Betty Cocker

My sister's bachelorette party is coming up. I want to gobut would problably get the bride arrested
The girl that's giving the party wanted to make a penis cake for my sister. I just happen to have a mold imagine that!
So I snail mailed the cake mold and the directions on making my darling baby sister her own purple headed warrior. I think she begged to have the party before I got there.
MUH HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!
I'll get her and her not solittle dog too.....