I love my jobLinda: Maeve, do you have a church key?
Me: Yeah, it is in the short bus, I'll run and get it.
Linda: I knew I could count on you.
Linda had a bottle of sparkling cider she wanted to sip on. So I ran out to the short bus to get my bottle opener. I've always carried once since the time that Athena & I didn't have one at Aunt Selma's.
As I came in Craig (a student) said: I'll take the bottle, just give it to me.
I shoot Craig the hairy eye ball and tell him "come take it from me".
Craig did not want to lose face in front of the class, so he nervously crept up to the front of the class where I was at.
Linda grabbed the bottle just before I was ready to administer a wicked pinch & twist to Craig's waist.
He looked relieved to dodge the bullet.