Men are such simple creatures.......
I think I've mentioned one of my coworkers Dan before. He loves the stuff that comes flying out of my mouth in regards to sex. When I first come in to work and we see each other I'll usually spout out with "hey sailor" to him. He just loves this.Any way, we find out that Barb's oldest son just joined the Navy. Dan says "hear that Maeve? Barb's son is a sailor!".
I give him an evil grin and get in his personal space.
Me: Do you know what I like better than a man in uniform?
Dan: no, what?
Me: peeling him out of it.
This little conversation took place in front of the bartender. The bartender Kevin just about dropped the martini he was making. I looked at him and said "what? I like men, I like the way they smell, I like the way they taste. They are my personal play ground".
Kevin just stood there with his jaw hanging open while Dan had a good laugh.