Kitty bondage!!
I'm sure he's thinking "I hate you mommy". "OOOh! A yummy, tasty humming bird!"
I cannot sit out on my patio with out SLH going absolutely ape shit. He climbs my screen doors howling and carrying on. If I close the glass and or wood front door, it get horribly stuffy in my small home. So I figured I'd get a little harness and bring him out with me. He was pretty pissed at first, but I think he'll warm up to it quickly. I put him on it last night while watching tv. I was then able to open up all the screen doors to let the cool night air in. I had a retractable leash left over from my terrier and it is the perfect size and length to let SLH still roam a bit.