I used to know a few things but over the years I have forgotten a certain couple of facts. I'm
soooo glad my daughter is around now to remind me.
I mean where would I be without such an enlightened child? How could I even begin to hold my head up without her pumping my brain with all her knowledge?
Aaaaaah the force is strong with this one. She is wise beyond her years.
This is a FACT somewhere and I don't know if you guys are aware of it soo let me shed some light on the subject.
Did you know that teenagers
ARE the smartest creatures on the planet?
Well...did you?
Oh yes...it's true. I would not lie about such things.
I don't know why I even waste my time sending my daughter off to school every morning because according to her and based on her
smart mouth she is a genius. She does not need any adult telling her ANYTHING because guess why?
She already knows EVERYTHING!I was just the mere vessel that brought her into this world. My job is complete. I have nothing more to offer except catering meals, laundry and taxi service.
I suppose that's all I need to do from here on out. I can just go ahead and keep all thoughts and opinions to myself because I know nothing. I couldn't possiblely know more than this young redhead who survived this harsh world long enough to become a teenager. The knowledge she has gained in Junior High has surely surpassed all mine and other adults who have actually graduated from school and held a job.
All I'm saying is the next time you find yourself fortunate enough to be in a Teenager's presence you should thank your lucky stars. You should get down on your hands and knees and beg them to teach you. Have them enlighten you with their wisdom.
They are truly smarter than you'll EVER hope to be.
I swear man...it's true.
If you don't believe me just ask one of these cocky bastards and they'll tell ya'.
hahahahaha.
Am I being a little cheeky this morning?
Oh you bet and I'm about one step away from pulling my hair out but I do love my little smartass kid.
Just a few more years and then me and Big Daddy get to kick her out.
Come on 18!
~Sandy~