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Tuesday, May 27, 2008
I can't make this shit up
Last night I had the table from hell. How bad were they?It was a party of four old ladies. Now I like the older generation and ya'll know I have some paitence.I had my groove going with the small rush that just came in, every thing going fine and then one of the women at the table couldn't make up her mind on what she wanted to eat. Senile lady#1: I want this artichoke dish, can I have shrimp with it?Me: YesSL1: what else has shrimp?Me: I list several dishesSL1: Ok, but can I have shrimp with this artichoke dish?She could not wrap her head around the fact that even though the menu stated that the particular dish comes with chicken or shrimp for a few $$ more.She then just orders the arts with out any meat in it.Remember I mention the rush? Can't miss it. Place is filled, wait staff running about, very loud and noisy.Yeah, "where is our food" I heard at one point along with they wanted more dipping garlic, bread and hot water for a tea (I HATE hot teas).I get the food served aaaaaaand:Senile Lady #2: Why is there a 2nd plate under my food?Me: It is because your original plate is too hot (they do this for several of our meals)SL2: well I don't want it there! Take it away!At this point all I can do is laugh. It is that or poison the old bats. No sooner do I take the plate away she wants a TO GO box. I shit you not, she ate two bites and wanted to pack up the food. I brought the box and offered to box it up at the table. SL2: NO! I do it!I leave to go to check on another table and on my way back:SL2: This plate is too hot, you need to wrap my food for me.Of course they all want separte checks too.SL1: Can I get scallops with the meal I had? Where are the scallops?Me: we don't have scallops here ma'm.SL1: yes you do, I saw it on the menu.We do not, nor never had ever served scallops where I work.SL1: I want to try that meal again with scallops.Finally the more cognitive of the four tells her friend that we don't sell them and that they were not on the menu.SL1: ok, I want shrimp next time.
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