WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? : My mother wanted to name me Dorothy. Yep. Dorothy after my grandma. But she did not want to hear "Big Dorothy, little Dorothy" the rest of her life.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? : My husband fucked me to tears. Does that count?
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Yes, it has improved greatly since becoming a teacher's aid.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? : Tube steak
DO YOU HAVE KIDS? : One. Unless of course you count the hub.
9. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?: Hell yeah, I mix a mean drink!!!.
DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? : The question should be when DON'T you use sarcasm?
DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? : Yes and my mother told me my throat would not get pregnant too.
WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Oh hell NO I'm too old for that shit.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? : Fruity Pebbles
DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? : Nope.
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? : You can't be the mother of a special needs child and not be strong.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? : Mint & chip because it was grandma Dorothy's favorite.
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?: The vibration they give off. I have never been wrong with my first impression of them.
RED OR PINK? : Red all the way baby!
WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?: Nothing. I am perfection.
WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?: My grandparents Dorothy & Charles. They were the biggest influence in my life. Pudd'ns middle name is Charles.
WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? : I am wearing nothing but a nightie and Victoria Secrets body lotion. Nothing else.
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? : Grilled pork chops, roasted corn and salad.
WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? : Lights On by Santana
IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? : Slut Red
FAVORITE SMELLS? : Pudd'n after a bath, horses, roses and frying onions & garlic.
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? : My Bitch Spaz.
FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?: Well DUH. HOCKEY!!!!!
HAIR COLOR[S]? : Espresso and I've let my gray stripe make it's apperance. Ok, the color won't take any more, so I've just left it alone.
Eye COLOR? Dark, evil brown
DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? No and likely never will.
FAVORITE FOOD? : NACHOS!!!!!
SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? : Happy endings, life is scary enough.
LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? : Night at the Museum
WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? : Not wearing shirt or even night shirt for that matter. Pink sheer nightie. It is supposed to be date night ya know eh?
SUMMER OR WINTER? :Winter all the way!!!!!
HUGS OR KISSES? : Slip me some tounge.
FAVORITE DESSERT? : Bread Pudding
MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? : Hmmmmmmmm. Maybe Sandy? My favorite Perv...errrh I mean Scorpio Joe?
LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? : Any one who reads my drivel and never leaves a comment.
WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?: None and I'm hyper ventalliting over that. I am a voriacious reader.
WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? : Detroit Redwings logo.
WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON T.V. LAST NIGHT? : Seasame St. (not by choice)
FAVORITE SOUND[S]? : Any thing that comes out of Pudd's mouth and horse neighing.
ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? : Rolling Stones all the way! Gimme Shelter!
WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? : Cancun
DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? : With one "look" I can make grown men shake with fear in their shoes. With one evil smile I can make you shrink away.
WHERE WERE YOU BORN? : Ann Arbor, Michigan.
WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK? Anybody's and everybody's - I'm not picking favourites.
Labels: Memes and I can't wait until Chickie and her clan get here.