Smart Ass.......
Last Friday was my Evil Auntie's birthday. I called her up to wish her a good one and to express my excitement at coming home in a few months to see her & the rest of the "Aadams Family"."We are excited to see you too. We've given Osgood a head's up that you will be in town so he can start the restraining order process".
(Osgood lives a few blocks away from her)
Smart Ass............