone; she thought she was talking to steve and asked for me.
Yeah, I sounded that great.
I am doing better. I still don't want to stray too far from a bathroom and won't go any where with out a full box of kleenex.
When I got in to school today what should I find as I walk in my room?
One of my darling students plastered anti Redwings slogans and pictures of an opposing team all over the my corner of the room.
I knew exactly which little darling did it and instantly shot him the hairy eye ball.
Craig turned ten different shades of red and tried to deny it was him.
I was born at night, but not last night honey.
I'll get him........