Make Ya' Wanna Slap Yo' Momma!

Tomorrow night I am having two friends come over for dinner.

Two of my Southern Pals. The woman is from Memphis and the man is from Little Rock.

Us 3 are going to do it up Southern Style honey.......Whooooo Doggie. Yes we are.

I just finished writing up my grocery list and after I get my hair done today I'll do my shopping.

Now I know it sounds like ALOT of food but that's just how I cook. I don't know how to cook small and around here you can't anyway.

I say I'm having two people come over but I suspect a few more will drop by. That's just how we "roll" in this village. People see strange cars parked out in front of your house, hear music, laughter and smell food and they COME OVER.

Okay so for my dinner tomorrow:

Smothered Pork Chops
Candied Sweet Potatoes
Collard Greens
Black Eyed Peas
White Rice (the onion gravy from the chops goes better with rice than mashed potoes)
Spoon Bread (southern cornbread)
Deviled Eggs
Slices of Tomato (can't eat without that)
Chocolate Pie for dessert.

I wanted to make some macararoni and cheese too but my daughter said NO..she's TIRED of it.

Whatever. How the hell do you get tired of mac 'n cheese?

I'm even buying a bottle of whiskey for one of my guest. I myself don't really drink the stuff but he likes it soo I guess I'll get some.

I'm a BEER GAL but I am trying to cut that back so I have no idea what I'll have for myself in the way of cocktails just yet.

I don't much care for hard liquor or mixed drinks but....I don't know.

I guess I could make some Whiskey Sours since I'll have a bottle. I think I used to like those but can't remember.

Oh hell...I know I'm going to buy beer. I live in Germany...shouldn't I be taking advantage of all this GREAT BEER while I can?

hehe...