Quote: ~Welcome to my bar, pull up a stool and have a few shots. I am the mother of a beautiful, yet challenging son with autism. And yes, I'm a witch.
Me: you are never going to believe this! I had the swat team in my yard!
DS: Huh?
Me: Swat team! Sheriffs! Automatic rifles!
DS: Moooooooommmmmmm! Maeve had the swat team in her yard!
Step Mom yells in back ground: Maeve! What did you do this time!
Me: Honest! it wasn't my fault! I didn't do it!!!
Geez! Family! Feel the love! My step mom used to be a nurse at a local jail house. I used to love the stories she had about the inmates and the crazy shit they'd try and pull. You don't screw with my step mom. She's tiny, but fearless.