Ok Lurking barflies, I'm just a weeeeee bit dissapointed in ya.
So far only comments from my regular nut house friends.
Nada from you lurkers.
And do you know what I think is very interesting?
I still get hits through Gut Rumbles.
I miss that cranky cracker.
What else brings people to my corner of the twilight zone?
Feast your eyes!

bartending new york: I've drank there, never bartended.

masterbating with things : That is what battery operated friends are for.

bartenders ball pictures rudder: WTF???

too much junk in the trunk sayings : More cusion for the push'n

"jordan almonds" weight watchers points : Fuck if I know or care.

Remember.......A good friend will help you move.....a REALLY goodfriend will help you move a body.......let me know if you ever need me: Some how, I'll be call'n my friends to help ME hide the dead body. I know I can count on a few.

tennisee walking horses : My first horse Cheyenne was 1/2 Tennisee walking horse, half Arab. He had 1/2 a brain.

Maid of Honnor Speech: A lot of good it did. They divorced less than 2 years later. They obviously did not take my advice.

shanahan wife brendan picture: Goddamn it people! I don't know what she looks like, so quit coming around here!

people who love to eat or swallow sperm : Meh, I can take it or leave it.
Hey! Do you know the real reason brides smile as they walk down the isle? They know they don't have to swallow any more.

maeve lili : Me & my beotch!

masterbating while driving: Uh, no thanks. I keep two hands on the wheel at all times.