stealing shit again..........Because as usual, I don't have shit.
I lifted this meme from Hammer. You will have to scroll down for his answers, he has some good ones.
Hopefully I can match them. So with out further adieu.
You finish the first part of the sentence in red with your own unique response.
1. My uncle once caught me shaking up his can of Bud.
2. Never in my life have I thought the Goddess/Lord would intrust ME with a special needs child.
3. When I was five my loonie auntie lived with us.
4. High school was the best time of my life.
5. I will never forget the day my son was diagnosed with autism.
6. Once I met Christopher Reeve.
7. There’s this boy that will forever hold a spot in my heart.
8. Once, at a bar, I showed "the girls" for some Mardi Gras beads.
9. By noon, I'm leaving my first job.
10. Last night I had some weird ass dreams.
11. If only I had the cure for autism.
12. Next time I go to church..........BUHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA. Riiiiiiiiiight, ME in church???
13. What worries me most is my son's future.
14. When I turn my head left I see the American flag my friend sent me from one of his missions.
15. When I turn my head right I see Satan's Little Helper's cat condo.
16. You know I’m lying when I say, "I am pure as the driven snow".
17. What I miss most about the Eighties is my big hair.
18. If I were a character in Shakespeare it would be one of the witches from Hamlet.
19. By this time next year I will have lost those pesky unwanted poundage.
20. A better name for me would be ??? The source of all Evil??
21. I have a hard time understanding people that make the same mistakes over and over.
22. If I ever go back to school.......shit I WORK in a high school.........
23. You know I like you if I feed you.
24. If I ever won an award, the first person I would thank would be my mother. She always believed in me and put me first.
25. Take my advice, what you think is a horrible situation right now, later on you will laugh about it and wonder what the hell you were stressing about.