A Christmas Meme compliments of the lovely LL.


1. What is the worst Christmas gift you ever received?
I'm going to go with the year I got nothing because the ex spent all his money on drugs.

2. Two weeks before Christmas you win $1 million. You have to spend it all by the end of the year and you cannot buy anything for yourself. How do you celebrate the holidays?
I pay off the morgages for my immidate family, sent up trust fund for Pudd'n. Pay for my family to come out here and have a snow free Yule. Donate money to autism programs, animal shelter, homeless shelters and other worthy causes.

3. Do you have any family traditions? What are they and do you continue the tradition in your own household?
The only tradition is in Steve's family. His mother cooks the traditional all fish dinner on Xmas eve and on Xmas day she makes prime rib.

4. What is your favorite smell from this season? Pine trees
Or Party Lite "Holiday spices".

5. Do you regift? (That’s when you get something you hate and give it to someone else on another Christmas later): nope

6. If you have kids, how hard do you try to preserve the myth of Santa Claus? What do you do to keep the Fat Man “alive?”
Lost that pleasure to autism.

7. When do you decorate your house and tree? When do you take everything down? Are you one of those batshit crazy people that does a countdown to Christmas (who anticipate that one day as if it is the birth of your firstborn)?
I decorate the week after Thanksgiving and everything is taken down before New Years.

8. Do you sing along with the Christmas muzak in the stores? What’s your favorite Christmas song and which is the one that you hate so badly that you go postal and run amok in the aisles of Walmart when you hear it?
I don't sing a long. My favorite tune is.......fuck.......I don't know the title. There isn't one that I don't care for, but steve hates my Cajun Christmas cd and forbids me to play it in his presents.

You folks know what to do.
Tag, you ALL are it!