Last night the phone rang. As I picked it up I read on the caller i.d. that it was the fucking moron calling. I threw handed the phone to Steve and told him to take it since it was his brother. It turned out it was FM's daughter Lisa and she was actually calling to wish Pudd'n a happy birthday. After I picked my jaw up off the floor about that shocking news, I quietly reminded Steve to wish her a happy birthday too (he would of done that earlier, but she was too lazy to come out of her room to see him when he stopped by to drop something off). "So what are you up to tonight?" he askes Lisa. Upon hearing "oh, you have some friends over" I start to pantomime blowing coke up my nose and drinking. I start to giggle manically and Steve is shooting me the hairy eye ball and trying not to laugh him self. "Um, so did you do any thing special for your birthday?" he asks next. At that point I start to pantamime giving a blow job and then totally lose it. I'm laughing so hard tears are running down my face. Steve does his best to finish up the phone call quickly. You know you are pure evil Maeve and you are going straight to hell don't you? He tells me. As I'm wiping the tears from my eyes, I inform him that yes I know I'm going and I'm having a damn good time getting there.