1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila FLOOR!
I'm a wee bit hung over and it's all Gail's fault. She brought the BEST tequila, it was very smooth and I easily downedMan did that shit ever sneak up on my ass and then knock me flat on it.
I'll stick with whiskey thank you very much.
I only had the ornament I picked out stolen twice. I ended up with a cute horse made out of "ginger bread". I brought a glass cow dancing in a feather tu tu and it was stolen twice. It was a hit with all the people that work cows.
Now I have to drag my carcass grocery shopping and then I get the thrill of closing the restaurant.
I just want to go to bed.