Because this is too damn funny to leave in my comments......I bring to you the poetic brilliance of JihadGene .
Poem To a Cat
You ate my chips,
You drank my beer.
Is huntin' season already here?
Now put these antlers on, my dear.
Don't be afraid...show no fear.
An accidental discharge?
Never happen here.
in my scope the target's near.
One B B meant, for my cat's rear.
I'm a cat lover.
Through and through!
I know I can't shoot,
that cat, it's true.
Next time I go to get beer for me and you,
I'll get some for my cat...
That sucker drinks too!
And what is really funny is that little
shit darling ball of fur has had his face in my whiskey and my beer glasses trying to get a drink at one time or another.