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Do you remember your first favorite song? If so, what was it?
"Me & Mrs. Jones" Little did I know it was about an affair.
What do you refuse to eat?
Brussel sprouts & sushi. Sushi is nasty, that is just eating bait.
Have you ever injected any kind of drug before?
Oh hell NO. I'd rather spend my money on whiskey.
Do amusement park rides make you sick?
Not at all. I have a cast iron stomach.
Who is your favorite Star Wars character?
Yoda, he looked like my great grandma.
What kind of cheese do you put on your sandwiches?
None. I won't eat cheese unless it is melted on something.
What was the first thing you ever learned how to cook?
Did you ever collect beanie babies?
No. I'd rather spend my money on whiskey or candles.
When was the last time you got a haircut?
Have you ever been to a bachelor/bachelorette party?
Oh hell yeah! *hehehehehehehehe*
Where are you most ticklish on your body?
I'm not ticklish what so ever.
Have you ever bailed anyone out of jail?
Yes and it was a waste of money.
What’s the last board game you played?
Gawd I can't remember. That is all we did during snow days in Michigan.
Do you still own any VHS tapes?
I don't, but Pudd'n does.
Do you shop at JC Penney’s ever?
Not in a long time.
If there was a real Jurassic Park, would you visit it?
Oh HELL no!
Do you ever read the newspaper?
No, full of depressing shit.
Do you eat your mac & cheese with a fork or a spoon?
Is there any medicine/pill you take every day?
How many 20 dollar bills do you have on you right now?
Fuck if I know.
Would you do meth if it was legalized?
NO. Whiskey is my choice of self medication.
Do you think Obama will be assassinated?
I don’t like the guy, but I certainly would not want that to happen. I would be happy if he would just wise up.
Have you ever made out with someone and then never saw them again?
Heh heh heh heh.....but of course.
Do you drink egg nog?
Only with a lot of rum.
What are you wearing?
Night shirt and nothing else.