Class finished early, so Linda thought it would be good for the kids to play Taboo. It is a fun game, makes you think out side the box.......yadda, yadda. Last time we played this game Brad got a hold of the damn buzzer and would not lay off that damn thing. That buzzer grates on my nerves and aunt flo is due to make an appearance. Not a good combination. As a stocking stuffer, Linda got one of those old dingy type bells you ring when you want a proprietor to come to the front of the store. This one was encrusted in rhinestones. Brad's partner in crime Craig grabs this bell. They both go off on these devices knowing full and well it is going to drive me bat shit crazy. I evilly smile at the two teenage boys and slowly get up from my desk. Now if you know anything about me you run when I give you the hairy eye ball or smile evilly at you. Either way you are fucked 10 ways to Sunday. Craig is so hell bent on making this damn bell ding he does not see me liberally douse my index finger with saliva. I then insert dripping wet finger in to his ear and twist. He jumped 10ft out of his desk. The ringing and buzzing stopped immediately.