I stole this from my favorite Scorpio. Some day I hope to meet this man and take in a hockey game with him.


1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2007? Yeppers!

2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE? Oh hell yes!

3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? IF SO WHY? Of course! Sex is fun and some times things don't work out as planned.

4. EVER CRY DURING SEX? IF SO WHY? Yeah I've been fucked to tears.

5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX? Nope.

6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE? Oh, yeah. Unfortunately. More than one.

7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM? Only once

8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP? Talk dirty to me baby.

9. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX? Um, yeah. How do you think I got my son?

10. EVER MASTURBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER? Nope.

11. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND? Yeppers!

12. EVER HAVE A THREESOME? No, I don't share my toys.

13. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX? oh hell YES!

14. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX? But of course! a guy I waited on last night will star in several of my fantasies!

15. HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE? Nope

16. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE? Probably when I got my cherry popped.

17. HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY? I JUST turned 15.

18. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW? That HOT bald, blue eyed, buffed man in the nice suit that I waited on last night. I'll also take Brendan Shanahan or Johnny Depp.

19. DO YOU THINK THAT NUMBER 18 IS POSSIBLE? Not at present.

20. ARE YOU HORNY NOW? I’m awake, so yes.

21. HOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS? More than 5 less than 10.

22. DO YOU LIKE SEX IN THE CAR? No, not enough room.

23. DO YOU STILL TALK TO THE PERSON YOU LOST VIRGINITY TO? I have not seen him since 1990 when he had to drive me to a mutal friend's wedding.

24. EVER HAVE SEX WITH A RELATIVE/FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER? Ewwwwwww NO!

25. EVER BEEN WITH A CHEATER? Yup.

26. TOYS, GOOD OR BAD. Toys good… some toys VERY good.

27. LINGERIE. But of course!

28. EVER SLEEP WITH A CO-WORKER? yep, Steve and I worked at the same company for 5 years.

WHERE HAVE YOU HAD SEX(X)park (x )church (x )cemetery (X)beach (x)boat ( X)school( x)parent’s bed (X)your bed (X)car (x)picnic table ( )kitchen counter (X)couch/chair ()dining room/kitchen table ( X)woods (open and/or in a tent) ( )hood of a car (X)bathroom (X)shower (X)the other person’s bed (X)porch/deck/balcony (X)in a house with parents home(X)at a party ( )on top of the washer/dryer (x)with other people in the room (X)hotel( )concert ( x)grandparent’s house (x )field ( )bleachers