Have you ever been in the middle of nasty, hot monkey love and your damn phone goes off?
Of course you ignore it, let it go to the answering machine.
Then you hear it.
your best friend's voice saying:
hellllllloooooooooooooo this is martha zit picker.
is any one hoooooooome?
noooooooo?
Ok, I'm going to get T.P. for my bung hole then.
Nah. me either.
