Holiday Cheer
This year Pudd'n has a male teacher for the first time EVER. I like to pick up gifts for his teachers and aids around Christmas time. You have to admit girls are easier to buy for this. Some pretty smell soaps, candles and shit like that go over well.What the hell do you get male teachers? I asked one of his aids (when Mr. N was out of the class room) if he liked wine. She said yes he did and he really likes margaritas too. Maybe if they put vodka in the water cooler in the teacher's lounge, the teachers would not be so stressed.
I've been conducting a little experiment over the years of waiting tables. When I wear red lipstick I make more money then if I wear a deep plum color. No pink lipstick here, I look like shit in pink. I wonder why that is? Last night I had an older couple at one of my tables. The entree the gentleman was eating had capers in it. I had told him that what he was eating was my favorite dish, but I get it with out capers. He then asked me:
Man: do you know what capers are?
Me: (looking puzzled) little green salty things??
Man:Yes, but do you know what they ARE?
Me: Um, no.
Man: they are frog testicles!
Me: (laughing) well that explains the salty taste!