Survey says!
1. Do you like blue cheese?Oh hell NO.
2. Have you ever smoked heroin?
No thanks; I’d rather spend my money on whiskey & Party lite candles
3. Do you own a gun? #
Does the ones my husband have count??
4. What flavor do you add to your drink?
Whiskey
5. Do you get nervous before doctor Appointments?
Nope
6. What do you think of hot dogs?
They taste best while sitting in a hockey rink.
7. Favorite Christmas movie?
National Lampoons Christmas Vacation.
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Whiskey with a beer chaser
9. Can you do push ups?
What the hell for?
10. Age?
41………..HOLY SHIT I’M 41!!!!!
11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
A nice pearly necklace *wink wink*
12. Favorite hobby?
Drinking and chatting on line with my bitches
13. Favorite Actor?
Johnny Depp
14. Do you have A.D.D.?
Huh? What was the question?
15. What's one trait you hate about yourself?
Nothing. I am perfect.
16. Middle name?
Jean (My mom wanted to name me Dorothy Jean after grandma, but she vetoed it.)
17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment
1. I need more whiskey
2. Can't wait to watch the Redwings knock the shit out of Dallas this Thurs.
3. I need more whiskey
18. Name 3 things you bought yesterday/today:
1. Whiskey
2. Make your own dildo mold
3. Milk
19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?
1. Whiskey
2. Water
3. Whiskey
20. Current worry?
Who is going to love and cherish my son when I’m worm food?
21. Current hate right now?
Wasted energy.
22. Favorite place to be?
Viva Las Vegas!!!!!
23. How did you bring in the New Year?
I worked until 8 pm and then went to bed.
24. Where would you like to go?
Well, I’ve already gone crazy. So I think I’d like to go to Ireland next.
25. Tag three people with this:
1. LL
2. Rainbow Wolf
3. Artemis
26. Why are you on the computer?
avoiding reality
27. What color are your eyes?
Dark brown
28. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
Never had the pleasure
29. Can you whistle?
With out my acrylic nails, very loudly
30. Favorite color?
Slut red
31. Would you be a pirate?
Only if Cap'n Jack Sparrow was at the wheel.
32. What songs do you sing in the shower?
None, I don't want my ears to bleed.
33. Favorite girl's name?
Brenna
34. Favorite boy's name?
Anthony, Aiden
35. What is in your pocket right now?
I have no pockets
36. Last thing that made you laugh?
my son.
37. Best bed sheets as a child?
Fuck, I’m lucky to remember what I had for lunch.
38. Worst injury you've ever had?
When I missed a step and went head first down Spaz's basement steps. The trip
to the hospital was hysterical though.
39. Do you love where you live?
It is a love/hate relationship.
40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
3
41. Who is your loudest friend?
It is a tie between Spaz, Babs and the Parafin Pimp.
42. How many dogs do you have?
Two, soon to be one.
43. Does someone have a crush on you?
BUHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh hell no!
44. What is your favorite book(s)?
The Stand
45. Where were you born?
At the gates of hell according to my husband.
46. What is your favorite candy?
Brendan Shanahan
47. Favorite Sports Team?
Duh, you have to live in a cave if you don’t know I love the Redwings.
48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
Black Magic Woman
49. What were you doing 12 AM last night?
Dreaming of being the meat in a Brendan Shanahan & Johnny Depp sandwhich.
50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
Shit, how much did I drink last night?